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I hate the fad too but because some goverment official hates it they shouldn't make a law out of that. There's people dressed much worse and more explicit than saggy pants.
 
LOL, I think that we should outlaw people from showing their g-strings or thongs at least, it's gross. There's this girl who's been in my classes for the past two years whose thong used to show all the time.... She earned the nickname "Thong Girl" by my friends, and even though she doesn't do that anymore, we still call her Thong Girl. Not to her face, though. Now, don't take me thinking of outlawing it seriously; that's a stupid idea, but seeing someone's thong is annoying and should not be viewed by anyone. Still, there is no need for a law about it; we'll just know that that person is a ho, and I think that's right enough punishment.
 
From that dumblaws.com website, Chico, CA has the following law:
"Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. "

LMAO :lol:
 
[quote name='ex0']From that dumblaws.com website, Chico, CA has the following law:
"Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. "

LMAO :lol:[/quote]

:rofl:
 
South Carolina

It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.

When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.

A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.

- That's some funny stuff.
 
[quote name='captainfrizo']South Carolina

It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.

When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.

A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.

- That's some funny stuff.[/quote]

not if you're the wife.
 
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I'd love to know how many people have actually placed an order for this stuff?!
 
oops! He left one in the chamber. What a moron! And to be teaching a safety classt to boot. It makes me wonder if he was trying to make a point by showing that what appears to be an unloaded gun really might not be.
 
[quote name='captainfrizo']South Carolina

It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.

When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.

A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.

- That's some funny stuff.[/quote]

So incredibly stupid, yet true?! :rofl:
 
In Texas it is legal to commit a homicide as long as you tell the person when, and how you are going to kill them.

0200 zulu May 08 2004
With a candle stick.
 
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