Dear Gamecube

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Thank you for all the fun you and I had for the past 5 years. They really were some good times. I remember I pre-ordered you from a really shady website and you did come to me a few days after launch. Monkey Ball was my first game I got, and I fell in love. I also skipped school that day so I can go pick up Super Smash Bros Melee and Pikmin from Gamestop on that cold, cold, December day.

I had some great multiplayer experiences with you from Smash Bros to all 4 of the Mario Parties. Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door was definitely my favorite adventure/RPG game on the system.

Oh, Animal Crossing stole almost a YEAR from my life. So yeah.. you're a bastard for that.

But now I have a Wii, and I am moving on. Though, maybe you weren't the best I had..you will be missed and you will never be forgotten.

Thank you :)

-Tommy


So write a letter to Gamecube. Thankfully it can be kept alive through the Wii, but I'll be buying more games for that. Unless I see some MUST HAVES I never owned really cheap.

Only write if you really appreciated the Gamecube. I know it got alot of shit from people about being really kiddy.. I still loved it.
Ok, now your turn !
 
Dear Gamecube, how can people play games on you for 5 years and still be incapable of spelling your name?
 
[quote name='Spades22']Dear Gamecube, how can people play games on you for 5 years and still be incapable of spelling your name?[/QUOTE]

lmao, FIXED! Thank you! ;)
 
so is the gamecube like the girl with a attactive face thats dumped for the girlfriand with a attractive face and body?
 
Dear Gamecube,

Thanks for an awesome 5 years. It's sad that the Wii had to come and take away your support. It's really overrated. Thank you for Twilight Princess and the other 50+ games that I've owned. I hope I get to play Super Paper Mario on you. Unfortunatley my passion for Nintendo was killed after playing the Wii. Too Nintendo I Say screw all the non-gamers who they are trying to attract with their "revolutionary gameplay." I'm a gamer and I have needs. I need better graphics, gameplay, and stellar online play. I'm done with your promises. The gimmicky controller is truely a step backward, not a step forward. Stop overcharging for hardware that shouldn't cost that much. Thankfully you are still on the ball in the handheld market. Oh Well.


- A fanboy lost
 
[quote name='advancedgamer468']Dear Gamecube,

Thanks for an awesome 5 years. It's sad that the Wii had to come and take away your support. It's really overrated. Thank you for Twilight Princess and the other 50+ games that I've owned. I hope I get to play Super Paper Mario on you. Unfortunatley my passion for Nintendo was killed after playing the Wii. Too Nintendo I Say screw all the non-gamers who they are trying to attract with their "revolutionary gameplay." I'm a gamer and I have needs. I need better graphics, gameplay, and stellar online play. I'm done with your promises. The gimmicky controller is truely a step backward, not a step forward. Stop overcharging for hardware that shouldn't cost that much. Thankfully you are still on the ball in the handheld market. Oh Well.


- A fanboy lost[/QUOTE]

Translated: "Boo hoo, I need another soapbox to piss and moan from."

Thanks for obeying the letter of the request to "only write if you really appreciated the Gamecube," while completely disregarding the spirit. Your threadcrapping contributed oh so much.
 
[quote name='White-Wolf']so is the gamecube like the girl with a attactive face thats dumped for the girlfriand with a attractive face and body?[/quote]

If anything the cube is the hot chick in high school that 20 years later has leather skin and a raspy voice from tanning 2 hours a day and smoking a pack and a half.
 
Dear Gamecube,

You are fat.

We had some good times together, but I want something skinnier. And perkier.

Go on a diet.

Your younger sister is hot. And obviously can accept the big boys, if you know what I mean.

Fattie.

That's right. Go solve this problem by eating ice cream.

Your buddy,
Strell Bad
 
Dear Gamecube,

Ah the days we spent skipping in the sun as I held your cute little handle

Ah the times we spent prying your top off and spinning lego figurines on the game spindle

Ah the times we spent throwing out your awful little controllers cause the joystick sucked

Ah the tears we saw you weep after you had no good games to play after living for only 2 years

Ah the dreams we shared of being able to play a black, slim, console that starts with a P and ends with a 2


Finally our dreams have come true, farewell my lovely little Gaycu... Gamecube!
 
