Dead or Alive movie trailer...

don't worry... the onyl other place it showed up in was the Fighting thread...

sad... then again, I'm sure Itagaki dosn't care/likes it since his favorite movie is Armageddon (he loves his Affleck!).
 
Wow, that was awful. And I expected that, but not to such an insane degree.

EDIT: At least Holly Valance is hot, but that's not nearly enough.
 
A cringe is usually a brief, involuntary reaction to disturbing stimulae...what do you call it when the cringe is held for a full 60 seconds? Wow, that was bad, off to IMDB to see who is responsible for this...
edit: hillarious, two of the writers wrote for "Bill Nye the Science Guy" and the screen writer is...WTF, they're making Under Siege 3?
Casey Ryback is sent on a mission to take out Muslim terrorists who have taken over a flight from Israel to USA... Anyway, the screenwriter has also written for such classics as Under Siege, Under Siege 2, and a writer for the most critically acclaimed show ever... "V.I.P." *sarcasm detector overloads and explodes*
 
WOW!
That looks fucken Sweet!
I'm so going to be there opening night!
And Ayane HAS purple hair!!!!!!!

I was looking at who was the Director and writers for the moive.

The Director is Corey Yuen he was the Fighting and martial arts director on Transporter 1 & 2, X-Men, Kiss of the Dragon, The One, and Lethal Weapon 4, just to name a few. and he has Directed about 36 movies. Thats a good start.

What scares the shit out of me right now is the writers:
Adam Gross & Seth Gross, best known work Bill Nye, the Science Guy.... ugh!
J.F. Lawton He did Pretty Woman, Blankman, Under Siege 1, 2 & 3, and the TV series V.I.P... ugh again.
and last Granz Henman who has done nothing that I have heard of.. not a good sign.

I've Watched it a few times, only chracter that kind of bugs me right now is Kasumi. Everyone else seems like a good match. Tina is a pretty good fit. Leon looks like his videogame counterpart. Looks like Gen-Fu is in it even thou he wasn't listed in the cast. Also looks like Kokoro from DoA4 is in as well, unless that was Kasumi. it was hard to tell from the angles. And I think I saw Zach.

Kasumi and Ayane's outfits are really acurate. I'm really glad they didn't try to create some new look for them all.

The trailer reminds me alot of the first Mortal Kombat movie with a bit of Kill Bill and (sadly) Charlie's Angles mixed in.

the only spots that really scream Charlie’s Angels was;
-The stupid intro were there talking about guys and they are focusing on Kasumi, Helena and Christien. I have to say now that I re-look at it again I'm kind of disappointed on how they portraid Helena.
-The Xtream Beach Volleyball references, I think they could have done without that.
-And the explosion where Kasumi, Helena and Christien are jumping of a balcony.

The intro is what does the most damage in making people think its going to be a Charlie’s Angels clone.

Having the girls team up was nessary since it would be harder for them to do a movie where your moving around from character to character. In Mortal Kombat the story mainly focused around Liu Kang with a really small side story for Sonya and next to nothing for Johnny Cage. Unless they wanted to focuses the whole movie just around Kasumi I think it was needed to have them all team up to fight a common enemy. This is going to always be a major problem with doing movies based on Fighting games there are just to many characters to use. The only other option I could see that could be taken would be to do a SinCity type movie where you break the movie up into 3 or move mini movies.

The whole topless fight scene at the end really, kind of boardlines Charlie’s Angels but does look like something Christien would do. If you were to cut out the clip from the beginning I think alot less people would see a Charlie’s Angels connection.

As for the Kill Bill connection, that would only be the 5 Girls vs 300 Ninjas scene in the beginning. But really its a fighting movie, you need lots of fighting.

It should also be noted that the whole intro part more then likely was shot only for the teaser/trailer and won't even be in the movie.

This is still just a teaser, and it looks like not even a teaser that was ment to be aired, someone must have snaged it from one of the online teaser test surveys. So they might not even use this teaser and might come out with a better one.

Music kind of bugged me as well, But whatcha going to do, today's music sucks. Lets hope they keep the pop crap to a minimum in the movie.

None the less still looks really good to me. I can't wait to see it.
 
Are you on drugs? :lol:[quote name='jesta2817']wow...looks even worse than charlie's angels[/QUOTE]That was the first thing I thought of as well. Quite a feat.
 
Wow. Fiona Apple looks really different with blonde hair. She was cute before, but now she's hot. Ugh, probably underage too. I'm going to be damned.


This movie looks no more insulting to the DOA game than that Volleyball Soft Porn game was. That was complete trash... this movie might actually be better.
 
[quote name='CapAmerica']WOW!
That looks fucken Sweet!
I'm so going to be there opening night!
And Ayane HAS purple hair!!!!!!!

I was looking at who was the Director and writers for the moive.

The Director is Corey Yuen he was the Fighting and martial arts director on Transporter 1 & 2, X-Men, Kiss of the Dragon, The One, and Lethal Weapon 4, just to name a few. and he has Directed about 36 movies. Thats a good start.

What scares the shit out of me right now is the writers:
Adam Gross & Seth Gross, best known work Bill Nye, the Science Guy.... ugh!
J.F. Lawton He did Pretty Woman, Blankman, Under Siege 1, 2 & 3, and the TV series V.I.P... ugh again.
and last Granz Henman who has done nothing that I have heard of.. not a good sign.

