Dont mean to brag but......

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Not to nitpick but all females everywhere is someone's daughter, sister, mother, cousin etc. so it's inevitable that someone, somewhere would find your sister (if she really is) attractive. I'm sure there's some sicko thinking nasty pervy thoughts about my mom (or, hell permitting, my dad) but so what? I'm sure you've thought some naughty thoughts about someone else's sister, daughter, mother, cousin, etc. so what makes you any different from the rest of us? And if your comment was made in sarcasm, then ignore mine as well :lol:
The brunette is my sister, you son of a bitch!!! :evil:
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[quote name='jaykrue']Not to nitpick but all females everywhere is someone's daughter, sister, mother, cousin etc. so it's inevitable that someone, somewhere would find your sister (if she really is) attractive. I'm sure there's some sicko thinking nasty pervy thoughts about my mom (or, hell permitting, my dad) but so what? I'm sure you've thought some naughty thoughts about someone else's sister, daughter, mother, cousin, etc. so what makes you any different from the rest of us? And if your comment was made in sarcasm, then ignore mine as well :lol:
The brunette is my sister, you son of a bitch!!! :evil:
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I think it's funny that no one cares about the butter-faced blonde, lol. I guess she doesn't have relatives?
 
Do I dare say... bump.

I just got done reading this thread and holy mother fuckin shit is it funny. Good job fellas.
 
So... remember when we were just gonna let this die. I resisted posting earlier, and now I see it's been bumped back up again. How about one of our new aquatic, polar animal moderators lock this tall tale up.
 
[quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='JSweeney']WISE FROM YOUR GWAVE!!![/quote][/quote]

Oh my god ..its the thread that never dies!!! RUN!
 
[quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='JSweeney']WISE FROM YOUR GWAVE!!![/quote][/quote]

:lol: fun topics can never die, can they?
 
[quote name='greendc27']Why'd you bring this back up, just so people can look at the girls again? :D[/quote]

It came up in another discussion, and I was feeling nostalgic for Dave.

Plus, any chance to use that JSweeney quote is a chance I'm going to act upon.
 
[quote name='ajh2298'][quote name='BigNick']butter

everything looks good but her fece[/quote]

The blonde hair girl(Margot) did have a butter face but had the nicest set of breast I have seen in a long time. The brown hair girl(Jackie) was super hot no butter face there at all, those pictures dont do her justice.[/quote]
The brown hair girl(Jackie) has makeup caked onto her entire face :lol:
 
[quote name='pukemon']how drunk were you to be banging that ugly ass blonde?[/quote]

If you go back and read the entire thread he was busted for lying about it.
 
[quote name='pukemon']how drunk were you to be banging that ugly ass blonde?[/quote]

Easy. He didn't. :wink:

NINJA EDIT: Damn! Green beat me to it.
 
[quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='pukemon']how drunk were you to be banging that ugly ass blonde?[/quote]

Easy. He didn't. :wink:

NINJA EDIT: Damn! Green beat me to it.[/quote]

:D

I keep hoping the OP will come back on and post in here again.
 
I have no reason not to post here, I just broke my previous high on the final level of Katamari. :cool:

Besides, did the OP ever say he experienced sexual escapades with the girls, or just that he "banged" them? There must be other interpretations of "bang".
 
[quote name='onikage']Besides, did the OP ever say he experienced sexual escapades with the girls, or just that he "banged" them? There must be other interpretations of "bang".[/quote]

Only if you're banging what Reality's Fringe was bragging about. :lol: Otherwise, I see no other possible interpolation of the word "bang."
 
[quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='onikage']Besides, did the OP ever say he experienced sexual escapades with the girls, or just that he "banged" them? There must be other interpretations of "bang".[/quote]

Only if you're banging what Reality's Fringe was bragging about. :lol: Otherwise, I see no other possible interpolation of the word "bang."[/quote]

Oh now I understand, he just tripped and "banged" into them.
 
[quote name='greendc27']Oh now I understand, he just tripped and "banged" into them.[/quote]

Yeah. Then, as the OP stated, they spontaneously started making out while he was watching. :lol:

Anyone else remember Reality's story about visiting his college campus? When he tripped that girl and accidentally copped a feel? :lol:
 
[quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='greendc27']Oh now I understand, he just tripped and "banged" into them.[/quote]

Yeah. Then, as the OP stated, they spontaneously started making out while he was watching. :lol:

Anyone else remember Reality's story about visiting his college campus? When he tripped that girl and accidentally copped a feel? :lol:[/quote]

Was that earlier in this thread? Its been awhile, so I don't remember most of the posts in this.
 
[quote name='greendj27']Was that earlier in this thread? Its been awhile, so I don't remember most of the posts in this.[/quote]

The making out part? Yes. After asked what happened, the OP at some point says, "Not that much; they were kissing alot." I was just reading it a second ago.
 
[quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='greendj27']Was that earlier in this thread? Its been awhile, so I don't remember most of the posts in this.[/quote]

The making out part? Yes. After asked what happened, the OP at some point says, "Not that much; they were kissing alot." I was just reading it a second ago.[/quote]

I meant the reality's fringe comment. I remember some of the OP's posts because they were all ripped to pieces. :twisted:
 
[quote name='greendj27']I meant the reality's fringe comment. I remember some of the OP's posts because they were all ripped to pieces. :twisted:[/quote]

He took quite a long hiatus from the boards, but has recently returned so maybe you'll get to hear it straight from him at some point. For now, I will summarize what little I remember of the story.

