Corrupt a wish message board game

[quote name='thegarageband']Granted, but you get eye cancer in both eyes the next day.

I wish my money tree would finally grow.[/quote]

Granted but the tree only grows Confederate Dollars.

I wish for a good xbox 360 game to be released.
 
Granted, but it requires a patch from XBox Live to work correctly. The same XBox Live that was just taken offline indefinitely.

I wish I had something to do on a Friday night besides post on CAG.

Edit: So no one gets left out [quote name='Kayden']I wish my booze would kick in already![/quote]
Granted; you're totally plastered and end up picking a fight with (and losing to) Carrot Top.
 
[quote name='Genocidal']Granted, but it requires a patch from XBox Live to work correctly. The same XBox Live that was just taken offline indefinitely.

I wish I had something to do on a Friday night besides post on CAG.

Edit: So no one gets left out
Granted; you're totally plastered and end up picking a fight with (and losing to) Carrot Top.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but it's posting on FatWallet forums

I wish all the world's problems would disappear forever
 
[quote name='Genocidal']Granted, but it requires a patch from XBox Live to work correctly. The same XBox Live that was just taken offline indefinitely.

I wish I had something to do on a Friday night besides post on CAG.

Edit: So no one gets left out
Granted; you're totally plastered and end up picking a fight with (and losing to) Carrot Top.[/quote]

Granted, so you go to the park...and end up stepping on dog doo.

I wish someone would tell me how to pimp/soup up my Scion XB. (by the way I'm gonna go watch Click now...LAME.)
 
Granted, but your mom dies of cancer, causing your dad to kill himself. After the two funerals, you're left with very little money and must take a job as a dish washer to support yourself. Of course, you can't go to college at the same time, so you have to drop out. For the next 5 years or so, you barely scrape by a miserable existance, eating almost only ramen and melted hershey's bars in your 15' x 15' apartment while rabies-infected rats nibble at your feet. Eventually, you turn to drugs, and begin a vicious 2 year cycle of addiction and suicide attempts. You go to jail for 15 years on a third strike and are brutally gang-raped and bukkaked constantly. It happens so often, in fact, that you begin to love it. Two days before you're supposed to be let out of jail, you feel the rough hands of your cell mate grabbing your neck and forcing you down as you shower. This was expected, as it was his customary way of telling you to suck his dick. This time, however, you tell him how much you love it. Infuriated at the idea of having sex with a homosexual, your cell mate bashes your head into the shower fall, knocking you unconcious. While you're unconcious, the entire prison block takes turns raping you. You fade in and out of conciousness, occasionally waken by the painful thursting of another lover's massive cock. As the final prisoner sprays a load of cum on what's left of your face, you take one last breath and die on the shower floor in a pool of cum and blood.

I wish I had a Wii.
 
[quote name='evanft']Granted, but your mom dies of cancer.

I wish I had a Wii.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but it's not really a Wii, it's another man's cock and you're aroused by it.

I wish I was Batman
 
[quote name='I AM WILLIAM H. MACY']Granted, but it's not really a Wii, it's another man's cock and you're aroused by it.

I wish I was Batman[/quote]

Granted, but the critics reveal you for the hack you are! :hot::hot::hot::hot:


i wish being drunk wasn't so much fun. :bouncy::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:
 
[quote name='Kayden']Granted, but the critics reveal you for the hack you are! :hot::hot::hot::hot:


i wish being drunk wasn't so much fun. :bouncy::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:[/QUOTE]

Granted. Enjoy seeing burly gay men as Jessica Alba via your beer goggles.

I wish I ran on batteries.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Granted, but the critics reveal you for the hack you are! :hot::hot::hot::hot:


i wish being drunk wasn't so much fun. :bouncy::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:[/QUOTE]
Granted, and you get so depressed by it you commit suicide.

I wish all the world's problems would disappear forever (NO ONE GRANTED IT BEFORE :whistle2:x)
 
[quote name='I AM WILLIAM H. MACY']Granted, but it's not really a Wii, it's another man's cock and you're aroused by it.

I wish I was Batman[/QUOTE]

Read the edit. :lol:
 
[quote name='I AM WILLIAM H. MACY']Granted, and you get so depressed by it you commit suicide.

I wish all the world's problems would disappear forever (NO ONE GRANTED IT BEFORE :whistle2:x)[/quote]

Granted; all of your movies have been removed from existance.


I wish IAWHM wasn't a smacktard.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Granted; all of your movies have been removed from existance.


I wish IAWHM wasn't a smacktard.[/quote]
granted but now he's your double team partner.

