Contest (CAG Foreplay #43): Win Wii Fit

[horriblehager]

Wii-BMI --> Wii Overweight --> Mii need to lose 50lbs.

 

[InuFaye]

Wii Steamer.

Help you hit that sweet spot on your partner, with unparalleled accuracy, and steamyness.
Generates your diet to help smooth you out.

 

[Undrallio]

Will Make You Wiize (Wheeze)

 

[Trendy2]

Will be sitting in the corner in a Wiik
Includes Balance Bored

 

[sperine]

Wii Are Wiiklings

 

[lebkin]

Wii Know How to Sell Cheap Plastic to Casual Gamers to Trick Them into Thinking They Will Lose Weight.

 

[FoxHoundADAM]

Wii-iiiii

Slogan: "So fun for the first 15 minutes you don't care that you just wasted $90"

 

[Ziarka]

Wii make money off your laziness.

 

[PenguinoMF]

Wii Don't Guarantee Result But Wii Make Money

 

[Splatoon]

Wii-ercise, or possibly Wii-bo.

 

[Hybrid5006]

Smoke some Wii'd

 

[cheapkevin]

Wii Fat
Wii Be Ballin
Wii **** (rhymes with 'Fit')

 

[Napegator]

Wii screw you out of your money, then Wii laugh at you

 

[SnotRocket]

Wii-bit expensive scale

 

[hufferstl]

Wii Crane kick - Yeah Daniel! Edition

 

[silentcinders]

Wii Get Genetically Superior

 

[whiptcracker]

Wii-strip pole excersize. There are exersize videos out there for this.

 

[emg28]

Wii so fat, Wii had to wait for it to be reinforced.

 

[Overclocked]

WiiFad

 

[RenoTurk11]

Wii not lazy.... Wii move!

 

[D4rkewolfe]

Wiirobics!: Wii'd be surprise if you find any Wii Boards to play this game edition!

 

[chrisnsally]

There's no "I" in Wii Fit! Oh....wait.....damn!

 

[rywateska]

Wiinja

 

[Tecka]

Wii Junk

 

[Arakias]

Wii Dont Play (that)

 

[KingBroly]

Wii Get Off Our Ass

 

[stonefry]

Wii-suh Exercise (With Jar-Jar)

 

[StinkyCheese]

Wii-eird: The Video Game

 

[LCaruana]

Nintendo and Billy Blanks present WiiBo.

 

[seastark]

'Reselling Wholesale White Plastic'

or

Doing 20 crunches after each mining/gathering tradeskill node in any mmorpg.

 

[hoofrog]

Wii Trainer

 

[Trish005]

Hanz and Franz present..Wii will pump (clap) you up!

 

[muteprophet2000]

wii- be clubin featuring ice cube.

 

[jello00]

Wii Trainer

or the less popular, poorly translated Japanese to English 'Wii Sweater'... Every grandma in the US was excited to buy their grandchild a Wii Sweater until they realized that it was a device that would make them sweat, not keep them warm.

 

[formerroadie]

A wii-bit... or, i hope i lose more than a wii-bit of weight

 

[david4a]

Wii want to kill ourselves for buying this crap

 

[Rojya]

Wii-ercise

 

[nadsofed]

Wii Mime

 

[Purkeynator]

wii-cise

 

[HotShotX]

Wii Hide-n-Seek

or

Wii Cage Fighting

~HotShotX

 

[Squeedom49]

Wii bought a tread mill, promised to use it daily, did'nt and then made that same promise for Wii Fit.

Long title, I know, but catchy.

 

[Salmonday]

Wii Be Jammin'

 

[jbroush99]

Soon to be Wii-cycled at Gamestop

 

[o2012o]

Stop wii-ing on my leg!

 

[jdsti]

Wii No Sit!!

 

[mpbrown18]

Wii-911

 

[cueball939]

Wii- Burrito Maker, now with actual beans!

 

[Hostile]

Wii Treadmill

 

[opterasis]

wii foot chase presented by the tv show Cops. Preorder at gamestop and get a free mullet and stained tank top!

 

[racerman8]

Wii lose weight