Does anyone know any movie quotes?

I like this one, because you know the shit's about to fly:

"Candelaria: Vaya con Dios, Castle. Go with God.
Frank Castle: God's going to sit this one out."

- The Punisher (2004)
 
[quote name='Purple Flames']"Bork, you're a federal agent. You represent the United States government. Never end a sentence with a preposition."

Agent Flemming, Beavis and Butt-head Do America[/QUOTE]

Aww, you have to include Bork's quote for this one to work.

(calling from memory, so it'll be somewhat off)

"Cheif, isn't that the guy whose camper they were whacking off in?".

Also, zion's clown quote? Classic.
 
Dark Helmet: We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.
[to two white henchmen with a giant comb]
Dark Helmet: Found anything yet?
Henchmen: Nothing sir!
[to two more white henchmen with a giant comb]
Dark Helmet: How bout you?
Henchmen: Not a thing sir!
[to two black henchmen with a giant pick]
Dark Helmet: What about you guys?
Henchmen: Man, we ain't found sh*t!
spaceballs (1987)
 
[quote name='Strell']Aww, you have to include Bork's quote for this one to work.

(calling from memory, so it'll be somewhat off)

"Cheif, isn't that the guy whose camper they were whacking off in?".

Also, zion's clown quote? Classic.[/QUOTE]

Noted ::edits prevous post::
 
[quote name='jaykrue']One of'em's Airplane... and don't call me Shirley.[/QUOTE]

And the other one is Zero Hour! - which is the movie that Airplane! was spoofing. Apparently that quote in its entirety was actually in the "serious" movie.
 
My favorite is in my sig: Alan Rickman in Galaxy Quest.


And a couple from The Replacements, both courtesy of Orlando Jones.

"Out on the field the football's like a cold. Clifford Franklin the only one catchin' it, Clifford Franklin the only one comin' down wit' it."

and when they're putting the sticky stuff on his hands so he doesn't drop the ball:
"Hey, coach, ain't this illegal?"
"What're they gonna do, put you in football jail?"
 
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