Ever thought about making a porno?

[quote name='JSweeney']So then, where's the mad rush to ask Chris for his pictures or links?
Hmm?
Hypocrites.[/quote]

I noticed I didn't receive a single PM asking for a copy of one of my films.. wonder why that is.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']So then, where's the mad rush to ask Chris for his pictures or links?
Hmm?
Hypocrites.[/quote]

They aren't hypocrites. They are heterosexual males. :wink:
 
[quote name='Cornfedwb'][quote name='Mookyjooky'][quote name='JSweeney']I do feel sorry for lina now though. I could just imagine the creepy, vile, and disgusting things people are probably PMing to her right now.
Sometimes humanity just disgusts me. Vile, base disgusting things, those humans.[/quote]

Well, Lina came out and told everyone...its not like she had a gun pointed to her head. I'm sure someone has PM'ed her about it already, but I doubt its very vile and disgusting...

The way I look at it, just cause she's done some shots... doesnt mean shes the next Jenna... Hell, "Tubgirl" has done some shots...

The only reason anyone would PM her would be for some slight promise of sex, and sex isnt exactly disgusting....

Unless your mormon, then I'm sorry.[/quote]

It disgusts me because people are so goddamn pathetic about it. Lina could very well be a 60 year old man, a 12 year old girl or an 1800 pound gorilla, yet because she said she was female and had some nude pics floating around.. our community jumps on her trying to see them (and I'm sure not just a few PMs). It is vile, it is disgusting, and its highly pathetic.[/quote]

Do you really think its that wierd to want to see a "Gamer girl" naked?

Sure its fucked up people are PM'ing her (if they really are, Lina....the people who do, post their names here so we can laugh at them)

I mean, I'm not much of a porn buff myself...but I wouldnt mind seeing the G4 TV girls naked....Hell, when I worked at Starbucks I bought the Playboy where they featured the Starbucks girls to see if I knew anyone. (I actually knew one...lol)

For all we know, she could be tubgirl....or she could be Morgan Webb....who knows? Who really cares?

I commend you for being such a gentleman, but this is a gaming website on the internet....Not only do video games attract probably 75% males, but the internet is geared towards the 17-25 year old male as well.

I dont feel disgusted personally, I just think the whole thing is silly...

We got the 15 year olds in one corner and the Gentlemen's club (Cherrio Good sir!) in the other...

I'll just sit in the middle and laugh at both of you....I love some boobies, but I feel scavaging for pics from the gaming ex-porn actress is a little silly...

Lina, I'm sure she's a very professional and attractive woman...but I'm also sure she's unimpressed with the porno-crazed 15 year old and the monocle wearing Gentleman. It's all kinda silly, and pretty tired as well.
 
[quote name='JSweeney'][quote name='Admiral Ackbar']I'm making one right now.[/quote]

"I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too! They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! I hate them! " - Anakin Skywalker [/quote]

When there's not some sniveling backstreet boy look alike saying it, that quote can almost have emotion.

Normally I'd avoid this topic but I'm afraid my distain for Hayden Christensen knows no bounds.
 
[quote name='Cornfedwb'][quote name='JSweeney']So then, where's the mad rush to ask Chris for his pictures or links?
Hmm?
Hypocrites.[/quote]

I noticed I didn't receive a single PM asking for a copy of one of my films.. wonder why that is.[/quote]

I gotta ask - how did you get involved?
Not that I want to - of course I entertained the teenage notion that it would be the greatest job in the world...but when I entered the adult world and had actual lovin' of my own I realized that there's no way in heck I could do that in a room with a bunch of other people, stopping and starting on command, faking this, etc. Especially considering...without being a total jerk...some of the ladies are hot, yeah, but some of them are Nasty with a capital N. Being that I'm not a fan of silicon and dye jobs there aren't that many "actresses" that I want to even look at, let alone hit it with.
Seriously though - how'd you get into it? If you don't mind saying. If not, totally cool. I'm just fascinated by the sociological aspects of the industry. And no, I don't think it's evil or anything and I'm not setting you up so I can start a rant. Heck, maybe I've already seen your "work."
 
To the two guys who've been in pornos in here....

Do you really have sex for 30 mins straight? Or are there breaks?

Do porn guys have to train for tantric?

Do you find it hard to enjoy normal sex afterwards?

