curious: prefered method of death?

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If you could chose an age and cause of death for yourself what would it be?
Also is there a particular way of dying you're most terrified of?

...it's just a morbid curiousity of mine...it'd be interesting to compare different groups of peoples answers on this
 
55, in a samurai swordfight, against an epic enemy, to which has enough honor to give me a clean death

im not kidding either, it beats nursing homes, or arthritis, after 55 everything goes downhill
 
40-50, shot in the back by a jealous husband. :twisted:
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The last way I'd want to die is suffocation/strangulation. Asphyxiation would be cool...
 
About 50. I'd like to go down in a rain of gunfire, something spectacular. Or a skydiving accident. Or even passed out drunk, drowning in my own vomit. haha (i laugh because its almost happened)

Most afraid of being stabbed to death with a very small/thin knife or needle.
 
[quote name='levi333']About 50. I'd like to go down in a rain of gunfire, something spectacular. Or a skydiving accident. Or even passed out drunk, drowning in my own vomit. haha (i laugh because its almost happened)

Most afraid of being stabbed to death with a very small/thin knife or needle.[/QUOTE]

Sewing machines must scare the piss outta you... :lol:
 
Probably in a couple of years, some form of suicide, most likely walking on a highway or something.
If I can live past that, then prolly 80's just like most of the rest of my family.

I would hate to drown. I don't like swimming or being in bodies of water in the first place. I would hate to struggle to breath, knowing in the end it's hopeless and I'll die slowly anyway.
 
worst way for me, in an emergency room, too much panic to figure everything out, garunteed painful death, everyone screamin, give me spike speigels death anyday
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']55 by lethal enjection for war crimes.[/QUOTE]


You won't be around for that long :lol:
 
[quote name='Kayden']40-50, shot in the back by a jealous husband. :twisted:


The last way I'd want to die is suffocation/strangulation. Exphixation would be cool...[/QUOTE]

Reminds me of Fox Mulder. He was told by a psychic that he would die by auto-erotic-asphyxiation.


I'd like to die when I'm really old, while sitting in my Lazy-Boy, after a hard day's work / fun, and after a lifetime of service to mankind.:)

I think the worst way to die would be to be alone, and not be remembered/missed/loved...:cry:


Seriously. Stop laughing...:bomb:
 
that looks about right, only the bald guys like 40 years older
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you had to expect some morbid looking pic
 
as long as im not drowin or sufficatating. dieing having sex or in a sword fight against a ninja during a mission but figuring out as power i had that i never had and save myself just to die!!(to much anime for me!!!)
 
I'd like to die around 40ish of a brain anerism or however the heck you spell it or something equally sudden/painless.
The way wouldn't want to go is in a car crash into a body of water...the idea of being trapped while drowning
 
Anything but suffocation. I've suffocated before, after having a massive reaction to some cold medicine. Suffocation is incredibly painful, and the fear that grows as you slowly lose more and more air hurts as much as the actual act.

I'd also like to die in my 60's to 70's.
 
This is a true story:

I had a close friend of mine in New York City. He didn't show up for work one morning. Oh well, no big deal. Later that evening I got a call from his mother around 6 pm. She got home from work and found him dead in a kitchen. He died while he was having a breakfest from a heart attack.


He never had any heart problems and he was only......25...
 
[quote name='Kayden']Sewing machines must scare the piss outta you... :lol:[/QUOTE]

Never thought about them too much.... until now.
I dont know where the fear comes from, i love knives and weapons.
I have at least 40 knives, a few swords, claws, blow gun with needle darts. Its just i dont trust those items in the hands of others i guess.

Worst fear is being tied/held down and stabbed with large needles.

I also have a fear of guitars, but we wont go there.
 
I would have to say 78. In my sleep, of natural causes. Nice and painless. I would never want to drown, bleed to death, or have a heart attack. Very painful.
 
When/if my physical state deteriorates to the point that I'm no longer happy, and in my sleep. Though, dying during orgasm (heart attack?), while having sex with christina ricci, would be my fantasy death.

I also hate the topic title. I've clicked it about 5 times, each time thinking it's something about bisexuality.
 
teh nicest way I can think of is in my sleep or by being shot. something quick and easy. I don't want to die alone or be forgotten. I would hate falling off a tall building or getting hit by a car.
 
27, performing on stage with my band at a show in Los Angeles, spontaneous combustion. No, I'm not a drummer.

Failing that, I guess I'd like to live to about 80 and die in my sleep, painlessly. I would never want to die with any regrets. I'd like to make sure I at least attempted everything I've wanted to accomplish. I'd like to be remembered for being a good, creative, and talented person who touched many lives.
 
