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Congratulations to pimp tyranny, winner of the Large Animal contest!

Has your stocking been stuffed with ultra-lame gifts? This year
CheapAssGamer and Large Animal Games want to make it different.

Post here, telling us about your worst gift ever, and the winner will have their stocking overstuffed with four fantastic games from Large Animal.

Remember, you can only enter once, especially since Santa is watching.Contest ends on December 8, which also happens to be the first night of Chanukah.

The winner will be picked (at random) shortly thereafter, and the prize will
be delivered to the winner with the speed of eight reindeer, electronically
that is.

www.LargeAnimal.com

These guys are based in NYC and I've had the opportunity to check out their office (and their games, of course).
Good bunch of guys...check out their stuff!
 
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[quote name='willow1986']Well this one year about a month before christmas my mother walked in me in my room masterbating. I am female so for that christmas my mother bought me a dildo talk about the worst christmas gift every i was so embarrassed. Worst christmas every![/quote]



Lmao...that is too funny. She get you some K-Y too?
 
Well, last year, at a family Christmas party, I received from my aunt some foot lotion. Yeah, that's right, foot lotion. And I'm a guy. Oh well, it was still a good party :)
 
My sister gave me a thong for Xmas. It was hot pink. As a side note, I'm a guy. Plus, I had to open it in front of allll my family, including my grandparents.

Me dad got me a box of floppy disks one time.

This one is a long one. My grandma gave my mom this really bad smelling perfume for one Xmas. It smelled liek old people. My mom hated it. So the next Xmas, she regifts to my sister. 3 Christmas's later, she wraps it up and gives it to me, saying its a cologne. We still have it. I might re-regift it to my grandma.
 
A 'secret santa' got me:

1. Tootsie rolls wrapped in an enema box
2. Corn holders (those little fork thinks you stick on the end of corn on the cob)
3. A brick

No joke.
 
I actually haven't recieved anything abosolutley atrocious as a gift, but one year I got Zelda: Majora's Mask for Chrismas. I was shitting my pants with excitement, and then I realized I didn't have an Expansion Pak. I had to wait four weeks to get the Pak as a late birthday present from my mom. God damn did that drive me up the wall.
 
I set out one Christmas to give the best gifts ever. For my brother, the studying psychologist, I gave a microcassette recorder, as he complained of being unable to write fast enough during his internship interviews. To my mother, the renovator, I gave a new toolkit, complete with everything (I made note) that she had lost or broken over the years doing various projects. My friends recieved thoughtful and reasonably priced trinkets that, while they did not know they wanted them, they instantly loved. My best friend recieved a framed stock certificate from Marvel, Inc, showcasing his love of comics.

I got: Nothing. Mother and stepdad decided this was the season they would give to the homeless and needy. My friends were too broke, too far away, or too apathetic. My brother insisted he would get me something later when he had the cash, and never followed up on it. I sat there with literally absolutely nothing, and vowed that I would never do anything nice for anyone ever again. My spirit was broken.

Of course, it didn't last, and once again I'm buying people stuff I know will make their eyes light up. I can't help it. But guys, how about a little effort this year?
 
One time, I got some used underwear. It was my dads, they were way too big on me!!! They still had his skidmarks and all!!! Definitely the worst gift ever!!!
 
The worst gift i have ever received was a bag of Lays potato chips. It wasn't even the BBQ flavored kind, just the plain one.
 
well first thing is that december 7th which is tonight is the first night of chanukkah December 8 is the 1st day of chanukah Im jewish and we lighting 2 candles + the middle one which gets lit every night along with the number of nights its been tommorow night.

The worst present I ever got was no present from anyone seriously on chanukah which we supposed to get 8 nights of presents and not 1 present came on any night :cry: . This was the chanukah following my mom and dads divorce. But tonight I got $20 Canadian :D . Thats the only present I am getting from my mom this chanukah. But I cant wait till my dad gets me need for speed underground 2 hopefully its not the 8th night.
 
It was three years ago. That christmas, we were doing pretty badly financially, but that wouldn't stop my family from celebrating. I got a box of Teddy Grahams. Ugh.
 
2 year ago in the family chrismas party my granma gived to me 2 pais of the Power Rangers underwear and we use to poen the gifts at 12 AM so i opened my gift to see the underwear, but the promblem is that we were like 120 poeple in the pary, so u can imagine the reaction of everyone
 
I've gotten a lot of bad gifts over the years so it's hard to pick just one. The worst one for inappropriateness though would have to be the Challenger shuttle playset my grandmother gave to me as a birthday present. She gave me that birthday present after the Challenger exploded. My birthday was many months after the Challenger accident so she must have bought the gift after the fact which makes it even worse.
 
[quote name='murcielago77']omg 2 users who joined CAG to have their first post be in this contest. Not cool. And i already entered[/quote]

Way more than that. :x
 
[quote name='Trakan'][quote name='murcielago77']omg 2 users who joined CAG to have their first post be in this contest. Not cool. And i already entered[/quote]

Way more than that. :x[/quote]

Yeah, I counted like 10 in the last 5 pages or so.
 
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