He was taking a campus tour. Before he got to the campus, he stopped at a convenience store, went to the bathroom, and had to talk to a cop because apparently he looked alot like a person who had once stolen from the store. Reality explained that he had never been there before and was in town to take the campus tour, and was let free.

As he was walking around the campus, he walked past a girl and somehow they tripped over one-another. Now, what happened next was not a move according to R's F; as they were falling, his hand somehow either touched her breast or pulled her shirt off, I don't remember which. He was terrified that she was going to call the cops on him, but she was laughing about it and didn't give it another thought. They talked for a bit after that I believe, and IIRC he has a class with her as well.
 
[quote name='blueweltall']Jackie is hot! I would like to get to know her. :wink: I don't know about the blonde though.[/quote]

Ah, just have a few beers and she'll look fine.
 
[quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='greendj27']I meant the reality's fringe comment. I remember some of the OP's posts because they were all ripped to pieces. :twisted:[/quote]

He took quite a long hiatus from the boards, but has recently returned so maybe you'll get to hear it straight from him at some point. For now, I will summarize what little I remember of the story.

He was taking a campus tour. Before he got to the campus, he stopped at a convenience store, went to the bathroom, and had to talk to a cop because apparently he looked alot like a person who had once stolen from the store. Reality explained that he had never been there before and was in town to take the campus tour, and was let free.

As he was walking around the campus, he walked past a girl and somehow they tripped over one-another. Now, what happened next was not a move according to R's F; as they were falling, his hand somehow either touched her breast or pulled her shirt off, I don't remember which. He was terrified that she was going to call the cops on him, but she was laughing about it and didn't give it another thought. They talked for a bit after that I believe, and IIRC he has a class with her as well.[/quote]

Very nice. The old fall down and rip her shirt off in one motion.
 
[quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='greendj27']I meant the reality's fringe comment. I remember some of the OP's posts because they were all ripped to pieces. :twisted:[/quote]

He took quite a long hiatus from the boards, but has recently returned so maybe you'll get to hear it straight from him at some point. For now, I will summarize what little I remember of the story.

He was taking a campus tour. Before he got to the campus, he stopped at a convenience store, went to the bathroom, and had to talk to a cop because apparently he looked alot like a person who had once stolen from the store. Reality explained that he had never been there before and was in town to take the campus tour, and was let free.

As he was walking around the campus, he walked past a girl and somehow they tripped over one-another. Now, what happened next was not a move according to R's F; as they were falling, his hand somehow either touched her breast or pulled her shirt off, I don't remember which. He was terrified that she was going to call the cops on him, but she was laughing about it and didn't give it another thought. They talked for a bit after that I believe, and IIRC he has a class with her as well.[/quote]

That's great, I definitely want to hear the whole story.
 
[quote name='greendc27'][quote name='blueweltall']Jackie is hot! I would like to get to know her. :wink: I don't know about the blonde though.[/quote]

Ah, just have a few beers and she'll look fine.[/quote]

It might even lead to a 3some :bouncy:
 
[quote name='camoor'][quote name='greendc27'][quote name='blueweltall']Jackie is hot! I would like to get to know her. :wink: I don't know about the blonde though.[/quote]

Ah, just have a few beers and she'll look fine.[/quote]

It might even lead to a 3some :bouncy:[/quote]

:rofl:

:beer:
 
[quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='zionoverfire']I remember this thread, David Olson posted about it on his thread.

http://www.slackerville.tk/[/quote]

It's funny you bumped it at this moment, because he's lurking as we speak.[/quote]


Didn't he say he was leaving the site? Also, I like the way you use "lurking". It makes me feel as if he stalking around in the shadows, seeing what we're doing. :D
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']For some reason I thought this was going to be about the beastie boys ...

"I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast
but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast"[/quote]

I am now dancing the

R :robot: B :robot: T
 
Wow, what a stupid thread...but i'll be damned if I didnt just sit here and read all 8 pages of it.

Good stuff :D
 
Has anyone seen the OP post at all? I remember after pretty much being proved wrong, he disappeared. But, I'm pretty sure he had a Cartman avatar when he first made this thread, now he has a Lindsey Lohan one. I wonder if he's been lurking...
 
[quote name='XboxMaster']Has anyone seen the OP post at all? I remember after pretty much being proved wrong, he disappeared. But, I'm pretty sure he had a Cartman avatar when he first made this thread, now he has a Lindsey Lohan one. I wonder if he's been lurking...[/quote]

He's still posting here. Just click on the profile button on his OP and view his posts. He's made some very recent posts. I think he's justt rying to ignore this thread.
 
[quote name='XboxMaster']Has anyone seen the OP post at all? I remember after pretty much being proved wrong, he disappeared. But, I'm pretty sure he had a Cartman avatar when he first made this thread, now he has a Lindsey Lohan one. I wonder if he's been lurking...[/quote]

He's been posting, check his profile under all posts, some are from the last few days.

And David Olson does visit the site as do a few others who left. What they meant by left is that they were going to stop posting however they still take advantage of deals and perhaps occasionally PM someone.
 
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