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Continuing with their upgrade strategy of less original DS features but a bigger screen; the DSi-Pad!

I know it was lame, couldn't think of anything good. :razz:
 
Second day entry! Also, I happen to like chocolate milk much more today than I did yesterday.

The Nintendo Thought Boy.

Nintendo has already covered the touch and motion market and the new handheld will do both plus read your mind, the next logical progression. Nintendo marketing will refer to the device as the tBoy, which fanboys will think sounds stupid. Fanboys will shorten this to just Toy, which everyone will think sounds stupid.

The first game to put this feature to use will be the third Scribblenauts game. Instead of 'write anything', the tagline will read 'imagine anything'. Unfortunately, the game will be recalled because of a bug which reverses the mind-link and plants ideas in the player's head, causing them to do all sorts of illegal things all the while making it very hard for them to actually move to the location they wish to go.

The biggest success will be in the RPG genre. The Thought Boy will have multiple cameras which together will detect the physical shapes and boundaries of everything in front of it. This in conjunction with the mind-reading feature will allow for spells to be cast by moving your arms in the correct manner for whichever spell you are casting and being able to hold your concentration. If your concentration falters, so does your spell. The mic will make sure that you are intoning the correct chant. The more hardcore RPGs will make you mentally prepare your spells before the start of each in-game day...and will know if you haven't.

Ironically, the Thought Boy will be the first 'hands-free' handheld gaming device, due to the fact that it will levitate in front of the player (since you can't cast Lightning Bolt and hold the device at the same time). Or maybe it just makes you think it's levitating in front of you. In any case, the Thought Boy will be a runaway success with the LARPing community.

Doki Doki Majo Shinpan 4 will...no, I won't even describe it. The special edition of the game will include a robe and wizard hat.

Unfortunately, the release of the Thought Boy will eventually end all most of civilization when a researcher at CERN gets a hold of the new Scribblenauts game and the device emits a Higgs boson out the backwards-compatible DS slot. The followup device, the itBoy (the iToy to fanboys), will remove this slot (the WTF to fanboys).
 
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[quote name='GenPirate']I am lactose intolerant, but I tend to eat cheese. At least my chocolate milk is lactose intolerant friendly.

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WHERE DO YOU FIND THIS IN CHOCOLATE?!?!

Im usually lucky to find some whole milk versions left. :(
 
The next Nintendo hand held?

Hmmm...


Nintendo TS (Touch System)

Seeing that 'DS' stands for Developer's System...and considering the new advances in touch screen gaming....yeah....
 
[quote name='DiRT_X']WHERE DO YOU FIND THIS IN CHOCOLATE?!?!

Im usually lucky to find some whole milk versions left. :([/QUOTE]

Almost every food market around here has it. I don't know what stores you have around you but the two markets I shop at are Shop Rite and Wegmans and both carry it. You can probably ask the manager at your local food store to order some and if he gets enough requests for it he will probably do so. The stores here always have a shitload in stock so I guess not many people around here are lactose intolerant, I would buy you some (of course you'd have to pay me back) and mail it but it would expire by the time it reached you most likely. You could always pour of glass of regular Lactaid and mix Nesquik in for chocolate milk.
 
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Hey, thanks, sippycupz!!

Tried to talk my diabetic grandma into switchin to the chocolate Lactaid or Silk, but she wasn't trying to hear that noise. Ended up having to down both cartons myself. Blech!
 
[quote name='GenPirate']Almost every food market around here has it. I don't know what stores you have around you but the two markets I shop at are Shop Rite and Wegmans and both carry it. You can probably ask the manager at your local food store to order some and if he gets enough requests for it he will probably do so. The stores here always have a shitload in stock so I guess not many people around here are lactose intolerant, I would buy you some (of course you'd have to pay me back) and mail it but it would expire by the time it reached you most likely. You could always pour of glass of regular Lactaid and mix Nesquik in for chocolate milk.[/QUOTE]

I dont want Nesquik, i want your milk :(
 
[quote name='NoDAK']Hey, thanks, sippycupz!!

Tried to talk my diabetic grandma into switchin to the chocolate Lactaid or Silk, but she wasn't trying to hear that noise. Ended up having to down both cartons myself. Blech![/QUOTE]

SIlk is gross, Lactaid just tastes like it has extra cream in it, IMO
 
GBA pro. remake of the old game boy advance with a light, bigger screen, no touch screen (since i hate the idea of a touch screen), and better speakers. basically just an upgraded GBA since it was a great system and i think the DS ruined the handhelds for nintendo
 
Thanks for the opportunity, good luck to everyone who entered, but hopefully more luck for me. :)

Nintendo U (could stand for Universe, and perhaps have a general U shape with a screen in the middle with the screen taking up all the inside space of the "U" and buttons on the sides, could also stand for it being for "You" since Wii could be pronounced "we" suggesting that it is a family experience whereas "U", "You" could suggest that it's more of a personal experience.)
 
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I do love chocolate milk.

Nintendo's next system should be the Virtual Boy 2 Portable. How much fun would red screens be to look at and get headaches from....again?
 
Day 2

Nintendo PC (portable console). An iPhone like device that can connect to the TV when you're home so you can play your games on a bigger screen.
 
My lactose intolerance definitely did NOT like today's chocolate milk.

As for a the next Nintendo handheld, how about the Virtual DSi Boy? It'd fit with the fascination with 3D everything right now!
 
[quote name='NoDAK']Hey, thanks, sippycupz!!

Tried to talk my diabetic grandma into switchin to the chocolate Lactaid or Silk, but she wasn't trying to hear that noise. Ended up having to down both cartons myself. Blech![/QUOTE]

Silk does taste like ass, but Lactaid tastes good.

[quote name='DiRT_X']I dont want Nesquik, i want your milk :([/QUOTE]

Ask the manager when they get shipments in of Lactaid and go that day to see if they have it.
 
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