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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Impressive if true. I guess you didn't give your full attention to the lady at hand in those days. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Well, true be told, I was already playing Gaiden when she came over. She had a crush on me and the feeling was mutual but I was too much of a pussy to say anything back then. She got somewhat irritated that I wasn't paying attention to her and so decided to go down on me since I was too chickenshit. I couldn't stop what I was doing because I just killed Bloody Malth and was about to go through that insane jumping sequence to get to Jaquio but I was lying down on the couch facing the tv and she just zips me down and gets down to business. I'd have sex before but it wasn't with a girl with any experience unlike this girl. She knew what she was doing. I told her how this is kind of awkward since I'd known her since we were kids and she just said, "Well, I've always had a crush on you but you never paid attention to me." I told her that wasn't true. It's just I was too chicken to talk to her since I knew her so well and I always thought she saw me as a brother of sorts, not a romantic interest. Well, I paused the game but she said, "No, don't stop your game. Once, just this once, you're gonna get a free ride but after that, I want you to start paying attention to me." So she straddled me as I killed the Alien-lookin' last boss and it's embarassing to say, but I 'came' first before the ending credits. :oops: I ended up dating her on and off throughout high school. We're still good friends but now she's already married in Colorado and has a kid (which still shocks me since I've known her most of her life and always thought of her as the cute lil girl next door).
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Well, true be told, I was already playing Gaiden when she came over. She had a crush on me and the feeling was mutual but I was too much of a pussy to say anything back then. She got somewhat irritated that I wasn't paying attention to her and so decided to go down on me since I was too chickenshit. I couldn't stop what I was doing because I just killed Bloody Malth and was about to go through that insane jumping sequence to get to Jaquio but I was lying down on the couch facing the tv and she just zips me down and gets down to business. I'd have sex before but it wasn't with a girl with any experience unlike this girl. She knew what she was doing. I told her how this is kind of awkward since I'd known her since we were kids and she just said, "Well, I've always had a crush on you but you never paid attention to me." I told her that wasn't true. It's just I was too chicken to talk to her since I knew her so well and I always thought she saw me as a brother of sorts, not a romantic interest. Well, I paused the game but she said, "No, don't stop your game. Once, just this once, you're gonna get a free ride but after that, I want you to start paying attention to me." So she straddled me as I killed the Alien-lookin' last boss and it's embarassing to say, but I 'came' first before the ending credits. :oops: I ended up dating her on and off throughout high school. We're still good friends but now she's already married in Colorado and has a kid (which still shocks me since I've known her most of her life and always thought of her as the cute lil girl next door).[/QUOTE]

Well isn't that special? :lol:

It's always weird with people you've known forever ...
 
[quote name='DuelLadyS']

(and I don't need to be 'awesome'. I'm a big-chested girl who tends to wear scoop-neck shirts. I doubt most guys are watching the game when I play anyway.)[/QUOTE]

DuelLady just became everyone's favorite CAG :lol:
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Hey, what have you done for me lately?:lol:[/QUOTE]

*cue janet jackson music* Oooh, ooooh, oooh ya!
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']psshaw. What haven't I done for you? :lol:[/QUOTE]

I could think of a few things, but then we'd both get in trouble ;)
 
Beat Code: Veronica on DC in 4:37... seven fucking minutes over the time you need for the rocket launcher, but with all other requirements met (no 1st aid sprays, no saves, no continues)! Apparently since you can't skip the ending cutscenes, they add 7 minutes to your time automatically. Son of a bitch....
 
[quote name='Quackzilla']I'm so awesome I lasted almost 30 minutes last night.[/QUOTE]
... you almost lasted 30 minutes watching Big Brother 6, I'm impressed. :applause:

:lol:
 
[quote name='Quackzilla']I'm so awesome I lasted almost 30 minutes last night.[/QUOTE]
your left hand must be proud...

lol J/K.
 
[quote name='The VGM']I beat SK 5v1 and won the CPL.

