Dont mean to brag but......

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[quote name='specialk']so noone has asked how he bagged these 2 hot chicks at the same time? well i'm bout to...spill the beans brother....[/quote]

My brother is part owner of a local sports bar, and they were doing some promotion for the local radio station. There was 3 of them doing the promotion and after it was over these 2 stayed around and hung around for a while and we just started BS with each other and after a few drinks it just happened.

p.s.
Just because I am a gamer that does not mean I am some short fat mutant with a arm growing out of my chest, trust me banging local skanks has never been a big problem for me. In Pittsburgh you only need to have or be one of four things to get semi-hot white chicks.
1. Rich or at least pull off being rich.
2. Have a nice car or SUV.
3. Have your own place, and dont mind having a party there every night.
4. Or be black, and do 2 of the 3 things above.

p.s.s.
To the person something about about why these girls are banging me and not some local sports stars, trust me the radio station knows to keep these skanks far away from any players or they would have a scandal on there hands.
 
Why are you still talking?
Olsen just pretty much proved to a preponderance of the evidence that you're a liar, and not a very good one at that.


My brother is part owner of a local sports bar, and they were doing some promotion for the local radio station. There was 3 of them doing the promotion and after it was over these 2 stayed around and hung around for a while and we just started BS with each other and after a few drinks it just happened.

I swear, someone reads to much Penthouse forum and poorly written blogs.

Just because I am a gamer that does not mean I am some short fat mutant with a arm growing out of my chest, trust me banging local skanks has never been a big problem for me. In Pittsburgh you only need to have or be one of four things to get semi-hot white chicks.
1. Rich or at least pull off being rich.
2. Have a nice car or SUV.
3. Have your own place, and dont mind having a party there every night.
4. Or be black, and do 2 of the 3 things above.

Yep, you're picking up the HIGH quality women with that bait.
Please. Stop. Now.
What's next, are you going to burst into "Likus 101"?


To the person something about about why these girls are banging me and not some local sports stars, trust me the radio station knows to keep these skanks far away from any players or they would have a scandal on there hands.

Yep. Lying on the internet makes you a big man, right?
What's next? Did you find a cure for cancer? Design a perpetual motion device? Come up with a foolproof plan to reduce America's dependance on fossil fuels?
 
I didnt think superdave proved anything, except he knew her, plus what is he goin to do call her and ask if she had a threesome. Just let the guy enjoy his glory, whether he had it or not, who really cares.
 
that is true realityfringe, atleast you know who all has banged what you were banging. And no chance of any diseases, except maybe a cold or something of that nature, unless you clean it all the time.
 
[quote name='MightySlacker']Oh, and by the way:

[quote name='BigNick']butter

everything looks good but her fece[/quote]

[quote name='trustcompany1013']
i was thinking the same thing....'cept about their faces, not their fece...lol...thats a whole 'nother realm[/quote]

[quote name='msdmoney']Don't think either is all that hot to be honest, but glad to see a gamer getting laid.[/quote]

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']
That's the first thing I thought, why? They aren't exactly something to be proud of, if you ask me.[/quote]

jackie.jpg


You guys are all shaq-fuing idiots.

Dave Olson[/quote]

AGREE'D
 
Yes, that was quite an interesting turn, wasn't it?
One would think by selecting people who are at the very bottom rungs of the world of celebrity that there wouldn't be anyone out there to call thier bluff.

That wasn't the case.
Of course, it was all rather proactive for a MightySlacker.
 
[quote name='iufoltzie']You know, I dont know about those chicks... The adams apples are a dead givaway.[/quote]

What the hell are you talking about? Those chicks do not have Adams Apples...
 
Yup. I showed 'em my mad skills at Paper Mario...and bam! I was in a threesome. Crazy eh?

PAPER MARIO. SHE'LL BASICALLY HAVE TO.
 
Clearly the best evidence that this is BS is the time the original post was made.

If in fact, ajh2298's bang session did occur, would he really wait until almost 8:00pm the next day to start bragging about it?

It would be even better if we could find any posts he made yesterday before this post. Then I would be absolutely convinced this is BS.
 
[quote name='RisingZan']Yup. I showed 'em my mad skills at Paper Mario...and bam! I was in a threesome. Crazy eh?

PAPER MARIO. SHE'LL BASICALLY HAVE TO.[/quote]

You should be the new Nintendo Spokesperson, I suddenly crave a cube. :lol:
 
Man, I hate to be a hater (as the kids these days say), but I'm gonna have to call shenanigans on him.

Seriously, at least tell us what bar it is that your brother part owns so people in Pittsburg can go there...
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='RisingZan']Yup. I showed 'em my mad skills at Paper Mario...and bam! I was in a threesome. Crazy eh?

PAPER MARIO. SHE'LL BASICALLY HAVE TO.[/quote]

You should be the new Nintendo Spokesperson, I suddenly crave a cube. :lol:[/quote]

Well, Nintendo did say they wanted to attract a more adult audience didn't they? I'd say free sex is about as adult a promotion as you can get, until I see otherwise. :wink:
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Man, I hate to be a hater (as the kids these days say), but I'm gonna have to call shenanigans on him.

Seriously, at least tell us what bar it is that your brother part owns so people in Pittsburg can go there...[/quote]


Yeah REALLY! Cut me and punqsux in on that action!
 
I don't why people are getting so worked up over a hypothetical situation :wink:

I mean, it would be easier to call ESPN 1250 at #412-333-3776 and ask what (if any) promotions they had on Wednesday. And if you posted this bar that your half-brother owns or whatever and the time these chicks were there it might give you a little cred. Doubtful, but worth a shot.


