Hahaha, the trick to dealing w/ AOL ppl is to not care and stand firm. If they say, "Oh, the money we make we give to charity so if you quit, then the money won't go to the charity and the children will die!" respond with something like, "That's ok, everytime I masturbate, Satan kills a kitten and rapes their carcasses. Needless to say, they don't call me kittykiller for nothing." You don't necessarily need to use those exact words (I'd be laughing my butt if someone did) but the point is to stay firm and cancel. If they simply won't give up, ask them for their full name and operator number. If they refuse, tell them, "If you won't give your information to me, then why should I go out of my way to stay w/ your company?" They then tell you, then ask them to speak to their supervisor. If you get to this point, PM me since obviously the guy needs a nickel to buy a clue and I've got lots of nickels...