Dear Gamecube,

I still have a backlog of about 100 games for you. Don't worry about these flings with fly-by-nighters; I'll be with you for the long haul.
 
Dear Gamecube

I loved you. you were far from perfect but I still stayed with you. One day you decided to swim in bleach and work out alot and you became a slim white sexy machine. You are still basically the same gamecube that I loved but you learned some new tricks, got sexier, and faster. I know you had your name legally changed to wii after your transformation but its ok.
 
Dear Gamecube,

As a true cheapass, I can't wait to play the backlog of great games that will soon be less than $10. Sure the Wii can play your games, but that is not why people are buying it. And in two or three years, I will retire you to my nephews and upgrade to your new younger brother. I just hope that by then your younger brother is available in black, if you know what I mean.

Hufferstl

PS Thanks for bringing us the best Resident Evil game.
 
Dear Gamecube,

You were the first console I bought of the last generation, and I wouldnt of unplugged you and put you in a box if burnout 3 would of came out for you. There was only room for on console on my TV at the time, and the Xbox offered me more. If only you would of be able to go online, then my last game I bought for you wouldnt of been Mario Kart. I played Resident Evil 4 on you, and it was impressive, but I was still playing Halo 2 too much. At least you were cooler than that whore PS2.

I charished you, and have the broadband adapter AND component cables for you, so you were fit for a king.

The king of boxland.

Your Royal Servant,
~Juka
 
Dear Gamecube

The DS taught me that touching is good but, you are the one who started it all by helping me reach Cuberty!!. You've been Unbewiivible and I only hope that everyone here on CAG was able to reach Cuberty because of you.
 
Dear Gamecube, I had you for 6 months, and you were fun to play with. Then I trade you for an XBOX, a move that was MUCH better in the long run. I made one mistake though, should ahve traded the PS2 instead for the XBOX.
 
Dear Gamecube,

How are things in Toledo? I hope your new family treats you well. Hopefully, you still get to play all your favorite games like Resident Evil 4 and Rogue Leader. Sometimes I miss you, but then I just think of that shiny, new Wii that's under the Christmas tree. You could learn a few things from the Wii. But we won't go into that. Thank you for all the great memories. Remember the cheapass deals we got on Eternal Darkness, Beyond Good and Evil and Prince of Persia? I'll never forget you, Gamecube, even if Double Dash was the worst Mario Kart ever.

P.S. Enjoy Twilight Princess. I know I will.
 
Dear game cube,

I only ever bought 3-5 games for you and completed none, you collected dust while I played xbox and Ps2, but dont worry , when my bongos arrive from ebgame, Ill play you for about an hour b4 i go back to gears of war, thanks for making games a pain in the ass with that controller of yours.

Negative
 
[quote name='NegativeZero']Dear game cube,

I only ever bought 3-5 games for you and completed none, you collected dust while I played xbox and Ps2, but dont worry , when my bongos arrive from ebgame, Ill play you for about an hour b4 i go back to gears of war, thanks for making games a pain in the ass with that controller of yours.

Negative[/QUOTE]

That's some cold shit.
 
Dear gamecube,

I never bothered to finish any of the games I had for you. And yes, its you, not me.

Bye!
 
Dear Gamecube, though I never felt your cool caress I always admired you from afar while others had their way with you. Perhaps someday if you fall into my lap by happenstance, or through a fortuitous ebay bid come cheaply, I will know the joy you have brought to so many. Until then, you remain a stranger to me.
 
Dear Gamecube,

Could you help me figure out why lilboo makes love to nintendo on a daily basis to nintendo? It was kinda cute at first, but the nintendo threads are multipling at an extreme rate. They feel like OOT, but I really dont know how to place it.

If you distract his family, I'll sneak in a take his fingers while he sleeps. And of course I'll give you the pinkies.

Thanks again, you're a good friend,
~Juka
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky']
~Juka[/QUOTE]

Dear Gamecube,

Please tell Reggie I thank him for answering my prayer.

It's been weeks since I posted in here and you are still fat.

Your sister lets me do things to her as well.

Sincerely,
Strell
 
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