I am too cheap to buy the game because the unseasonable warm weather has wiped out this year's gummy worm harvest. Did I mention I'm a gummy worm farmer? Yup, I'm out there from dawn til dusk, with my hands in the dirt, digging up gummy worms, so you fat cats can enjoy your damn candy treats. Meanwhile, I can't even afford underwear for my kids, so they have to wear tighty whiteys made from discarded gummy segments.