Dumbassgamers - frequent stupidities

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Since joining CAG I've seen a lot of stupid posts. Now, the variety of stupidity always continues to amaze and delight, but a huge chunk of it falls into several familiar categories.

I decided to start a little list - that way, when somebody posts one of these gems, I can effortlessly point out, say, that they're a dumbassgamer #2.

The list will be updated as necessary, and is not sorted by any particular order. That is, a DAG #2 post is not necessarily possessed of more (or less) stupidity than a DAG #5 post.

1. "Company X should cut the price of item Y to $Z."
This almost always actually means "I'd like to buy item Y, but the current price is too high for me". Sometimes it means "products which are generally comparable to Y cost about $Z" which may be true but is irrelevant. Sometimes it means "I believe company X would make more money by setting the price to $Z" - which is almost always wrong. The people responsible for setting the price likely know a lot more about the market than you do, and even know that if you slash the price by 50% sales need to be much more than doubled to reach the same level of profitability.

2. "Company X is evil because it sells used games for a higher price than it buys them for."
Welcome to capitalism, Comrade. This is a free marketplace; sellers and buyers are free to set their own price points. If they meet, a transaction happens, and everybody is (or should be) happy. Besides, I'm sure you have no idea how much it costs to run a business. Rent, inventory, and labor aren't free, you know.

3. "Company X is evil because it's trying to make money."
Try "company X exists to try to make money". They all do - it's how they go about it that matters.

4. "Company X is evil because my order was taxed."
Companies would love not to charge tax; they never keep it, and of course the lower the price to the consumer the higher the sales. Companies charge tax because they have to, not because they're greedy. The need to charge depends on their location(s), your location, and the way to company's set up.

5. "Company X is evil because my order was screwed up."
Probably not. Mistakes happen, especially when you're handling tens of thousands of shipments a day. You may have a point of the company's deliberately shipping you faulty products, refuses to issue a refund, or is otherwise doing something nasty on purpose.
A variant on this theme is "person X is stupid, therefore it is moral and just to hurt him/her.".

6. "Correlation equals causality."
No, it doesn't. Just because Y happened after X, or Y and X happened at the same place, doesn't mean X caused Y.

7. "Legality equals morality."
No, it doesn't. Did consuming alcohol magically become moral the day the prohibition ended? Is cohabitation moral in every U.S. state except North Carolina? Did sex between unmarried persons suddenly become moral in Virginia earlier this year?

8. "Copyright infringement equals theft."
No, it's not the same thing. Maybe you mean something like "copyright infringement bothers me as much as theft"? There's a reason the two terms are different. If you can't tell the difference, you shouldn't be arguing about copyright issues.

9. "Item X is of no value to me, therefore it is of no value to anyone."
People have different value functions. Didn't your parents cover this?
Example: "Final Fantasy X was a terrible game, because RPGs suck!"

10. "We disagree, therefore I should imply that you are a homosexual."
Congratulations! You're not only unable to defend your position using valid arguments, you're juvenile and homophobic too. Your parents must be so proud.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky']You're dumbass gamer #10. And you're gay.[/quote]

Halo 2 is teh suck![/quote]

Quit correlating my causality...
 
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Thanks go out to Jsweeney for the slogan and KrazyKefka for the image.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']
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Thanks go out to Jsweeney for the slogan and KrazyKafka for the image.[/quote]

Beat me to it. BTW, it's Kefka, with an e.
 
[quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='zionoverfire']
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Thanks go out to Jsweeney for the slogan and KrazyKafka for the image.[/quote]

Beat me to it. BTW, it's Kefka, with an e.[/quote]

Thanks! I just edited it.

and by the way you are dumbassgamer #5468.13131313-One who must post correcting other posters about how their user name is spelled. :wink:
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky']You're dumbass gamer #10. And you're gay.[/quote]

Halo 2 is teh suck![/quote]

Quit correlating my causality...[/quote]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='zionoverfire']
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Thanks go out to Jsweeney for the slogan and KrazyKafka for the image.[/quote]

Beat me to it. BTW, it's Kefka, with an e.[/quote]

Thanks! I just edited it.

and by the way you are dumbassgamer #5468.13131313-One who must post correcting other posters about how their user name is spelled. :wink:[/quote]

Just like Tekken.
 
[quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='zionoverfire']
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Thanks go out to Jsweeney for the slogan and KrazyKafka for the image.[/quote]

Beat me to it. BTW, it's Kefka, with an e.[/quote]

Thanks! I just edited it.

and by the way you are dumbassgamer #5468.13131313-One who must post correcting other posters about how their user name is spelled. :wink:[/quote]

Just like Tekken.[/quote]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='zionoverfire']
mrt5wb.jpg


Thanks go out to Jsweeney for the slogan and KrazyKafka for the image.[/quote]

Beat me to it. BTW, it's Kefka, with an e.[/quote]

Thanks! I just edited it.

and by the way you are dumbassgamer #5468.13131313-One who must post correcting other posters about how their user name is spelled. :wink:[/quote]

Just like Tekken.[/quote]

It's TRAKEN, you dumbassgamer!
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='zionoverfire']
mrt5wb.jpg


Thanks go out to Jsweeney for the slogan and KrazyKafka for the image.[/quote]

Beat me to it. BTW, it's Kefka, with an e.[/quote]

Thanks! I just edited it.

and by the way you are dumbassgamer #5468.13131313-One who must post correcting other posters about how their user name is spelled. :wink:[/quote]

Just like Tekken.[/quote]

It's TRAKEN, you dumbassgamer![/quote]

No! you are both wrong, everyone knows it's spelled TRAKUN, just like DOMOKUN. :D
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='zionoverfire']
mrt5wb.jpg


Thanks go out to Jsweeney for the slogan and KrazyKafka for the image.[/quote]

Beat me to it. BTW, it's Kefka, with an e.[/quote]

Thanks! I just edited it.

and by the way you are dumbassgamer #5468.13131313-One who must post correcting other posters about how their user name is spelled. :wink:[/quote]

Just like Tekken.[/quote]

It's TRAKEN, you dumbassgamer![/quote]

No! you are both wrong, everyone knows it's spelled TRAKUN, just like DOMOKUN. :D[/quote]

Well, that explains the fapping sound every time he comes around...
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='zionoverfire']
mrt5wb.jpg


Thanks go out to Jsweeney for the slogan and KrazyKafka for the image.[/quote]

Beat me to it. BTW, it's Kefka, with an e.[/quote]

Thanks! I just edited it.

and by the way you are dumbassgamer #5468.13131313-One who must post correcting other posters about how their user name is spelled. :wink:[/quote]

Just like Tekken.[/quote]

It's TRAKEN, you dumbassgamer![/quote]

I thought it was TARKEN, like the guy from Star Wars.
 
[quote name='kaji7p56'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='zionoverfire']
mrt5wb.jpg


Thanks go out to Jsweeney for the slogan and KrazyKafka for the image.[/quote]

Beat me to it. BTW, it's Kefka, with an e.[/quote]

Thanks! I just edited it.

and by the way you are dumbassgamer #5468.13131313-One who must post correcting other posters about how their user name is spelled. :wink:[/quote]

Just like Tekken.[/quote]

It's TRAKEN, you dumbassgamer![/quote]

I thought it was TARKEN, like the guy from Star Wars.[/quote]

IT'S A TRAP!!!! oh wait this whole thread is.
 
[quote name='kaji7p56'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='zionoverfire']
mrt5wb.jpg


Thanks go out to Jsweeney for the slogan and KrazyKafka for the image.[/quote]

Beat me to it. BTW, it's Kefka, with an e.[/quote]

Thanks! I just edited it.

and by the way you are dumbassgamer #5468.13131313-One who must post correcting other posters about how their user name is spelled. :wink:[/quote]

Just like Tekken.[/quote]

It's TRAKEN, you dumbassgamer![/quote]

I thought it was TARKEN, like the guy from Star Wars.[/quote]

Tolkien?
 