Or on the other hand I can strap a nuke that blows up whenever my heart stops so I can take out as many people with me as possible......:evil:
 
I just don't want to die in my sleep. I want to be awake and aware when I die so that I can experience it. If that makes sense.
 
Probably somewhere in my 50s or 60s due to missing a turn at 230mph while getting road head. I don't know if road head is that great at 50 though, so maybe I should work on that happening sooner, sans the whole dying part.
 
I would like to die before i get to a point where people need to help me with things. Since something like that can happen at anytime i'm not sure but dying when i'm in my late 50's would be ok with me. I'm not really afraid of death at all, although i think burning alive would be awful, and i dont think i'd like to drown either.
 
i'd probably want to go down in gun fight to protect innocent kids from murderous terrorists. i would get hit during the fight, but i have so much adrenaline pumping i wouldn't even notice until i killed all the terrorists and i calmed down.

and OP did you get this idea from a shoryuken.com thread?
 
I would like to be having sex with a gorgous model of 25 years of age when I'm 67 and an elephant spontaniously step on my head. So I'll go out with a bang. Wait, doesn't that also mean I'll leave as I'm coming?
 
Commit suicide after selling 2-3 multi-platium albums.

That way I can be an icon forever....and people will say I was the best...even though I wasnt.
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky']Commit suicide after selling 2-3 multi-platium albums.

That way I can be an icon forever....and people will say I was the best...even though I wasnt.[/QUOTE]

Or in your case after taking care of all the cagtacular members, mafia style, nah just kiddin, what about after spending a year in the tub, with your tubgirl
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky']Commit suicide after selling 2-3 multi-platium albums.

That way I can be an icon forever....and people will say I was the best...even though I wasnt.[/QUOTE]

Sounds famililar. ;)
 
All you people who think life isn't worth living after 50 are nuts. There's never enough time to do everything you want to do.
 
[quote name='javeryh']All you people who think life isn't worth living after 50 are nuts. There's never enough time to do everything you want to do.[/QUOTE]

I didn't say 50, I said 30. I finished with everything I want to do in life a looooooong time ago, and I'm only 22.

I'm not much for ambition apparently. :lol:
 
[quote name='javeryh']All you people who think life isn't worth living after 50 are nuts. There's never enough time to do everything you want to do.[/QUOTE]

I agree. I'll be long retired an travelling where ever the heck I want to after 50. Gosh...
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I didn't say 50, I said 30. I finished with everything I want to do in life a looooooong time ago, and I'm only 22.

I'm not much for ambition apparently. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Don't you have any dreams??? Wow.
 
just remember the path of wisdom has no age, so read books after 50, and become and intellectual, or spiritual person
 
"He was killed by a monster truck driven by the incredible hulk
'GASP, you remembered how i wanted to die!'"
------Futurama

I'd have to say doing something heroic, like saving a bus full of nuns from a dragon, yeah, people would definately remember me for that one

or on the flip-side, some method of death where my family would not have to suffer, but will always remember me.

Id hope to die around 70, the blissful years between retirement and going senile when you can do absolutely anything you want.

I'd hate to die a vegetable, just remove my feed tube (YOU ALL HEARD ME, THIS FORUM IS EVIDENCE) and pray that the media doesn't catch the event, because thats what I wanted; or a lightbulb changing accident, cuz then at my funeral everyone would be all like "Hey, how many albinoninjas does it take to screw in a lightbulb"

yeah, thats why i hire the kid across the street to change lightbulbs for me. Let him die
 
I only have a couple of ways I want to die.

1) Painless
2) NOT a Darwin Award Winner
3) Quickly

Other than that, if I commited suicide, I would want it to be the Cadbury Surprise ala Maddox.

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What you need: ice cream scooper, cadbury eggs.

"How to do it: spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper, and replace them with cadbury easter eggs. Then using any of the methods above, kill yourself. Your family may hate the suicide, but everyone loves cadbury cream eggs! Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead?! Try to do it around easter. The kids will have hours of fun trying to find the last two treats. "

Maddox Article
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I didn't say 50, I said 30. I finished with everything I want to do in life a looooooong time ago, and I'm only 22.

I'm not much for ambition apparently. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I guess watching your kid go to school for the first time or going on a first date or graduating college, etc. isn't on the list. It's a shame because I can think of nothing greater than watching your child become better than you. 30 is way too young! :)
 
[quote name='javeryh']I guess watching your kid go to school for the first time or going on a first date or graduating college, etc. isn't on the list. It's a shame because I can think of nothing greater than watching your child become better than you. 30 is way too young! :)[/QUOTE]

Who takes pride in doing something that doesn't require effort... Hes Sub for fuck's sake... doesn't take much to be better than a sexual asaulter of 14 year old skeletons.

;)
 
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