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Have you ever seen something so stupid, pointless and random like a pink ninja wrapped in 12+ ninja blankets that almost suffocates to death from tremendous heat and paralyzation? Me neither. So I did it. I call it.. the Ninja Burrito MEGA Ninja Burrito! Was a one man show.. so I couldn't really get any good shots of me in it.
Supplies Needed:
1 Ninja
Tons of Blankets
(I was in the mood to jump into a pile of leaves, like I do every fall -- not really. Unfortunantly, it's not fall yet. So, I decided to jump onto the blankets instead. Self-timed and taken in mid-air. Pretend I'm doing some crazy ninja stunt, when I'm really not.)
Have you ever seen something so stupid, pointless and random like a pink ninja wrapped in 12+ ninja blankets that almost suffocates to death from tremendous heat and paralyzation? Me neither. So I did it. I call it.. the Ninja Burrito MEGA Ninja Burrito! Was a one man show.. so I couldn't really get any good shots of me in it.
Supplies Needed:
1 Ninja
Tons of Blankets
(I was in the mood to jump into a pile of leaves, like I do every fall -- not really. Unfortunantly, it's not fall yet. So, I decided to jump onto the blankets instead. Self-timed and taken in mid-air. Pretend I'm doing some crazy ninja stunt, when I'm really not.)