[quote name='Malik112099']OK! This is my entry if there even is a contest......
CAG
by Malik112099
(Goes to the tune of "BAD" by Michael Jackson)
That Game Is Mine
Gonna Get It Cheap
Just Use A Coupon
To Save A Heap
I'm Telling You
I’m Short On Cash
I Really Want That Game
Have To Use My Stash
Game On,
Game On,
Cheap Ass Gamer
Damn Right...
I Grab The Game
And Crack A Smile
I Walk Up Front
With CAG Style...
I Hand The Game
To The Checkout Clerk
While I Play My Game
This Sucker Has To Work
Well They Say Next-Gen’s The Limit
And To Me That's Not Real True
But My Friend You Have Seen Nothin'
All You Play Is Street Fighter 2…
Because I'm A CAG, A CAG – Game On
(CAG CAG – Hard-Core CAG)
Because I'm A CAG, A CAG – You Know
(CAG CAG – Hard-Core CAG)
You Know I'm A CAG, A CAG - Game On, You Know
(CAG CAG – Hard-Core CAG)
And I’m Waiting For The Next Coupon Scan
Before I Go To The Store Again,
Who's CAG?...
The Demo Is Out
This Game Is Sweet
I Have To Have It
It Comes Out In A Week,
I’ll Save My Cash
And Search The Net
I Think This Game
Might Put Me In Debt,
I Found It Cheap
On CAG’s Website
I’ll Get A Deal
And Play All Night
Well They Say Next-Gen’s The Limit
And To Me That's Not Real True
But My Friend You Have Seen Nothin'
All You Play Is Street Fighter 2…
Because I'm A CAG, A CAG – Game On
(CAG CAG – Hard-Core CAG)
Because I'm A CAG, A CAG – You Know
(CAG CAG – Hard-Core CAG)
You Know I'm A CAG, A CAG - Game On, You Know
(CAG CAG – Hard-Core CAG)
And I’m Waiting For The Next Coupon Scan
(And I’m Waiting For The Next Coupon Scan)
Before I Go To The Store Again,
(Before I Go To The Store Again)
Who's CAG...
We Can Game Again Tomorrow
And Watch The Next-Gen Race
If You Don’t Like What I’m Playin
It’s Cause You Got Second Place
Because I'm A CAG, A CAG – Game On
(CAG CAG – Hard-Core CAG)
Because I'm A CAG, A CAG – You Know
(CAG CAG – Hard-Core CAG)
You Know I'm A CAG, A CAG - Game On, You Know
(CAG CAG – Hard-Core CAG)
Woo! Woo! Woo!
(And I’m Waiting For The Next Coupon Scan Before I Go To The Store Again...)
You Know I'm A CAG, A CAG - Game On
(CAG CAG – Hard-Core CAG)
You Know I'm A CAG, A CAG - You Know It-You Know It
(CAG CAG – Hard-Core CAG)
You Know, You Know, You
Know, Game On
(CAG CAG – Hard-Core CAG)
And I’m Waiting For The Next Coupon Scan
(And I’m Waiting For The Next Coupon Scan)
Before I Go To The Store Again,
(Before I Go To The Store Again)
You Know I'm Cheap, I'm A CAG, You Know It
(CAG CAG – Hard-Core CAG)
You Know I'm A CAG, A CAG Baby
(CAG CAG – Hard-Core CAG)
You Know, You Know, You
Know It, Game On
(CAG CAG – Hard-Core CAG)
And The Whole World Has To
And I’m Waiting For The Next Coupon Scan
(And I’m Waiting For The Next Coupon Scan)
Woo!
(Before I Go To The Store Again)
You Know I'm A CAG, A CAG - You Know It
(CAG CAG – Hard-Core CAG)
You Know I'm A CAG - You Know - Hoo!
(CAG CAG – Hard-Core CAG)
You Know I'm A CAG – A CAG - You Know It, You Know
(CAG CAG – Hard-Core CAG)
And I’m Waiting For The Next Coupon Scan
(And I’m Waiting For The Next Coupon Scan)
Before I Go To The Store Again…
[FONT="](Before I Go To The Store Again…)
Who's CAG[/FONT][/QUOTE]
This probably isn't what you where thinking when you typed that out but I white boy rapped it out with my crappy mic I got from Amazon for 9 dollars and my copy of Audacity.
I pieced it together out of 2 takes so it isn't the greatest but it is semi-decent for what I was going for. Also it was midnight when I recorded that so I tried to keep my voice down so I wouldn't wake up the family. If anybody wants to put it to music feel free too.
Mirrors:
http://rapidshare.de/files/17790201/cagfinishedproduct.mp3.html
http://s39.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2SS74PGH4E0OX2JO1VQ5UTYRQJ
-edit Man, I just listened to StealthySeal's (Jaket) song and it kicks the crap out of mine.

He even put music to it...looks like I was 2 years to late for a white boy rap about CAG
