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Sometimes, Greatness is stumbled into.
On the way to work, I bought breakfast: a bag of microwave broccoli, a red pepper and some balsamic vingearette. Once there, I tore apart the red pepper, stuffed it into the bag and microwaved it based on the instructions on the bag and entered the bathroom.
When I walked out with an empty bladder and clean hands, I was transported to Giant Pussy Land. I opened the microwave. Immediately, somebody curled his nose and asked, "What is that smell?" A passing elderly worker who made more bad decisions than me asked, "Did you cook
ing broccoli in there?"
Ignoring those two, I walked upstairs with my breakfast. I sat down and started eating a pleasant and healthy meal. Of course, I was interrupted by a dozen people retching, several people asking what had died, the person behind me stated with relief "I thought I had brought my cat's litter box.", the martial arts master over the cubicle wall asked if someone had burned garbage and my supervisor came by 20 minutes later to announce he had found the biohazard and checked the microwaveable bag for burned hobo parts.
At first, I was embarassed. Then, I thought, " these pommes!"
I spend my entire day talking to assholes they piss off. If I want to eat something other than the fast food sludge that lines the trashcans, mice and keyboards of the cube farm and it smells half as bad as a smoker, so be it.
Furthermore and where you fine people come in, I need more recipes. As some point in time, I'll get bored with broccoli and cauliflower.
What do you eat that smells horrible, tastes good and is healthy?
On the way to work, I bought breakfast: a bag of microwave broccoli, a red pepper and some balsamic vingearette. Once there, I tore apart the red pepper, stuffed it into the bag and microwaved it based on the instructions on the bag and entered the bathroom.
When I walked out with an empty bladder and clean hands, I was transported to Giant Pussy Land. I opened the microwave. Immediately, somebody curled his nose and asked, "What is that smell?" A passing elderly worker who made more bad decisions than me asked, "Did you cook
ing broccoli in there?"Ignoring those two, I walked upstairs with my breakfast. I sat down and started eating a pleasant and healthy meal. Of course, I was interrupted by a dozen people retching, several people asking what had died, the person behind me stated with relief "I thought I had brought my cat's litter box.", the martial arts master over the cubicle wall asked if someone had burned garbage and my supervisor came by 20 minutes later to announce he had found the biohazard and checked the microwaveable bag for burned hobo parts.
At first, I was embarassed. Then, I thought, "
these pommes!"I spend my entire day talking to assholes they piss off. If I want to eat something other than the fast food sludge that lines the trashcans, mice and keyboards of the cube farm and it smells half as bad as a smoker, so be it.
Furthermore and where you fine people come in, I need more recipes. As some point in time, I'll get bored with broccoli and cauliflower.
What do you eat that smells horrible, tastes good and is healthy?
Suppose it's better than my previous co-worker (she used to drop ultra-wicked S.B.D.s every time she'd eat Chicago stuffed crust pizza).
