Everybody was Kung-Fu FOTTing!

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[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']No grindcore and clarinets? I'm disappointed, Sub.[/QUOTE] She's much too tan, anyway. And really way too thin, and short.
 
Yeah, happy Cinco de Mayo everyone, but the kung-fu OTT doesn't get dedicated to mexican independence.

Ever since I went to bed, II've been watching Friday Night Fights on ESPN2 and loving it. Sporting events don't get any better than two dudes wailing on one anothers faces.

:rofl: at Lionhart getting kicked in the nuts. Not to mention your significant other thought it was funny.

[quote name='tiredfornow']is he really THAT old?[/QUOTE]
You'll find out for yourself if you hang around the OTT long enough. Rumor has it that he uses 1 cent stamps to mail out all his trade items because he stocked up in 1912.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']I thought it was pretty funny. I mean, come on, how often do you sit down and eat dinner with your grandma at 12:30am?[/QUOTE]

Never, mine are dead.
 
[quote name='Graystone']Never, mine are dead.[/QUOTE]
:rofl:

Oh, you weren't joking...

That just makes it funnier, actually.

/Homedude is about to have his legs turned into wet noodles.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Yeah, happy Cinco de Mayo everyone, but the kung-fu OTT doesn't get dedicated to mexican independence.

Ever since I went to bed, II've been watching Friday Night Fights on ESPN2 and loving it. Sporting events don't get any better than two dudes wailing on one anothers faces.

:rofl: at Lionhart getting kicked in the nuts. Not to mention your significant other thought it was funny.


You'll find out for yourself if you hang around the OTT long enough. Rumor has it that he uses 1 cent stamps to mail out all his trade items because he stocked up in 1912.[/quote]

quick question, can I actually do that? I've got a roll of the 39 cent stamps and I dont ever use them, but if I traded something, could I put enough stamps for the cost of it?
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']quick question, can I actually do that? I've got a roll of the 39 cent stamps and I dont ever use them, but if I traded something, could I put enough stamps for the cost of it?[/QUOTE]
Ofcourse. As long as it's enough to cover the actual cost of postage.

My grandpa once bought some stamps on eBay(As he collects stamps) and the guy just covered an envelope in stamps.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']:rofl:

Oh, you weren't joking...

That just makes it funnier, actually.

/Homedude is about to have his legs turned into wet noodles.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

yea Three of my grandparents died before I was 6, and the last one died when I turned 8. I hardly knew them.
 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']Hay guyz.

Where the fuck is Shrike? Someone go stand on his lawn or or play some new music loudly. Maybe even steal his dentures.

That'll get his attention. Just don't fuck with his walker... one wrong move and he might break a hip. :D[/quote]
:rofl: wheres his little motorized wheelchair when you need it?

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']She's much too tan, anyway. And really way too thin, and short.[/quote]
What does being tan have to do with grindcore? :lol:

[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']Don't let you guard down... depending on who is around, you may wake up a little surprised. :whistle2:#:cool:[/quote]

Bitch I lock my windows at night :lol:
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']:rofl: wheres his little motorized wheelchair when you need it?[/quote]

:applause::applause::applause:

[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life'] Bitch I lock my windows at night :lol:[/quote]

Pffft. Windows are made to be broken.
 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']:applause::applause::applause:



Pffft. Windows are made to be broken.[/quote]

And burglars are made to be stabbed. Have you noticed I have a small arsenal of knives/swords? :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']She's much too tan, anyway. And really way too thin, and short.[/QUOTE]

Every time sub complains about a women all I can think is the whole "sharp knees" thing. "to tan, to skinny, she doesn't have a penis" etc etc.
 
[quote name='Graystone']Every time sub complains about a women all I can think is the whole "sharp knees" thing. "to tan, to skinny, she doesn't have a penis" etc etc.[/quote]

that and he likes rachel ray.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']And burglars are made to be stabbed. Have you noticed I have a small arsenal of knives/swords? :lol:[/quote]

Touche'.