I'm really not trying to be an ass....really. I'm just interested in how you can have sex with 2 girls and do all sorts of crazy shit and last for like 30 mins....

And I've always thrown around the idea of doing some work...

To everyone else: Call me inadaquate if you want, but i'm probably in a 10% of people who actually get some...so I dont really care.
 
[quote name='cruster'][quote name='Cornfedwb'][quote name='JSweeney']So then, where's the mad rush to ask Chris for his pictures or links?
Hmm?
Hypocrites.[/quote]

I noticed I didn't receive a single PM asking for a copy of one of my films.. wonder why that is.[/quote]

I gotta ask - how did you get involved?
Not that I want to - of course I entertained the teenage notion that it would be the greatest job in the world...but when I entered the adult world and had actual lovin' of my own I realized that there's no way in heck I could do that in a room with a bunch of other people, stopping and starting on command, faking this, etc. Especially considering...without being a total jerk...some of the ladies are hot, yeah, but some of them are Nasty with a capital N. Being that I'm not a fan of silicon and dye jobs there aren't that many "actresses" that I want to even look at, let alone hit it with.
Seriously though - how'd you get into it? If you don't mind saying. If not, totally cool. I'm just fascinated by the sociological aspects of the industry. And no, I don't think it's evil or anything and I'm not setting you up so I can start a rant. Heck, maybe I've already seen your "work."[/quote]

Did some amateur work for money, had no problem with it and moved on to semi-professional work. No big story to it. I only shoot maybe 2-3 films a year, just for extra vacatation money or what-not.
 
Do you really think its that wierd to want to see a "Gamer girl" naked?

Not really. I think that there was a better way to go about it that the people did however. I think that's the crux of what Cornfedwb
was saying. They came off as rather pathetic, and the tone of the converstation wasn't improving.

Sure its shaq-fued up people are PM'ing her (if they really are, Lina....the people who do, post their names here so we can laugh at them)

I really agree with you on this mooky. That's a brilliant idea.


I mean, I'm not much of a porn buff myself...but I wouldnt mind seeing the G4 TV girls naked....Hell, when I worked at Starbucks I bought the Playboy where they featured the Starbucks girls to see if I knew anyone. (I actually knew one...lol)

For all we know, she could be tubgirl....or she could be Morgan Webb....who knows? Who really cares?

That's actually a healthy point of view. Most of the other posters were working themselves up into far too much of a tizzy over even the scantest amount of information.

I commend you for being such a gentleman, but this is a gaming website on the internet....Not only do video games attract probably 75% males, but the internet is geared towards the 17-25 year old male as well.

The thing is, I fit into that demographic as well.
Guess I'm just odd... not that that comes as any surprise.


I dont feel disgusted personally, I just think the whole thing is silly...

We got the 15 year olds in one corner and the Gentlemen's club (Cherrio Good sir!) in the other...

Pip Pip! Good Show!

I'll just sit in the middle and laugh at both of you....I love some boobies, but I feel scavaging for pics from the gaming ex-porn actress is a little silly...
]Lina, I'm sure she's a very professional and attractive woman...but I'm also sure she's unimpressed with the porno-crazed 15 year old and the monocle wearing Gentleman. It's all kinda silly, and pretty tired as well.
That's actually pretty reasonable. I'm fairly impressed mookyjooky.
 
You know that guys who do porn always start with gay porn. Deny it all you want Cornfed, but it's common knowledge.

It's not worth it.
 
[quote name='Duo_Maxwell'][quote name='JSweeney'][quote name='Admiral Ackbar']I'm making one right now.[/quote]

"I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too! They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! I hate them! " - Anakin Skywalker [/quote]

When there's not some sniveling backstreet boy look alike saying it, that quote can almost have emotion.

Normally I'd avoid this topic but I'm afraid my distain for Hayden Christensen knows no bounds.[/quote]

I really thought I killed the thread with that, and it served as a decent point for the thread to close on. Guess I was wrong... it came back for round 2. Heck, it didn't even need a fluffer!
 
[quote name='Cornfedwb']

Did some amateur work for money, had no problem with it and moved on to semi-professional work. No big story to it. I only shoot maybe 2-3 films a year, just for extra vacatation money or what-not.[/quote]

True that male performers make vastly less then females?
How long does it REALLY take to shoot what comes out to a 15 minute scene?
 
