[quote name='Kuros']I have a good one that just happened...
As David (the acting manager) and myself were closing up, at about 9:20pm came a lady with her son to the door.
Normally people knock, she bashed the door.
"YOU GUYS NEED TO OPEN UP! YOU HAVE 10 MORE MINUTES LEFT!!!"
My manager was busy so I answered,
"What?"
"YOU NEED TO OPEN UP
NOW!!!"
"Why?"
"You guys are open until 9:30!!! Open up now!"
"I'm sorry, we are only open until 9."
"DON'T LIE TO ME! YOU ARE OPEN UP UNTIL 9:30!!!"
"Listen! Here's our store hours sign, right here it reads 9 pm."
"I don't care let me in so I can buy Grand Theft Auto for my son! I drove down here going 80 MPH and I just wasted my gas!"
(Her son looks to be about 6, good parenting there you white trash bitch)
"Even if I did let you in you wouldn't be able to buy the game, our registers are closed."
"I don't care I heard you on speakerphone telling my son 9:30!" (Nice story change there)
"You don't seem to be listening, none of us would have told him 9:30, we have never closed at 9:30."
"WHO'S YOUR MANAGER!" (Of course, even when completely wrong go to the higher ups)
"He's the acting manager right now." I pointed to David.
"NO YOUR MAIN MANAGER!"
"Well, he's not in right now."
"TELL ME WHEN!"
"He'll be here on Monday morning."
"WHAT'S HI..."
"His name is Mark!"
She stormed off and I got on the phone to call Mark. I'm a believer if you have to send someone like this to your manager, give them a heads up. I wouldn't wanna be having a good day then some crazy psycho bitch starts yelling at me as soon as she walks in.
His summary: Eh, let her come in, I'll tell her what you told her. We have never closed at 9:30pm and if she starts bitching, I'll kick her out.
The story gets better though...
One of the dudes from the Subway next door came to our door. Turns out he thought it was funny and was laughing about it and she threatened him. She told him that she would have her boyfriend (commence eye rolling here) come down and kick our asses and then get us fired.
All I can say is good luck, the guy would have to fight 3 people. David, who's pretty filled with rage because when he had his car accident a couple of weeks ago, some
ers mugged him while he was unconscious, the dude from Subway who's a tough ass mexican dude and myself, angry white guy.
Lets see if this pans out or not on Monday.[/quote]
Car accident? Mugged? Unconcious? Holy shit!!!