I too, have knives, swords, and weapons. Engarde.

But alas, I believe burgling implies stealing. And no stealing was ever mentioned... and besides, I wasn't saying I would be doing anything.. :roll::D Just imparting knowledge gained from witnessing many a shennigan at my fraternity. I wish I could find the pictures of the kid who got duct taped under a table which was then used to hold a drinking game. :lol::lol:
 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']Touche'.

I too, have knives, swords, and weapons. Engarde.

But alas, I believe burgling implies stealing. And no stealing was ever mentioned... and besides, I wasn't saying I would be doing anything.. :roll::D Just imparting knowledge gained from witnessing many a shennigan at my fraternity. I wish I could find the pictures of the kid who got duct taped under a table which was then used to hold a drinking game. :lol::lol:[/quote]

Ok, gay rapists then :lol:

I've seen some quite nasty pranks, like when at my old school, some kids ducktaped another kid to a wall in the gym, and sprayed ketchup all over him. It was quite the scene, I tells ya.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']new linkin park CD is pretty good.

Night ott.[/QUOTE]Is it just a Hahn solo album in disguise?
 
[quote name='mr ryles']I can send it to you through AIM if you want.[/QUOTE]

alright i gotta download aim right quick, still don't have everything re-installed on my comp.
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']alright i gotta download aim right quick, still don't have everything re-installed on my comp.[/QUOTE]

if you can get it within the next 10 minutes that would be great. I need to get a little shut eye soon.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']if you can get it within the next 10 minutes that would be great. I need to get a little shut eye soon.[/QUOTE]

yeah im on it now - occlinkn
 
Alright, I've said before that VGCats has never produced anything humorous. Turns out I was wrong. So there, I said apologize.
 
[quote name='Graystone']Every time sub complains about a women all I can think is the whole "sharp knees" thing. "to tan, to skinny, she doesn't have a penis" etc etc.[/QUOTE] :roll:
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']that and he likes rachel ray.[/QUOTE] I never said I liked her. I said you were jealous. ;)



Well it's about that time. Night OTT.
 
Eminem pulled it off perfectly and nobody even noticed. He came in, dropped radio play music, made remixes rode the wave for 5 years and then dropped outta sight.

And so we must ask, Will Eminem ever run outta money?
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Eminem pulled it off perfectly and nobody even noticed. He came in, dropped radio play music, made remixes rode the wave for 5 years and then dropped outta sight.

And so we must ask, Will Eminem ever run outta money?[/QUOTE]

The hell does that have to do with anything?

IIRC he's producing now so he won't ever run out of money.
 
[quote name='Graystone']The hell does that have to do with anything?

IIRC he's producing now so he won't ever run out of money.[/quote]

They said the same thing about MC Hammer,he had songs on the radio, KFC and Pepsi commercials, cartoons and tons of toys. But he pissed it all away.
 
Why does Elaine from Seinfield let dudes drop jizz in her? It's the fuckin' AIDS capatal of the world. And why is she so alarmed by the Soup Nazi's procedures? There's plently of place like that in the world, never mind in NYC.
 
So, the date didn't go quite as well as I thought it would. I'm not sure how she felt about it though, I dunno. I spent most of the night dwelling on it though so I couldn't sleep, then I decided to have some alcohol to help me fall asleep. Now its almost 7 am, I'm wide awake, drunk, and watching American Beauty. I'm not really sure what to make of my life anymore.
 
I actually have a simular problem more than I'd like. Although it hasn't happened in a while, I used to get a lot of gay guys that would hit on me. Much like you, they'd ask me if I was gay and I'd politely say no. However, Instead of asking if I'd blow them, they'd say I could get the favor to test just how strait I was. I'd generally reply I already know I'm strait enough to not want my junk in another guy's mouth. I did have one guy that was almost hostile about it, he kept telling me he'd suck so good I wouldn't care he was a guy. Luckily, he was just some sociopath online.

[quote name='Strell']Gay stories? Sure I'm in. Nowhere near as psychadelic as Plume's, but ehhh.