I wish to fuck the sexiet woman at the wedding tomorrow in the back of my tahoe.
 
[quote name='DT778']granted but now he's your double team partner.

I wish to fuck the sexiet woman at the wedding tomorrow in the back of my tahoe.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but she's very, very drunk... and 16... and claims you two met on Myspace... and you raped her

I wish I was a jedi.
 
[quote name='AlbinoNinja']Granted, but she's very, very drunk... and 16... and claims you two met on Myspace... and you raped her

I wish I was a jedi.[/QUOTE]
Granted but you were in Star Wars Episode 3.

I wish this game didnt exist. I mean it's kind of interesting just to see what people want but it's pretty lame too...just my thoughts. And ya, I'm still playing it.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Granted but you were in Star Wars Episode 3.

I wish this game didnt exist. I mean it's kind of interesting just to see what people want but it's pretty lame too...just my thoughts. And ya, I'm still playing it.[/quote] granted but then you make a thread asking if you are gay if you just watched two dudes fuck at the beach and wished one of the asses was yours. And the thread gets stickied and talked about in the cagcast!

I wish I had a license to kill.
 
[quote name='Genocidal']Granted, but only for squirrels.

I wish people would mean what they say.[/quote]

Granted. No snappy comeback, that would just suck.

I wish movies weren't turning into commercials.
 
[quote name='Quillion']Granted. No snappy comeback, that would just suck.

I wish movies weren't turning into commercials.[/QUOTE]
Granted... good bye I. Robot :cry: :cry: :cry:

I wish I had the most loyal, smart, and absolutely perfect dog ever...
 
[quote name='AlbinoNinja']Granted... good bye I. Robot :cry: :cry: :cry:

I wish I had the most loyal, smart, and absolutely perfect dog ever...[/QUOTE]

Granted but then you fall in love with it and do doggy style every night.

I wish I had 4 arms like Goro
 
[quote name='seanr1221']Granted but then you fall in love with it and do doggy style every night.

I wish I had 4 arms like Goro[/quote]
granted, but they are short arms like a t-rex.

I wish paris hilton died by choking on one of those six pack plastic thingy that holds them together.
 
[quote name='DT778']granted, but they are short arms like a t-rex.

I wish paris hilton died by choking on one of those six pack plastic thingy that holds them together.[/QUOTE]

Granted but you're murder suspect #1

I wish advertisements would just stay on billboards and out of games.
 
[quote name='Graystone']Granted but you're murder suspect #1

I wish advertisements would just stay on billboards and out of games.[/quote]
Granted, but they stick billboards into games.

I wish nothing bad will happen to me in the next post.
 
Granted. You are in a horrible car crash with your family and watch them get ripped limb from limb; you walk away unscathed.

I wish I had a normal sleep schedule.
 
[quote name='LaraCroftsLeftBoob']granted, but you are only able to fall asleep on a bed of broken glass and rusty nails.

i wish for my wallet to always have money in it. no matter how much i spend.[/quote]

Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish gas wasn't expensive.
 
[quote name='thegarageband']Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish gas wasn't expensive.[/QUOTE]


Granted, and it is about .20 a gallon...but the cheapest car is 1,000,000

I wish I could eat 64 slices of american cheese in one sitting and not get sick/fat.
 
[quote name='seanr1221']Granted, and it is about .20 a gallon...but the cheapest car is 1,000,000

I wish I could eat 64 slices of american cheese in one sitting and not get sick/fat.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but you can't shit for 3 weeks.

I wish the power would go out in The Silver Diner in Virginia Beach, VA so I don't have to work.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Granted, but you can't shit for 3 weeks.

I wish the power would go out in The Silver Diner in Virginia Beach, VA so I don't have to work.[/QUOTE]


Granted but since the powers off the doors get stuck forcing you to be stuck at work.


I wish a Philadelphia teams wins a championship sometime during my lifetime.
 
[quote name='Ikohn4ever']Granted but since the powers off the doors get stuck forcing you to be stuck at work.


I wish a Philadelphia teams wins a championship sometime during my lifetime.[/quote]

Granted, but they will all die in a fiery plane crash following their big win before they even get the opportunity to return to Philly. Riots ensue and the city of Philadelphia is engulfed in flames.

I wish I was more creative.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Granted, but they will all die in a fiery plane crash following their big win before they even get the opportunity to return to Philly. Riots ensue and the city of Philadelphia is engulfed in flames.

I wish I was more creative.[/QUOTE]

Granted but you will be the worst in your field.

I wish that their was one super video game box that played all of the games for all systems.
 
[quote name='Graystone']Granted but you will be the worst in your field.

