DOAX2 More xtreme than ever!

Stupid...internet...being...all...slow...want...to...see...polygon...boobies...
trailer...download...taking...too...long...
 
Any chance of a lower quality video? 100+mb for a 2 minute video is crazy.. it was playing at 17000+ kbps.. that's insane
 
good lord that is gratuitous.

They should just call it Sexy Party. Or "unrealistically high image standards for women... x2!!"

There's a minigame where two girls stand on a floating raft and bump butts to knock each other into the water.. I thought it didn't get any more absurd than this.. until the camera dramatically zoomed in on a full screen ASS shot.

I showed this to my roomate and the first thing he remarked about was the fully independent boob movement physics. Striking, and educational!

JUST GIVE US NINJA GAIDEN ALREADY
 
JUST GIVE US NINJA GAIDEN ALREADY
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qft.

I felt dirty after watching that. the butt bumping game?

there's also a limbo event. I'm sure the player will have full control over the camera in that one :lol:
 
I did get a laugh when the purple-haired chick just gently stretched and all of a sudden her rack started bouncing around as if there were a 8.0 earthquake inside of them. What the hell?
 
[quote name='KaneRobot']I did get a laugh when the purple-haired chick just gently stretched and all of a sudden her rack started bouncing around as if there were a 8.0 earthquake inside of them. What the hell?[/QUOTE]

:rofl:
 
Unless I missed something in DOA4, aren't Ayane and Kasumi bitter rivals? You can't even partner them up in the first XBV, and here they are bumping ass.

I'm so buying this, one of my most wanted 360 titles. I have no shame. ;)
 
[quote name='Supercake']Unless I missed something in DOA4, aren't Ayane and Kasumi bitter rivals? You can't even partner them up in the first XBV[/QUOTE]

They set aside their differences to combat a common foe, which I guess is the jusification we're supposed to use. And technically, the DOA volleyball games aren't canon since Zack didn't win DoA3.
 
[quote name='Ikohn4ever']sometimes I think the DOA creators never got laid in their lives[/QUOTE]

Considering Itagaki is a weird looking guy with a bad complexion who acts like an asshole, that may not be too far off.
 
Faptastic. :lol:

I hope they improve the volleyball gameplay. Isn't wasn't bad in the first one, but it could be better. I'd much prefer an Outlaw Volleyball control scheme.
 
Honestly - if it weren't for Hot Coffee scaring the bejeezus out of developers, I'd wager that in the DOAX 3 trailer it'll go from a shot of Kasumi tossing a beach ball to a shot of Tina going down on her. How much further can they push it before someone with a major franchise just says fuck it and goes all-out?
 
[quote name='KaneRobot']Honestly - if it weren't for Hot Coffee scaring the bejeezus out of developers, I'd wager that in the DOAX 3 trailer it'll go from a shot of Kasumi tossing a beach ball to a shot of Tina going down on her. How much further can they push it before someone with a major franchise just says fuck it and goes all-out?[/quote]

It will be awhile in NA. In Japan games with sex aren't that unusual and not just the text adventures of old.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_H_games (possibly NSFW)

To be honest, I am surprised there aren't games being developed at least for the PC (where they wouldn't have to deal with Nintendo, Sony, or MS) by porn companies. I guess it's because programming involves actual work. :lol:
 
[quote name='asianxcore']haha that was ridiculous.

I never played the previous Xbox version, was it any fun at all? or just a rental?[/QUOTE]

2 player Vs and Co-op is fun. but it didn't have 4 player Vs. mode. Considering that the game revolves around 2 on 2 volleyball matches, this was a really odd choice :dunce: could've been a fun party game.

also, the story mode revolved around a dating sim type of game where you try and get teamates by giving them gifts.

you know something's wrong when you find yourself saying something like this: "Ohhhh, Kasumi would love those pink sunglasses. they really match the flip flops and the pink butterfly pin I gave her.."

basically-- It just felt all wrong and there wasn't enough gameplay, though the actual volleyball matches could be pretty fun- rental.
 
Well I'm officially sold on the 360 now.

No, I'm not completely serious, but I really hope this game ends up being better than the first... as in, having more to do than the first game did. Still, I mistook the graphics for CG at first (the only giveaway was the hair which is still kinda iffy) and the fact that Kasumi and her boobs are in it make it a must have.
 