[quote name='ajh2298']
My brother is part owner of a local sports bar, and they were doing some promotion for the local radio station. There was 3 of them doing the promotion and after it was over these 2 stayed around and hung around for a while and we just started BS with each other and after a few drinks it just happened.

p.s.
Just because I am a gamer that does not mean I am some short fat mutant with a arm growing out of my chest, trust me banging local skanks has never been a big problem for me. In Pittsburgh you only need to have or be one of four things to get semi-hot white chicks.
1. Rich or at least pull off being rich.
2. Have a nice car or SUV.
3. Have your own place, and dont mind having a party there every night.
4. Or be black, and do 2 of the 3 things above.

p.s.s.
To the person something about about why these girls are banging me and not some local sports stars, trust me the radio station knows to keep these skanks far away from any players or they would have a scandal on there hands.[/quote]

Personally, I thought you were doing fine, keeping the story to a minimum and making it semi believable. You kinda blew it with that post though. "My brother is part owner of a local sports bar"..what? Did you use that as a pickup line? That pretty much has nothing to do with your ability to hook up with these girls. 99% of the time when someone adds in irrelevant info like this, it's a liar trying to make his story sound more credible.

That also applies to the whole Pittsburgh skanks theory you have. Making generalizations to make it sound like it's easier for guys like you to hookup with hot girls - another classic exaggeration tactic.

And the last part about the radio station is ridiculous. Yeah, like the guideline is "Ladies I know you work for fucking ESPN, but stay away from the athletes you dirty whores!" *roll* PLEASE. Athletes bang skanks multiple times a day, that's a perk of being an athlete. Skanks are much less likely to cause scandals, it's when you pick an uppity white girl that likes the word "no" like Kobe did that problems occur.

Oh, and if by "skanks", you mean "two ladies that happen to be employed by one of the top modeling/acting agencies in the midwest", then yeah. *roll* x 1,000

So what's more likely is you met these girls at some event, and spanked it to them later. Which if I met those two I'd probably fap it to them in the shower that night. Difference is that I wouldn't consider it a threesome.

Dave Olson
 
I'm raising up the bullshit flag to full mast on this one.

To wit, the OP is correct about what it takes to get laid in Pittsburgh. It's about as hard as beating a disoriented blind person with an aluminum bat.
 
Of course if you have actual pictures that would solve everything. Cause honestly how could you hang out with grils like that all night and not have pictures
 
[quote name='larrytrain']I'm raising up the bullshit flag to full mast on this one.

To wit, the OP is correct about what it takes to get laid in Pittsburgh. It's about as hard as beating a disoriented blind person with an aluminum bat.[/quote]

Damn I need to move back then :(
 
[quote name='RisingZan']Yup. I showed 'em my mad skills at Paper Mario...and bam! I was in a threesome. Crazy eh?

PAPER MARIO. SHE'LL BASICALLY HAVE TO.[/quote]

Hmm, is that the sequel: Paper Mario and the Thousand Pound Hand?
 
Well, I'm riveted. I would like to give the OP the benefit of the doubt as the story screams BS. So, who would actually think they'd be able to get away with a story such as this one if it were not true?

* I also wanted to post on this thread so I could easily find it again for further updates. :D
 
This is one interesting thread and you guys really disect it down haha. Great detective work? or more like logical thinking. Guys who get laided by like top models all the time I don't think they want to brag it online.. especially on a forum board. I understand by calling your friends but c'mon rushing on CAG to post this topic =\. Even if you don't get laided all the time why post it online to just brag to a bunch of people who might have already banged 5 sexier ladies already. I was even surprised bs was not said sooner, but eh I'm the type to be proved with evidence not word of mouth. I really don't care if you bang someone or not it's just the idea of posting it on the net is strange.. in a way..
 
[quote name='cyberlian']If this is true, the OP probably got a better deal than those of us that got in on the overstock madness...[/quote]

No, they look like they were about $2 to begin with.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='cyberlian']If this is true, the OP probably got a better deal than those of us that got in on the overstock madness...[/quote]

No, they look like they were about $2 to begin with.[/quote]

:rofl:
your probably right, $2 sounds about right...
(the greedy bastard also bought more than one...)
:wink:
 
[quote name='zewone'][quote name='Delta']he's lying. i messaged the op and he told me so. o

owned[/quote]

LMAO @ OP! What a dumbass! :rofl:[/quote]

I dunno if I believe he would admit to a raw newbie that he was lying this whole time.
 
Ya know, if I was going to try to BS here, Id at least be smart enough to stay under the Olsen radar. I mean, once your spotted, you might as well surrender and hope he'll show you mercy.
 
What's funnier that if some of his previous posts are true, he's 31 and has a kid. That info would mean that he is at a disadvantge to getting chicks in the first place, but it's kinda sad that an old guy (old in comparison to other site users) would make up a story to impress a bunch of CAGers.

Dave Olson
 
I dunno if the guy's tellin' the truth or not but I do know that some guys can/will use a kid to score w/ chicks. My sorry ass cousin (divorced) tries this tactic w/ his daughter and as sad as it is, he does get the ladies more than half the time.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']I dunno if the guy's tellin' the truth or not but I do know that some guys can/will use a kid to score w/ chicks. My sorry ass cousin (divorced) tries this tactic w/ his daughter and as sad as it is, he does get the ladies more than half the time.[/quote]

Maybe but how often does the kid get him threesomes?
 
I can almost imagine how you can use a kid to play on the heart strings/sympathies/etc of one woman but I don't think there's any way that a kid is going to be a factor in getting a threesome.
 
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