My cable connection was pretty crap, so we called Comcast. Guy game out and tightened the wires. We've had free HBO and Showtime since. Lots of porn on there, too. Not the softcore, it was like a bio on adult stars, and I didn't know we had HBO, and I was flipping, and it was like.. news.. local.. news.. news.. fox.. tight skinny blonde's ass bent over and going down on a girl.. PBS.. college chan.. wait, let's go back two channels.
I was like.. YAY! And then I got scared to turn off the TV. Like in Friends. "We don't want to be known as the guys who turned off free porn!!!"