As a young 16 year old working his first real job at Target, I was quite impressionable. First day there, I'm introduced to a fellow cashier. Let's call him Paul. I don't remember his name honestly, but I'll call him Paul.

So I shadow him for a while - he shows me how to work the register and all that. Helps me out if I have issues or whatever. Struck me as nice, maybe a little too much. I don't want to paint myself as homophobic because I'm really not, but there are times when the senses pick up on things.

A few days of this continue, no big deal.

Then we have our first night to close. Paul says he's going to show me the ropes on what to do. Store finally closes and he's leading me around the different aisles to straighten stuff up and the like.

"Strell" (we'll use that for me) he says, "I have a confession."

The next words flashed through my head before he said them.

"I'm gay."

I just kind of shrug it off and don't really say much, keeping with the work. He then asks me if I am. I politely tell him now and we just continue what needs to be done. I'm not alarmed or anything like that.

Really the only thing I took an issue with was that he then asked me if I were gay, would I find him attractive. This in and of itself isn't a bad comment at all, but he takes it a little over the line and asks me if I'd blow him if he asked.

Yeah. I stopped responding after that.

Over the next few weeks I talked with some of the other cashiers, and apparently Paul had asked this of several guys working there, particularly the new ones. This makes it sound like an initiation sort of thing, but from their descriptions, I'm pretty sure that wasn't the case.

Years later I realized that I probably could have sued the store and gotten some quick cash out of it, but ehh. I'm just not that big of a jerk. Usually.

Again, Plume still reigns supreme.[/quote]
 
Mornin OTT. Back from my sushi/spiderman excursion. The sushi was fucking awesome and Spiderman sucked. One of the worst movies I've ever seen. It was so damn boring. And I'm not joking when I say that despite the fact I didnt drive to the theater, I nearly walked out when the dance scene broke out in the jazz club. Also, what was the deal with Spiderman becoming emo when he wears the venom suit?
 
So today is Cinco de Mayo and I just so happen to have a case of ice cold Coronas, a bottle of tequila, and nothing to do. Coincidence?
 
[quote name='Maklershed']So today is Cinco de Mayo and I just so happen to have a case of ice cold Coronas, a bottle of tequila, and nothing to do. Coincidence?[/quote]

:applause::applause::applause:
 
Why the fuck do people need some bullshit Mexican holiday in order to drink? Why not make every Saturday Tequila Day?
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Believe me .. I'd be drinking today no matter what. Cinco de Mayo just makes my drinking festive.[/QUOTE]

And it gives you an excuse to wear a sombrero, so you've always got that.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']follow-up to the female dictionary i posted a few days ago.[/QUOTE]Ok, that's the worst dictionary ever. It's all out of alphabetical order.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Si. I should eat microwave burritos today too.[/QUOTE]

If you happen to have some cheese, salsa, and sour cream lying around, you can make of those things into an awesome explosion of tasty.
 
[quote name='evanft']If you happen to have some cheese, salsa, and sour cream lying around, you can make of those things into an awesome explosion of tasty.[/quote]

qfmft! i had one of those yesterday in observance of "cuatro de mayo"
 
Here, we are going to make homemade burritos and quesadilla's... and yea, lots of tequila :lol:

I need to hit the B2G1 free one last time, grab some more RPG's... every time a store shows up on the store locator with Super Paper Mario used, the store NEVER has it when I call.

I really want to get a used one with my 20% off (edge + coupon), return my new one, and use that extra $15 on something else... but at this point it looks like it'll never happen.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']So, the date didn't go quite as well as I thought it would. I'm not sure how she felt about it though, I dunno. I spent most of the night dwelling on it though so I couldn't sleep, then I decided to have some alcohol to help me fall asleep. Now its almost 7 am, I'm wide awake, drunk, and watching American Beauty. I'm not really sure what to make of my life anymore.[/QUOTE]

Since no one decided to offer you any advice, I will go with a CAG standby. You should have stuck it in her pooper. Everything would have worked out if you had.
 
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