Dew U Codes? Sex with a sammich? That's unpossible!

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JimmieMac

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I need your DewU codes. I'll pay you the princely sum of one dollar via PayPal for every 3 codes you send me. I'll PayPal first for you people scared that I'm gonna scam ya.
 
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LOL, you do realize that if you keep this up, you would be losing money. It would cost you 181$ to buy enough. It would be cheaper and easier to just go out and buy one...
 
[quote name='stocker08']LOL, you do realize that if you keep this up, you would be losing money. It would cost you 181$ to buy enough. It would be cheaper and easier to just go out and buy one...[/quote]

Buy enough what. That doesn't make any sense.
 
He's not taking into account the fact that I'm using office supplies to fullfil the "SASE" portion of the rules.

I'm whoring the mail room, and the people in it, to do my bidding by filling out envelopes and mailing them in to get me my "one point per entry" that the contest offers. By buying them here I'm just helping the process along, along with the fact that I drink Dew any how, and so do the hobos at the bottom of the hill, so as you can see, everything is coming up MillHouse.
 
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Buy enough points to afford an xbox, but I'm sure he's collecting some himself, and may be getting some from friends or coworkers.

EDIT: looks like ya beat me to the puch jimmie
 
Even with the mail room scheme, doesn't it cost 72 cents for the 2 stamps you have to send in to get the "SASE" portion of the game? Or are you pilaging stamps too?
 
I'm putting stamps on one of the two envelopes per entry. I'm putting stamps I paid for on the internal envelope with my name and address on it and running the external envelope thru the machine.
 
hey, lay off the guy! let him do what he wants to get the XB!! A cheapass all-star always has a plan...

besides, he's offering everyone who drinks dew already the chance to make some cash for nothing. cut him a break!
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']He's not taking into account the fact that I'm using office supplies to fullfil the "SASE" portion of the rules.

I'm whoring the mail room, and the people in it, to do my bidding by filling out envelopes and mailing them in to get me my "one point per entry" that the contest offers. By buying them here I'm just helping the process along, along with the fact that I drink Dew any how, and so do the hobos at the bottom of the hill, so as you can see, everything is coming up MillHouse.[/quote]

That is perhaps the best plan in bottlecap point collecting history...plus the Simpsons reference only made it better.
 
yeah i'd be willing to do that, but $2 isnt worth getting off my ass to get the bottles outta my car
 
[quote name='Quackzilla']I have one, mint condition with cap, bottle, and soda.

I'm looking for about $10 + $4 S&H.[/quote]

Yeah but the outside of the bottle smells like man seed and Vasoline so i'll have to pass. Thanks for the pictures in the PM!
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']I'm not wearing any pants.[/quote]

That's because I'm still wearing them form last night. Thanks for the great time.
 
[quote name='Mr Unoriginal'][quote name='JimmieMac']I'm not wearing any pants.[/quote]

That's because I'm still wearing them form last night. Thanks for the great time.[/quote]

No problem. And by the way, if you ever "find" my watch, keep it, my gift to you.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac'][quote name='Mr Unoriginal'][quote name='JimmieMac']I'm not wearing any pants.[/quote]

That's because I'm still wearing them form last night. Thanks for the great time.[/quote]

No problem. And by the way, if you ever "find" my watch, keep it, my gift to you.[/quote]

You're a prince. I was wondering what the beeping was coming from my nether-region.
 
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