[quote name='beerguy961'][quote name='kaji7p56'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='zionoverfire']
mrt5wb.jpg


Thanks go out to Jsweeney for the slogan and KrazyKafka for the image.[/quote]

Beat me to it. BTW, it's Kefka, with an e.[/quote]

Thanks! I just edited it.

and by the way you are dumbassgamer #5468.13131313-One who must post correcting other posters about how their user name is spelled. :wink:[/quote]

Just like Tekken.[/quote]

It's TRAKEN, you dumbassgamer![/quote]

I thought it was TARKEN, like the guy from Star Wars.[/quote]

Tolkien?[/quote]

Tolkien? That's too much of a stretch.
 
This thread is pointless, people are going to be stupid regardless of what is said, there were dumb posters before, there are dumb posters now and you know what, there still going to be dumb posters as long as the internet exists. Yeah, would it be nice to systematically kill off every asshole poster while the song "how many people want to kick some ass" plays (a-la Jay and Silent Bob) on the face of the planet? Sure it would, is going to happen no. What I find sad is that people you don't even know, that your never going to meet and wont remember 3 months from now motivated you try come up with a topic like this. Stuff like this falls on blind eyes and you'll find it better to ignore stupid posters instead of making a message board "scene" about it, this is almost as bad as the "I'm leaving and never coming back!" threads. Of course your going to flame me for saying this, that's fine I don't really care (see that, that’s call ignoring, cool huh?). :roll:
 
[quote name='sisco1986']This thread is pointless, people are going to be stupid regardless of what is said, there were dumb posters before, there are dumb posters now and you know what, there still going to be dumb posters as long as the internet exists.[/quote]
The idea isn't to make these posts disappear, but rather to deal with them quickly and efficiently.

[quote name='sisco1986']Yeah, would it be nice to systematically kill off every asshole poster while the song "how many people want to kick some ass" plays (a-la Jay and Silent Bob) on the face of the planet? Sure it would[...]
[/quote]
You, sir, are dumbassgamer #5.

See how well the system works?
 
[quote name='eldad9'][quote name='sisco1986']This thread is pointless, people are going to be stupid regardless of what is said, there were dumb posters before, there are dumb posters now and you know what, there still going to be dumb posters as long as the internet exists.[/quote]
The idea isn't to make these posts disappear, but rather to deal with them quickly and efficiently.

[quote name='sisco1986']Yeah, would it be nice to systematically kill off every asshole poster while the song "how many people want to kick some ass" plays (a-la Jay and Silent Bob) on the face of the planet? Sure it would[...]
[/quote]
You, sir, are dumbassgamer #5.

See how well the system works?[/quote]

And damn proud of it! (yes you can quote me on that) :lol: :wink:
 
[quote name='Mishimaryu']ebgames is evil with their huge ass exclusion list and trade in 5 games for one deal! :lol:[/quote]

Oh my god your dumbassgamer #2, everyone run for the hills! :shock:

EA is an evil monopoly who should cut their prices in half, guess what # dumbassgamer I am? :wink:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='Mishimaryu']ebgames is evil with their huge ass exclusion list and trade in 5 games for one deal! :lol:[/quote]

Oh my god your dumbassgamer #2, everyone run for the hills! :shock:

EA is an evil monopoly who should cut their prices in half, guess what # dumbassgamer I am? :wink:[/quote]

# 1-10.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='Mishimaryu']ebgames is evil with their huge ass exclusion list and trade in 5 games for one deal! :lol:[/quote]

Oh my god your dumbassgamer #2, everyone run for the hills! :shock:

EA is an evil monopoly who should cut their prices in half, guess what # dumbassgamer I am? :wink:[/quote]

# 1-10.[/quote]

Woohoooo I'm the every man dumbassgamer.

