OK, so I am totally ripping off David Letterman's Top 10, but here goes. The top ten reasons to play Grand Theft Auto IV on the PS3 instead of the 360.
10. My teenager is playing Halo 3 on the 360 and trash talking all the old people she is "pwning".
9. Grand Theft Auto was born on the Playstation, and it seems sacrilege to play it on anything else.
8. I don't have an extra $179 to buy a 120 gig hard drive so you can play all the extra downloadable content.
7. I do not want to pay an extra $50 a year to enjoy the multi player features of the game.
6. I do not want to listen to some six year old telling me how he is going to "pop a cap in my ass, and f&$*k your mamma like the ho she is", only to hear his mother in the back ground ask if he needs her to cut up his hot dog for lunch.
5. Due to gaming most of my childhood and into my teenage years then all of my adult life I have little muscle tone, and the Dual Shock 3 controller is not as heavy as the 360 controller.
4. When I am done with the game and want to trade it in, I do not have to worry about my console wearing deep grooves into the disk.
3. When I play games on the PS3 I do not need to turn the volume up so loud in order to drown out the sound of the DVD drive.
2. So my friends on the PSN will see me actually gaming instead of just running Folding@Home.
1. With the life expectancy of a 360 I do not want to play each island of the game on a different 360.