Do you really have sex for 30 mins straight? Or are there breaks?
There are breaks, but you go a lot longer than you would for pleasure, I usually use a desensitizing cream and clean the pipes madly before hand. And I've trained for stamina for years.

In front of all the people, the cameras and realizing its a job, you don't have the normal issues with stamina during sex.. it becomes a very mechanical process, much like factory work in a way.

Do porn guys have to train for tantric?
I never have

Do you find it hard to enjoy normal sex afterwards?
Not at all, one's work and one is play, its like being in IT and still enjoying PC games when you get home
 
If she didn't want the attention Lina shouldn't, and wouldn't, have brought it up.

That said I have no desire to see any of her work. And given the way she personally feels about it, I would not make any effort to obtain it even if I had such a desire. Such is my respect.
 
[quote name='"cruster"'][quote name='"Cornfedwb"'][quote name='cruster'][quote name='Cornfedwb'][quote name='JSweeney']So then, where's the mad rush to ask Chris for his pictures or links?
Hmm?
Hypocrites.[/quote]

Did some amateur work for money, had no problem with it and moved on to semi-professional work. No big story to it. I only shoot maybe 2-3 films a year, just for extra vacatation money or what-not.[/quote]

True that male performers make vastly less then females?
How long does it REALLY take to shoot what comes out to a 15 minute scene?[/quote]

It depends, the top level women make more than 99% of the men, but then again the top level men make more than any of the women. For the average person, the man makes much more.

Its much easier to find a woman that is willing to get naked and have sex on camera than it is to find a man that can perform as necessary. That said, a woman willing to do some of the more "fringe" activity can make a killing.
 
For anyone else doing porn now, or in the future....

Name a sex position "The Mook" or "The Mooky" and I'll be very happy. I dunno why, but it seems badass to have a position named after you.
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky']For anyone else doing porn now, or in the future....

Name a sex position "The Mook" or "The Mooky" and I'll be very happy. I dunno why, but it seems badass to have a position named after you.[/quote]

It sounds like it would be feces related. You don't want your name on that.
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky']For anyone else doing porn now, or in the future....

Name a sex position "The Mook" or "The Mooky" and I'll be very happy. I dunno why, but it seems badass to have a position named after you.[/quote]

The movie was pretty standard, until the Mooky scene, that was awesome
 
Cornfedwb

How much money are we talking about per scene or movie?

How easy or hard is it to get into the industry?

What's the process of how you do it, do they chose positions for you, do you have to wear a condom, how often are you tested for STD's?

I always was interested and I thought I could get into it, but I'm in a comitted relationship and its just curiosity.

This is a sweet topic, lets keep it going.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']If she didn't want the attention Lina shouldn't, and wouldn't, have brought it up.

That said I have no desire to see any of her work. And given the way she personally feels about it, I would not make any effort to obtain it even if I had such a desire. Such is my respect.[/quote]

Exactly. :)

I just saw this topic, and thought I'd bring it up. I'm not really ashamed about it. If random guys want to get off to me... I like it. :) But, a freaky example... I was giving tennis lessons to a guy who said a few times that he saw me online. I wanted to crawl in a cave and die, from embarassment.
 
[quote name='Lina'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']If she didn't want the attention Lina shouldn't, and wouldn't, have brought it up.

That said I have no desire to see any of her work. And given the way she personally feels about it, I would not make any effort to obtain it even if I had such a desire. Such is my respect.[/quote]

Exactly. :)

I just saw this topic, and thought I'd bring it up. I'm not really ashamed about it. If random guys want to get off to me... I like it. :) But, a freaky example... I was giving tennis lessons to a guy who said a few times that he saw me online. I wanted to crawl in a cave and die, from embarassment.[/quote]

So how much did you make from all of this? Couple hundred?
 
[quote name='Lina'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']If she didn't want the attention Lina shouldn't, and wouldn't, have brought it up.

That said I have no desire to see any of her work. And given the way she personally feels about it, I would not make any effort to obtain it even if I had such a desire. Such is my respect.[/quote]

Exactly. :)

I just saw this topic, and thought I'd bring it up. I'm not really ashamed about it. If random guys want to get off to me... I like it. :) But, a freaky example... I was giving tennis lessons to a guy who said a few times that he saw me online. I wanted to crawl in a cave and die, from embarassment.[/quote]

If you don't mind me asking, how many people PMed you about your pictures? I'm just curious.
 