Top that shit.[/QUOTE]

you cant play 5v1 in CPL. it's a clan tournament.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard'] DuelLady just became everyone's favorite CAG :lol: [/quote]

[quote name='AngelicLulu']traitor :lol: [/quote]

[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Hey, what have you done for me lately?:lol:[/QUOTE]

[quote name='angelicLulu']psshaw. What haven't I done for you? :lol: [/quote]

[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']I could think of a few things, but then we'd both get in trouble [/QUOTE]

*munches popcorn and watches where this is going* :D

(and am I a traitor, or a spy? ;) :lol: )
 
[quote name='DuelLadyS']*munches popcorn and watches where this is going* :D

(and am I a traitor, or a spy? ;) :lol: )[/QUOTE]

You're just a big-chested voyeur, apparently :lol:
 
[quote name='DuelLadyS']*munches popcorn and watches where this is going* :D

(and am I a traitor, or a spy? ;) :lol: )[/QUOTE]
wait...what?
 
[quote name='adrianchan56']Oh yeah.... I can create cuss wars in cs pub servers.[/QUOTE]

that's not that difficult. call one person a noob or constantly pwn them and they'll start cussing.
 
[quote name='Jewelz23']I am soooo awesome that I got through Metal Gear Solid on the PSX without saving once on the Memory Card nor dying once.

I'm a straight Video Game Gangster

I am Remarkable, Outstanding, Totally Thugged with the Controller.

who can top that huh?[/QUOTE]

I once won the capcom vs snk2 contest in japan with 97% winning ratio. sing Blanka, E.Honda and Guile.
 
[quote name='praystation']I once won the capcom vs snk2 contest in japan with 97% winning ratio. sing Blanka, E.Honda and Guile.[/QUOTE]

yeah right...
 
[quote name='2poor']yeah right...[/QUOTE]
Blanka can beat any "balanced" guys like ken/ryu, akuma, shin akuma, evil ryu, Kyo, yori, rock, geese, dan relatively easy. And the sliding punch (DF + HP) can always counter the hadoukens, or just by rolling forward and executing the Charge Back+ forward+HP (using C groove). The same with Ehonda. Even though he is slow, his headbutt is pretty strong and can score high damage when you pair it with most of his combos. I always alternate between Haohmaru and Guile. I chose Guile because he is the only "US soldier" in the game.
 
[quote name='praystation']Blanka can beat any "balanced" guys like ken/ryu, akuma, shin akuma, evil ryu, Kyo, yori, rock, geese, dan relatively easy. And the sliding punch (DF + HP) can always counter the hadoukens, or just by rolling forward and executing the Charge Back+ forward+HP (using C groove). The same with Ehonda. Even though he is slow, his headbutt is pretty strong and can score high damage when you pair it with most of his combos. I always alternate between Haohmaru and Guile. I chose Guile because he is the only "US soldier" in the game.[/QUOTE]

blanka is the cheesiest character in that game. e honda and guile both suck because you constantly have to be charging or buffering. i use yamazaki, athena, and m. bison. all pretty easy characters to use.
 
[quote name='2poor']blanka is the cheesiest character in that game. e honda and guile both suck because you constantly have to be charging or buffering. i use yamazaki, athena, and m. bison. all pretty easy characters to use.[/QUOTE]

Charging is no more difficult that using a fireball arcing motion. The instant the sonic boom is already out, I'm already going for the recharge plus the delay isn't as high as a someone who throws out a fireball like the 'balanced' guys.
 
Does beating Splatterhouse (TG-16) and Maximum Carnage (Genesis) count?

Both games had very difficult parts, like Stage 6 for Splatterhouse and fighting Carnage in Maximum Carnage.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Charging is no more difficult that using a fireball arcing motion. The instant the sonic boom is already out, I'm already going for the recharge plus the delay isn't as high as a someone who throws out a fireball like the 'balanced' guys.[/QUOTE]

i never said it was difficult to do a charge move, but in CvS2 you can't do much with charge moves.
 
[quote name='2poor']i never said it was difficult to do a charge move, but in CvS2 you can't do much with charge moves.[/QUOTE]

The many ass-handing my cousins give me at the aerial juggling shit with Guile beg to differ. :lol:
 
512 In Yatzhee

Being able to press a button at unbelievable speeds, but I also spaz out while doing it...

