Family Guy...
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Wow, very old, but at least I can post one of my favorite quotes. I might have the ladies name wrong but that doesnt matter in the joke.
*Flashback to Star Wars, Luke giving laser eye surgery*
Luke: Okay, Mrs. Johnson, just one quick insision and we'll be done here.
Obi-Wan: Luke, use the Force.
Luke: But Obi...
Obi: Luke, Luke, use the Force.
Luke: Ah, alright. *uses the Force and proceeds to drive the lightsaber through Mrs. Johnson's head*
Mrs. Johnson: Ahhhhhh!!!! *with lightsaber through head*
Luke: Are you happy now??!?
Obi: I've never been happy.
You have to actually hear it for it to be really funny but its an awesome little scene.... along with the :Im not really a man... im a horse" one.
*Flashback to Star Wars, Luke giving laser eye surgery*
Luke: Okay, Mrs. Johnson, just one quick insision and we'll be done here.
Obi-Wan: Luke, use the Force.
Luke: But Obi...
Obi: Luke, Luke, use the Force.
Luke: Ah, alright. *uses the Force and proceeds to drive the lightsaber through Mrs. Johnson's head*
Mrs. Johnson: Ahhhhhh!!!! *with lightsaber through head*
Luke: Are you happy now??!?
Obi: I've never been happy.
You have to actually hear it for it to be really funny but its an awesome little scene.... along with the :Im not really a man... im a horse" one.
fieldkillah
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I know this one has been said, but just look at my quote.
guardian_owl
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[quote name='Scorch']"Brian! Brian! There's a message in my ceral! It says "oooooooooooooo"!"
"Peter, those are cheerios."[/quote]
GET OUT OF MY HEAD! This is quite literally what I was just about to post
"Peter, those are cheerios."[/quote]
GET OUT OF MY HEAD! This is quite literally what I was just about to post
bread's done