And isn't it so nice of eldad9 to make these catagories so that next time we want to dump on someone for no real reason we can just go:#5, yeah you heard what I said, I fived your ass Bitch!
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='Mishimaryu']ebgames is evil with their huge ass exclusion list and trade in 5 games for one deal! :lol:[/quote]

Oh my god your dumbassgamer #2, everyone run for the hills! :shock:

EA is an evil monopoly who should cut their prices in half, guess what # dumbassgamer I am? :wink:[/quote]

# 1-10.[/quote]

Woohoooo I'm the every man dumbassgamer.

And isn't it so nice of eldad9 to make these catagories so that next time we want to dump on someone for no real reason we can just go:#5, yeah you heard what I said, I fived your ass Bitch![/quote]

:rofl: Good idea!
 
Hey, I happen to have it on very good authority that Buy.com traffics in human babies for purposes of human sacrifice. Their refusal to honor their coupon is what first raised my suspicions. After that, it all just fell into place.
 
[quote name='epobirs']Hey, I happen to have it on very good authority that Buy.com traffics in human babies for purposes of human sacrifice. Their refusal to honor their coupon is what first raised my suspicions. After that, it all just fell into place.[/quote]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life'][quote name='epobirs']Hey, I happen to have it on very good authority that Buy.com traffics in human babies for purposes of human sacrifice. Their refusal to honor their coupon is what first raised my suspicions. After that, it all just fell into place.[/quote]

:rofl:[/quote]

:rofl: ahhh that just made my day, night, whatever... :D
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']um... how bout that guy with the identity crisis? The one that thinks he's really a horse?[/quote]
That doesn't make you a DumbAssGamer, that just means you're a furry that has delusions of grandeur regarding his genetalia.
 
I like it.
Covers quite a lot of the posts around here.
One clarification: #4 should have something like,
"Company X does not "charge" tax, they "collect" tax on behalf of your state/county/city government, which tax is then passed along to that government." So that any irate feelings get directed to the right entity.
 
Haha - you're forgetting the ol'

PS3 will be able to captain the starship SS Enterprise, Xbox 2 will be powered by a hampster in a running wheel.
 
[quote name='dtcarson']I like it.
Covers quite a lot of the posts around here.
One clarification: #4 should have something like,
"Company X does not "charge" tax, they "collect" tax on behalf of your state/county/city government, which tax is then passed along to that government." So that any irate feelings get directed to the right entity.[/quote]

You're right, of course, but DAGs only care about the company "making them" pay tax, not about what's done with it later.
 
This thread kinda reminds me of the quote:

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far the universe is winning."

One of my college psych professors did a whole series of studies to show why it's not even worth the trouble to tell people that they're stupid because in most cases, stupid people are so stupid that they're too stupid to realize that they're stupid. He was the man.
 
[quote name='HSidwolf']This thread kinda reminds me of the quote:

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far the universe is winning."

One of my college psych professors did a whole series of studies to show why it's not even worth the trouble to tell people that they're stupid because in most cases, stupid people are so stupid that they're too stupid to realize that they're stupid. He was the man.[/quote]

That or even if they do manage to understand it, they are too stupid to really do anything about it. A shame really. All the desire in the world NOT to be what you are but still being stuck with it.
 
[quote name='supadupacheap'][quote name='HSidwolf']This thread kinda reminds me of the quote:

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far the universe is winning."