200 yrd slice at a driving range after minimal training
 
I got 250 something kills in a 30 min game of red faction, with the bots on impossible....My greatest FPS accomplishment

I won a 1 vs 2 game in Starcraft, against my english teacher, and another kid from my class, not really a great accomplishment, but owning your teacher is a new feeling entirely
 
I haven't read this thread, but I don't need to confirm my awesomeness nor have someone else do it and especially over the intraweb which just plain doesn't matter. Besides, I'm just awesome anyway:cool:
 
I did a 7,000,000 point move in THPS3, by exploiting a rail glitch...my greatest sports game accomplishment
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']I'm so aw3som3 that I don't even need to post in this thread!

Err, uhhh[/QUOTE]
of course you are...you even spelled awesome...aw3s0m3...you totally rock....dude (i think?).

hiccupleftovers your sig excused you from this thread...but you made a contribution...anyone who contributed is in team aw3s0m3 till they request to be removed.

totally unfukking believable how Killer 7 is already $30...anyone in here like that game?
 
2 cheapyD heads out of 5...I gotta work harder to make more positive contributions to the forum...I need to take my CAG forums career a little more seriously...I can never take a post off.
 
[quote name='the_deej']I once beat GTA3, Vice City, and San Andreas in one day without dieing or getting arrested once and all 100% complete...[/QUOTE]

Let's go ahead and spin with Wheel of Bullshit because

"I DON'T fuckING BELIEVE IT"
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Let's go ahead and spin with Wheel of Bullshit because

"I DON'T fuckING BELIEVE IT"[/QUOTE]

agree'd

[quote name='jaykrue']The many ass-handing my cousins give me at the aerial juggling shit with Guile beg to differ. :lol:[/QUOTE]

i don't play cvs2 much anymore, but how does your cousin hand your ass to you with guile?
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Let's go ahead and spin with Wheel of Bullshit because

"I DON'T fuckING BELIEVE IT"[/QUOTE]

Let's go ahead and spin the wheel of sarcasam because YOUR A JACKASS
 
[quote name='2poor']agree'd



i don't play cvs2 much anymore, but how does your cousin hand your ass to you with guile?[/QUOTE]

Well, he's an admittedly faster (or better) charger than I am when playing a Guile vs. Guile game. He can pull out booms like they were candy. I press the button after the charge while he presses the button midcharge. I could never make that transition as well since I'm an old skool gamer and SF2 wasn't as forgiving and forced you to complete the motion before pressing the button. Plus he's got this insane combo always involves a few light jabs with a sonic boom thrown in while he does that short knee hop that sends him forward then tosses me up for a quick light to strong attack and finish with the crossfire assault special (which I HATE to no end :bomb: ). Add the fact that he like the Spidey assist and Iceman for the chipper and you have one cheese team. Unfortunately, even using a parallel match (where we have the same characters in sequence), his Spidey is also better than mine. My Iceman is better but it doesn't help on the overall strategy (at least not for me). One of these days, I'm gonna beat the lil fucker at his own game. You mark my words.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Well, he's an admittedly faster (or better) charger than I am when playing a Guile vs. Guile game. He can pull out booms like they were candy. I press the button after the charge while he presses the button midcharge. I could never make that transition as well since I'm an old skool gamer and SF2 wasn't as forgiving and forced you to complete the motion before pressing the button. Plus he's got this insane combo always involves a few light jabs with a sonic boom thrown in while he does that short knee hop that sends him forward then tosses me up for a quick light to strong attack and finish with the crossfire assault special (which I HATE to no end :bomb: ). Add the fact that he like the Spidey assist and Iceman for the chipper and you have one cheese team. Unfortunately, even using a parallel match (where we have the same characters in sequence), his Spidey is also better than mine. My Iceman is better but it doesn't help on the overall strategy (at least not for me). One of these days, I'm gonna beat the lil fucker at his own game. You mark my words.[/QUOTE]

wait... what game were we just talking about?
 
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