Hey if you look good, no reason to be embarassed at all. I'm not sure why showing your body is considered such a bad thing in this country.

If I could make good money by just looking good, I'd certainly do it (that applies more to a photo shoot than a porn movie, obviously). Seems like a lot less effort than my regular job, and I anyway already try to watch my diet and workout.
 
Hey if you look good, no reason to be embarassed at all. I'm not sure why showing your body is considered such a bad thing in this country.

I think it would really depend on what the pictures were like.
I don't think anyone would take much issue with standard softcore stuff.
Of course, if you get into the odder niche stuff, then there may be call to be secretive or embarassed about it.
Of course, I having a feeling that someone doing a professional photo shoot would still end up better than the random assortment of women that send in thier photos to amateur pages in magazines... and probably be looked upon just a tad bit more highly.

If I could make good money by just looking good, I'd certainly do it (that applies more to a photo shoot than a porn movie, obviously).

Would you still feel the same way if you found out your photos were being used in a way you had not intended? After you've been paid, you forfiet the rights to those photos... so they could end up multiple places... are you truly OK with that? Don't take what these people have done and trivialize it that much. There is a definate wieght to this and a couple of difficult decisions people need to make if they are going to do this...
such as with the situation Lina talked about with the person she was teaching tennis.

Seems like a lot less effort than my regular job, and I anyway already try to watch my diet and workout.

Your job likely ends when the clock hits 5. People that do this end up having to deal with it 24/7... which is all part of what needs to be considered.

It's actually amazing how much people trivialize it.
 
[quote name='alonzomourning23']I think the guys should post, I'm having trouble believing the people here.[/quote]

I can see why you'd have some healthy skepticism. This does sound like something that people would lie about at times.
 
[quote name='JSweeney'][quote name='alonzomourning23']I think the guys should post, I'm having trouble believing the people here.[/quote]

I can see why you'd have some healthy skepticism. This does sound like something that people would lie about at times.[/quote]

Especially when what they're really saying is "I have a huge cock and I can fuck for hours". A bold claim for any man. :lol:
 
[quote name='"Cornfedwb"'][quote name='"cruster"'][quote name='Cornfedwb'][quote name='cruster'][quote name='Cornfedwb'][quote name='JSweeney']So then, where's the mad rush to ask Chris for his pictures or links?
Hmm?
Hypocrites.[/quote]

Did some amateur work for money, had no problem with it and moved on to semi-professional work. No big story to it. I only shoot maybe 2-3 films a year, just for extra vacatation money or what-not.[/quote]

True that male performers make vastly less then females?
How long does it REALLY take to shoot what comes out to a 15 minute scene?[/quote]

It depends, the top level women make more than 99% of the men, but then again the top level men make more than any of the women. For the average person, the man makes much more.

Its much easier to find a woman that is willing to get naked and have sex on camera than it is to find a man that can perform as necessary. That said, a woman willing to do some of the more "fringe" activity can make a killing.[/quote]

Wow, this has certainly been an interesting thread.

I tend to associate some of the people's avatars here for what they look like in real life. In Cornfedwb's case, it's a very scary thought to think of him doing porn.

On a related note, I always thought it would be funny as hell to be one of the guys that were in the Houston 500 about 6-7 years ago. That's when that Houston porn star had 500 guys do her right after each other.

I dunno, something about being 15 and never having been laid at the time had me thinking it would have been a good idea. Hindsight is 20/20, though.
 
[quote name='Grave_Addiction']
I tend to associate some of the people's avatars here for what they look like in real life.[/quote]

Do you think I look like marilyn?
 
Yeah Ive thought about it, my girlfriend and I have even talked about it. I lean against it because my penis isnt 10 inches long therefor I dont think I make the cut for a lead role in a prono. If you must, you can make a joke about how you think I have a small penis, but that will only make me post the size and a illustrative example of it...and I dont know if you want to go that far.
 
This thread was a suprisingly good read.

