[quote name='Masker13']Stranger: i have a strawberry flavored penis!! :3
You: This is Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, take a seat.
Stranger: *sits down*
You: So, how long have you been doing this?
Stranger: Well Chris, Can i call you Chris?
You: No
Stranger: Mr. Hansen have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stranger: *starts to take of shirt*
You: For Jesus Lord, WTF
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: So, you enjoy this?
Stranger: yes, it's funny cause i can learn more english and meeting new people
You: Would you do it again?
Stranger: yes, I did it yesterday for the first time and I'm doing now
You: Do you think doing this is right?
Stranger: yes, why not ?[/QUOTE]
That was great.
Here is my regular non funny one.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, how are you?
You: Alright I guess. You?
Stranger: Well, I was happy and all, but now I'm kinda sad.
You: Why is that?
Stranger: I don't know. I'm just sad about a lot of things but I wanted to be happy.
Stranger: so I decided to be happy first.
You: and now your sad.
Stranger: Yeah.
You: I doubt it,but are you a gamer?
Stranger: I'm not.
You: Why not :'(
Stranger: Probably 'cause I'm a girl, and girls suck at playing games. (mostly.)
You: I know some that plays Rock band/Guitar Hero
Stranger: Ooh!
Stranger: I love Rock band!
Stranger: Lol, I dunno, but I forgot that's a game too.
You: Yeah it is ^_^
Stranger: Okay, Sometimes I play Rock Band or some other games at the wii.
You: You had to say the Wii instead of the 360 or ps3. I guess the Wii is a chick thing =p
Stranger: Probably.
Stranger: It's easy, so girls can use it.
You: You just insulted the intelligentence of woman everywhere.
Stranger: Whaha, I know.
You: Have you used omegle before?
Stranger: Yup.
You: I don't see a point of it in one way.
Stranger: Me neither, but it's fun sometimes.
You: I was going to go on it, and act all crazy,but then you seemed normal so I didn't do it.
Stranger: Aww, Thanks!
Stranger: I should tell my friends there's someone who actually thinks I'm normal =D
You: haha
Stranger: They keep telling me I'm crazy and all, but I don't care. I take it as a compliment.
Stranger: =D
You: Crazy as in? xD
Stranger: funny, probably.
Doubt it was really a girl. xD
Also another one was to short I didn't post it.
He said he came, and I said awesome. Then he laughed, and said well he had to go to beat his meat again. xD
Next one wasn't funny either.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whats up?
You: Nothing sadly or I wouldn't be here. You?
Stranger: im... tired. becuz here is night
You: ah
You: Here's its just so hot the sweat runs down your ass crack
Stranger: holy crab. lol
Stranger: where are U?
You: Yeah its hot. I really hate it. People that love this weather has mental problems.
You: North Carolina
Stranger: Wow
You: How about you
Stranger: South Korea
Stranger: Do you surprised?
You: I've heard that from 3-4 different people. I don't know who to believe anymore! xD
Stranger: U dont believe me?
You: Nah I do.
Stranger: sorry , i speak Eng little bit
You: This one person I talked to claimed it/she/he was a woman. All I know is it could be a she beast or tranny.
Stranger: hmmmmmmm..
Stranger: i dont understand. sorry;;;;;
Stranger: i start learning Eng
Stranger: What are you doing??
You: Looking at a forum.
Stranger: forum what about?
You: Games
Stranger: Games? what kind of?
You: Like 360, and PS3
Stranger: ah~! do you have that?
You: Yeah I have both.
Stranger: Wow. i want Ps3. but havent no maney
You: The forum I look at is called cheapassgamer. Cheapy D owns it. He is sort of our God/Idol/Leader type of thing. They post game deals, and talk about them in general.
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