I wish that their was one super video game box that played all of the games for all systems.[/quote]

Granted, but its the...
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I wish I were a real boy!
 
[quote name='Kayden']Granted, but its the...
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I wish I were a real boy![/quote]

Granted but i'm going to molest you!


I wish the next poster dies!
 
[quote name='I AM WILLIAM H. MACY']Granted, but since there's no actual wish here, ungranted.

I wish cancer didn't exist[/quote]

Granted, but the world will become overpopulated and a flu epidemic will end up killing your family slowly and painfully.

I wish CAG would wait to unveil the next great sale until I have some money.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Granted, but the world will become overpopulated and a flu epidemic will end up killing your family slowly and painfully.

I wish CAG would wait to unveil the next great sale until I have some money.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but the sale is in 2009, and it's for N-Gage games.

I wish I could dance.
 
[quote name='evanft']Granted, but the sale is in 2009, and it's for N-Gage games.

I wish I could dance.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but you must become Napoleon Dynamite.

I wish I could get a Mac.
 
[quote name='evanft']Granted, but the sale is in 2009, and it's for N-Gage games.

I wish I could dance.[/quote]

Granted. You become the most famous gay dancer, wanted by all gay men of the world...but you have a horrible accident which strips you of your genitals and your anus. Have fun w/your buttsecks!

I wish everyone on this board became rich and happy.
 
[quote name='evanft']Granted, but the sale is in 2009, and it's for N-Gage games.

I wish I could dance.[/quote]

Granted. You become the most famous gay dancer, wanted by all gay men of the world...but you have a horrible accident which strips you of your genitals and your anus. Have fun w/your buttsecks!

I wish everyone on this board became rich and happy.

Edit: MOXIO!!!:bomb:

Ok granted, but you're arrested for having child porn on it.

I wish that whenever I wish something, it's not corrupted. Saying so, I wish puppies would fall from the sky and make a collage of splattered guts and fur on the pavement of every town except mine.
 
[quote name='thegarageband']Granted. You become the most famous gay dancer, wanted by all gay men of the world...but you have a horrible accident which strips you of your genitals and your anus. Have fun w/your buttsecks!

I wish everyone on this board became rich and happy.

Edit: MOXIO!!!:bomb:

Ok granted, but you're arrested for having child porn on it.

I wish that whenever I wish something, it's not corrupted. Saying so, I wish puppies would fall from the sky and make a collage of splattered guts and fur on the pavement of every town except mine.[/QUOTE]

Your wish about corruption is granted, except that you die before finishing the wish.

I wish I had a boy.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Your wish about corruption is granted, except that you die before finishing the wish.

I wish I had a boy.[/quote]

Granted, but he runs away and joins the circus.

I wish I had a bag of salted cashews.
 
[quote name='thegarageband']Granted, but he runs away and joins the circus.

I wish I had a bag of salted cashews.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but their lethally oversalted.

I wish I had superpowers.
 
[quote name='Shinkuu Ryao']Granted, but their lethally oversalted.

I wish I had superpowers.[/QUOTE]

Sure, but the powers are the ability to open cans and make you appear unattractive to women and super hot to gay males.

I wish I had a wish.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Sure, but the powers are the ability to open cans and make you appear unattractive to women and super hot to gay males.

I wish I had a wish.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but then I wished I could take away your wish and your wish became my wish.

I wish I could be more like the next person who posts in this thread.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Sure, but the powers are the ability to open cans and make you appear unattractive to women and super hot to gay males.

I wish I had a wish.[/quote]

Granted, but that was your wish.

I wish I had a new memory card for my camera.


Edit for munch:

Granted, but I'm gay.

I wish I had a new memory card for my camera... again.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Granted, but that was your wish.

I wish I had a new memory card for my camera.[/QUOTE]

Sure, but it contained naked pics of dcfox's Sailor Sexathon.

I wish I could poop.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Sure, but it contained naked pics of dcfox's Sailor Sexathon.

I wish I could poop.[/quote]

Granted, but now you are cursed with a log that keeps coming out for eternity.

I wish Mr. Robotto would say something besides domo arigatto.
 
[quote name='thegarageband']Granted, but now you are cursed with a log that keeps coming out for eternity.

I wish Mr. Robotto would say something besides domo arigatto.[/QUOTE]

Granted, he now says "I love assrape"

I wish I had some fast food right about now.
 
[quote name='Shinkuu Ryao']Granted, he now says "I love assrape"

I wish I had some fast food right about now.[/quote]

Granted. So I got you some Arby's.

I wish Adult swim would have it's own channel.
 
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