Just so I'm not biased, if any male or female over the age of 18 wants to share their work I'll be happy to Siskel & Ebert it

Especially Cornfed, since I'll be in Ohio in a month. Wanna swordfight? :rofl:

Dave
 
[quote name='karmapolice']Yeah Ive thought about it, my girlfriend and I have even talked about it. I lean against it because my penis isnt 10 inches long therefor I dont think I make the cut for a lead role in a prono. If you must, you can make a joke about how you think I have a small penis, but that will only make me post the size and a illustrative example of it...and I dont know if you want to go that far.[/quote]

:whistle2:k......... 4 inches?
 
...I hate you... I dont think anyone really wants to know, so I will not indulge you. I will say in all honestness its above average, but not porno status.
 
[quote name='greydemise']so much money in this idea..its not even funny :) pr0ns are one of the cheapest things 2 make (ahem...so i've heard) and have the biggest profit margin..thanks creepy guys in trench coats :D! jk[/quote]

There's also a lot of legal matters to deal with before setting up shop :p
 
Gamers? yea, they have the stamina to talk about that which they are not having.

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Note the Morbid Angel Grade Photoshop Skills.
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']Gamers? yea, they have the stamina to talk about that which they are not having.

otaku0hc5rm.jpg


Note the Morbid Angel Grade Photoshop Skills.[/quote]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
[quote name='opportunity777'][quote name='Dr Mario Kart']Gamers? yea, they have the stamina to talk about that which they are not having.

otaku0hc5rm.jpg


Note the Morbid Angel Grade Photoshop Skills.[/quote]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:[/quote]

They got more courage than me. No only are they sleeping with pillow dolls, they've told other people, sleep with them with other people, and wearing pajamas in the proccess. I wonder what sleeping with an anime girl would be like, what would it be like to touch a living, breathing drawing?
 
Did anyone see Pornocopia on HBO? It was their documentary series on porn.
The women in straight porn can make more than twice the amount a guy does. They said that a guy can make 300-500 per scene while a women can make 1,000 or more. They also said that a guy can make 3,000 per scene in gay porn, and the top guy in the gay scene said the most he made was 50,000 in one movie.
 
[quote name='MightySlacker']This thread was a suprisingly good read.

Just so I'm not biased, if any male or female over the age of 18 wants to share their work I'll be happy to Siskel & Ebert it

Especially Cornfed, since I'll be in Ohio in a month. Wanna swordfight? :rofl:

Dave[/quote]

You can be Siskel, Ebert or Roper. Everyone know's I'd always end up being Simon.

Dreadful, absolutely dreadful.
 
[quote name='Grave_Addiction']On a related note, I always thought it would be funny as hell to be one of the guys that were in the Houston 500 about 6-7 years ago. That's when that Houston porn star had 500 guys do her right after each other.[/quote]

If Seconds are sloppy, what are 499ths?
 
[quote name='MrBadExample'][quote name='Grave_Addiction']On a related note, I always thought it would be funny as hell to be one of the guys that were in the Houston 500 about 6-7 years ago. That's when that Houston porn star had 500 guys do her right after each other.[/quote]

If Seconds are sloppy, what are 499ths?[/quote]

Fear Factor?
 
[quote name='JSweeney'][quote name='zewone'][quote name='JSweeney'][quote name='screwkick'][quote name='Lina'][quote name='specialk']were they just shots of you? or were they the ...umm group shots?
you gotta add more to the convo since you've been there.

how'd get into it? talked into it? looked for it?[/quote]

A couple girl/girl shoots... but mostly solo.

A mutual friend suggested I should do it... I was low on cash with my stupid injuries, and was depressed because of it, so I wanted to feel beautiful or whatever.

I rather regret it... because it's been around 6 months since I did them, and I see more and more nasty pics of me popping up online. It's a very creepy feeling.[/quote]

Name of the websites?[/quote]

Have you read her other posts. She doesn't like the idea of it, and would hate to be prejudged based on it. I can respect that.
Please lay off.

(It's not just you slidecage, you just happened to be the most recent person to ask.[/quote]

Thats screwkick, not slidecage, but it is easy to mix them up for obvious reasons. :lol:[/quote]

Thanks for the heads up... I completely spaced on the name for a moment there.

I do feel sorry for lina now though. I could just imagine the creepy, vile, and disgusting things people are probably PMing to her right now.
Sometimes humanity just disgusts me. Vile, base disgusting things, those humans.[/quote]

Just curious. Don't worry, I didn't PM her or anything. :wink:
 
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