They only wanted one thing.
Through some kind of mix-up while ordering a pizza, I received 16 kids from an adoption agency. At first I was a little angry, and very hungry, but the kids were just so gosh darn cute that there was no way I could return them. I did make them send me enough free pizza for all of us, though.
The thing was, I didn’t really know how to take care of kids. They all seemed so bored and I felt really bad that I didn’t have anything in my apartment other than free-weights and action movies. But then I realized one of the kids came with a Creative Kids Magic Bouncing Balls set taped to their back. It made 16 bouncing balls, one for each of them!
… But then one got lost. Then I realized I totally don’t make enough money to support 16 kids. Is it weird to just give back some of them?