[quote name='asianxcore']haha that was ridiculous.

I never played the previous Xbox version, was it any fun at all? or just a rental?[/quote]

It was alright. The gift giving thing was actually kind of complex IMO. The volleyball wasn't as intuitive as Outlaw Volleyball but it looked a lot nicer.
 
[quote name='buttasuperb']The original with the nude patch is a combination of excellence and comedy. ;)[/quote]

:rofl: That's one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.

[quote name='Kayden']I feel so dirty...[/quote]

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:rofl:
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']BWT: Trailer is now on XBLM in full HD Glory. I know its wrong but :drool:[/quote]

It's all good as far as I am concerned.
 
I'm surprised no one here has mentioned Rumble Roses for the Xbox 360. There is some near-porn experiences there.....
 
I'm just happy someone finally made a game with boob physiscs for each individual boob unlike all other games...

plus, the original game was the only game I really liked a ton on the regular Xbox, so this is the only title I care about on the 360.
 
[quote name='RelentlessRolento']I'm just happy someone finally made a game with boob physiscs for each individual boob unlike all other games...

plus, the original game was the only game I really liked a ton on the regular Xbox, so this is the only title I care about on the 360.[/quote]

I noticed the independant movement as well. Physics for the win. :)

I really hope they beef up the volleyball part though.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']I noticed the independant movement as well. Physics for the win. :)

I really hope they beef up the volleyball part though.[/QUOTE]

from what I've been reading and watching, Itagaki said that the games would be improved. He didn't like the fact that the games took forever to score sometimes, so he said he fixed it around so it wouldnt take so long (thank god).
 
[quote name='jer7583']I showed this to my roomate and the first thing he remarked about was the fully independent boob movement physics. Striking, and educational![/QUOTE]

If they had one more core on the Xenon processor, I could say that they had a dedicated hardware thread rendering each breast. And, if there were 4 cores/8 hardware threads, I'd probably be right.
 
[quote name='terribledeli']Lisa was in it in several places.[/QUOTE]


including the original... SHe fits in more with this series than the regular DoA sereis... her apearance in DoA 4 was for fans mainly...
 
[quote name='Darkside Hazuki']If it plays like Beach Spikers, count me in.[/QUOTE]

Ugh. If only. The first game wasn't even up to Outlaw Volleyball standards, let alone Beach Spikers.
 
[quote name='trq']Ugh. If only. The first game wasn't even up to Outlaw Volleyball standards, let alone Beach Spikers.[/QUOTE]

personally I loved the original. I just hated the game length, but at least they are fixing that.
 
[quote name='RelentlessRolento']including the original... SHe fits in more with this series than the regular DoA sereis... her apearance in DoA 4 was for fans mainly...[/QUOTE]

yet, Rachel is conspicuously absent. my guess is they put her in, watched her boob physics give 50 360s the red eye of death, then decide to take her out.
 
[quote name='Apossum']yet, Rachel is conspicuously absent. my guess is they put her in, watched her boob physics give 50 360s the red eye of death, then decide to take her out.[/quote]

:lol:

I'm hoping she's a hidden character if nothing else. If she isn't then it's a huge missed opportunity.
 
[quote name='Apossum']yet, Rachel is conspicuously absent. my guess is they put her in, watched her boob physics give 50 360s the red eye of death, then decide to take her out.[/QUOTE]

months ago, itagaki was asked abot rachel and he said it's a possability, so who knows.
 
The main reason lisa existed in the 1st place was to round out the roster for DOAX to 8 women. I think they will put another woman in to make it 10 this time. The 10th could either be Rachel or Nikki (Zacks girlfriend)
 
[quote name='akilshohen']The main reason lisa existed in the 1st place was to round out the roster for DOAX to 8 women. I think they will put another woman in to make it 10 this time. The 10th could either be Rachel or Nikki (Zacks girlfriend)[/QUOTE]

I vote rachel... or a midnight bliss ryu hyabusa :lol:
 
that reminds me, they missed the perfect oppurtuinty to put a good joke in part 1. They should of put topless mode in, but when you get to the actual game, it's they guys that are topless. Maybe Sans Bass and Gen Fu....but you get the idea.
 
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