One of my college psych professors did a whole series of studies to show why it's not even worth the trouble to tell people that they're stupid because in most cases, stupid people are so stupid that they're too stupid to realize that they're stupid. He was the man.[/quote]

That or even if they do manage to understand it, they are too stupid to really do anything about it. A shame really. All the desire in the world NOT to be what you are but still being stuck with it.[/quote]

You're stupid! ;)
 
[quote name='kaji7p56'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='zionoverfire']
mrt5wb.jpg


Thanks go out to Jsweeney for the slogan and KrazyKafka for the image.[/quote]

Beat me to it. BTW, it's Kefka, with an e.[/quote]

Thanks! I just edited it.

and by the way you are dumbassgamer #5468.13131313-One who must post correcting other posters about how their user name is spelled. :wink:[/quote]

Just like Tekken.[/quote]

It's TRAKEN, you dumbassgamer![/quote]

I thought it was TARKEN, like the guy from Star Wars.[/quote]

It's not Tarken is Tarkin and a Grand Moff Tarkin at that. get it right next time :wink:
 
[quote name='eldad9']Since joining CAG I've seen a lot of stupid posts. Now, the variety of stupidity always continues to amaze and delight, but a huge chunk of it falls into several familiar categories.

I decided to start a little list - that way, when somebody posts one of these gems, I can effortlessly point out, say, that they're a dumbassgamer #2.

The list will be updated as necessary, and is not sorted by any particular order. That is, a DAG #2 post is not necessarily possessed of more (or less) stupidity than a DAG #5 post.

1. "Company X should cut the price of item Y to $Z."
This almost always actually means "I'd like to buy item Y, but the current price is too high for me". Sometimes it means "products which are generally comparable to Y cost about $Z" which may be true but is irrelevant. Sometimes it means "I believe company X would make more money by setting the price to $Z" - which is almost always wrong. The people responsible for setting the price likely know a lot more about the market than you do, and even know that if you slash the price by 50% sales need to be much more than doubled to reach the same level of profitability.

2. "Company X is evil because it sells used games for a higher price than it buys them for."
Welcome to capitalism, Comrade. This is a free marketplace; sellers and buyers are free to set their own price points. If they meet, a transaction happens, and everybody is (or should be) happy. Besides, I'm sure you have no idea how much it costs to run a business. Rent, inventory, and labor aren't free, you know.

3. "Company X is evil because it's trying to make money."
Try "company X exists to try to make money". They all do - it's how they go about it that matters.

4. "Company X is evil because my order was taxed."
Companies would love not to charge tax; they never keep it, and of course the lower the price to the consumer the higher the sales. Companies charge tax because they have to, not because they're greedy. The need to charge depends on their location(s), your location, and the way to company's set up.

5. "Company X is evil because my order was screwed up."
Probably not. Mistakes happen, especially when you're handling tens of thousands of shipments a day. You may have a point of the company's deliberately shipping you faulty products, refuses to issue a refund, or is otherwise doing something nasty on purpose.
A variant on this theme is "person X is stupid, therefore it is moral and just to hurt him/her.".

6. "Correlation equals causality."
No, it doesn't. Just because Y happened after X, or Y and X happened at the same place, doesn't mean X caused Y.

7. "Legality equals morality."
No, it doesn't. Did consuming alcohol magically become moral the day the prohibition ended? Is cohabitation moral in every U.S. state except North Carolina? Did sex between unmarried persons suddenly become moral in Virginia earlier this year?

8. "Copyright infringement equals theft."
No, it's not the same thing. Maybe you mean something like "copyright infringement bothers me as much as theft"? There's a reason the two terms are different. If you can't tell the difference, you shouldn't be arguing about copyright issues.

9. "Item X is of no value to me, therefore it is of no value to anyone."
People have different value functions. Didn't your parents cover this?
Example: "Final Fantasy X was a terrible game, because RPGs suck!"

10. "We disagree, therefore I should imply that you are a homosexual."
Congratulations! You're not only unable to defend your position using valid arguments, you're juvenile and homophobic too. Your parents must be so proud.[/quote]

Good point, now leave and never come back.


lol....just kidding man... for real though.... you wasted your time, that wont change anything...believe me I've tried
 
I'm not pointing fingers, and I'm not saying that you can see an example of the last one in the magazine thread, but you hit the nail on the head on most of em'.
 
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