[quote name='javeryh']I knew this was coming the second I read the title.... 5 posts in - not bad...
I am way too careful in the shitter to actually drop a PSP in there but I do think it could happen. I have a method though that keeps the PSP away from the bowl.
1. Put PSP in pocket
2. Walk to bathroom avoiding eye contact with my effing secretary who probably times me in there because I have to walk by her desk and she knows when I go in and when I come out.
3. With PSP still in my pocket I build a nest on the toilet seat. Never use one of those god damn doilies of whetever they're called. They don't work. Any direct ass-to-porcelain contact and you should just go home immediately and kill yourself. Whoever invented those things should be shot. I can't believe that there is a company that manufactures these things and think they work. I could go on forever. Just awful.
4. Sit down
5. Pull PSP out of pocket
6. Put PSP holder on the little shelf to the left above the TP dispenser (after building a secondary nest on there, of course)
7. Play PSP and shit all at the same time. I'm a talented mofo.
8. Put PSP back in holder and leave on TP shelf
9. Wipe. Be liberal with the TP - After all, I'm not paying for it (this is not to imply I walk around with dirty ass at home on the weekends though just that most of my shitting is done at the office, unfortunately). Don't be afraid to flush more than once either.
10. Here's where it gets tricky - pulling up my pants and buckling up, tucking in, etc. This is the only spot where I feel like the PSP could be subject to getting knocked into the bowl. After all, it's a tight space in there and my arms are moving. Any suggestions are welcome but I can't really put the PSP back in my pocket until my pants are up. It's a toughie.
11. Wash up
12. Walk back to office once again avoiding eye contact with my effing secretary.
This is all assuming I got some privacy in the shitter, per my rules on bathroom etiquette at the office.[/QUOTE]
That shit is so funny to me.
And javery, have you experienced kleenex cottonelle wipes yet? OMG, they are heavenly!