I've Watched it a few times, only chracter that kind of bugs me right now is Kasumi. Everyone else seems like a good match. Tina is a pretty good fit. Leon looks like his videogame counterpart. Looks like Gen-Fu is in it even thou he wasn't listed in the cast. Also looks like Kokoro from DoA4 is in as well, unless that was Kasumi. it was hard to tell from the angles. And I think I saw Zach.

Kasumi and Ayane's outfits are really acurate. I'm really glad they didn't try to create some new look for them all.

The trailer reminds me alot of the first Mortal Kombat movie with a bit of Kill Bill and (sadly) Charlie's Angles mixed in.

the only spots that really scream Charlie’s Angels was;
-The stupid intro were there talking about guys and they are focusing on Kasumi, Helena and Christien. I have to say now that I re-look at it again I'm kind of disappointed on how they portraid Helena.
-The Xtream Beach Volleyball references, I think they could have done without that.
-And the explosion where Kasumi, Helena and Christien are jumping of a balcony.

The intro is what does the most damage in making people think its going to be a Charlie’s Angels clone.

Having the girls team up was nessary since it would be harder for them to do a movie where your moving around from character to character. In Mortal Kombat the story mainly focused around Liu Kang with a really small side story for Sonya and next to nothing for Johnny Cage. Unless they wanted to focuses the whole movie just around Kasumi I think it was needed to have them all team up to fight a common enemy. This is going to always be a major problem with doing movies based on Fighting games there are just to many characters to use. The only other option I could see that could be taken would be to do a SinCity type movie where you break the movie up into 3 or move mini movies.

The whole topless fight scene at the end really, kind of boardlines Charlie’s Angels but does look like something Christien would do. If you were to cut out the clip from the beginning I think alot less people would see a Charlie’s Angels connection.

As for the Kill Bill connection, that would only be the 5 Girls vs 300 Ninjas scene in the beginning. But really its a fighting movie, you need lots of fighting.

It should also be noted that the whole intro part more then likely was shot only for the teaser/trailer and won't even be in the movie.

This is still just a teaser, and it looks like not even a teaser that was ment to be aired, someone must have snaged it from one of the online teaser test surveys. So they might not even use this teaser and might come out with a better one.

Music kind of bugged me as well, But whatcha going to do, today's music sucks. Lets hope they keep the pop crap to a minimum in the movie.

None the less still looks really good to me. I can't wait to see it.[/QUOTE]


*passes the DoA Fanboy crown to CapAmerica*

congrats. you've earned it.
 
did we watch the same trailer? A 31 year old norway girl playhing a 16 year old japanese is not a good fit.
 
There's only one thing that is going to get me to spend hard earned cash on this crap-tastical movie.


Nudity. Lots of it.

No boobs, no money.
 
Egad...that's terrible.

I mean, is it even going to follow the story of the games, or is it just going to be a grrl power movie?
 
I think the onyl thign they got right was Ayane having purple hair, but that's pretty much it... I can't even beleive they didn't even get the boobs right!!! geeze!
 
[quote name='RelentlessRolento']I can't even beleive they didn't even get the boobs right!!! geeze![/QUOTE]

Seriously! DOA2 has their measurements! They could have at least tried to find someone SIMILAR.
 
What.... The.... Hell....

I dont think any fighting game ever have or will make a good movie.

See how companies see gamers..... horny bastards that will watch any movie that has breasts in it...



So who wants to go with me opening night!!



;)
 
[quote name='electrictroy']Wow. Fiona Apple looks really different with blonde hair. She was cute before, but now she's hot. Ugh, probably underage too. I'm going to be damned.[/QUOTE]
Except that Fiona Apple isn't in the movie. :whistle2:s
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Except that Fiona Apple isn't in the movie. :whistle2:s[/QUOTE]Also she's 28, hardly underage. In fact I'd say she's closer to "too old" than "too young". :lol:
 
[quote name='Lice']What.... The.... Hell....

See how companies see gamers..... horny bastards that will watch any movie that has breasts in it...



So who wants to go with me opening night!!



;)[/QUOTE]

actually, if they got the boobs right I would go... but they didn't so no go.
 
[quote name='Lice']
I dont think any fighting game ever have or will make a good movie.

[/QUOTE]

I bet a good fighting game movie can be made if they ignore the storylines [which aren't what drive fighting games] and stick with some HK action.

ps. the DoA movie reminds me of the Power Ranger movie.
 
[quote name='Burrito']I bet a good fighting game movie can be made if they ignore the storylines [which aren't what drive fighting games] and stick with some HK action.

ps. the DoA movie reminds me of the Power Ranger movie.[/QUOTE]


actually the reason why most fighter movies suck is because they ignore the game story.
 
[quote name='RelentlessRolento']actually the reason why most fighter movies suck is because they ignore the game story.[/QUOTE]



guess it depends but I think it's because the stories are no good to begin with and that they really have almost nothing to work with. If they used the actual stories, they might as well just put it into an animated form where it's easier to digest something that completely disregards reality (or drop millions on CG and good actors.)
 
When the game stories usually amount to "The __th annual ___ tournament" they're better off either making up their own story. But they should at least maintain the character relationships.
 
No way it'll be as good as street fighter


"I'M GOING TO GET IN THAT BOAT, AND WHIP MBISONS ASS SO HARD, THE NEXT BISON WANNA-BE IS GONNA FEEL IT!"
 
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