Fat Asian Men love the OTT

[corrosivefrost]

[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Is that why I caught my mom giving it to your mom with a strap-on?

Spoiler

What the hell did I just say?

[/QUOTE]

As long as she took her out of the wheelchair first!

 

[corrosivefrost]

Anyone want to gamershare WipEout HD with me?

 

[tiredfornow]

Maggie Q is so sexy in Live Free or Die Hard.

edit: I want Wipeout, mang!

 

[BigSpoonyBard]

[quote name='corrosivefrost']As long as she took her out of the wheelchair first![/quote]

Like she'd give your mom the courtesy...

 

[dcfox]

Bruce Willis's daughter in that movie was pretty hot.

 

[thekeybladewars]

[quote name='crystalklear64']Everyone's mother online can magically die and resurrect at will depending on the situation.[/quote]

Heh, you have a point. But, I was talking to this person face to face.

[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Hey, I'll give everyone permission to crack jokes once my mom dies. I'm fair.[/quote]

You're cool.

 

[BigSpoonyBard]

[quote name='tiredfornow']Maggie Q is so sexy in Live Free or Die Hard.
[/quote]

 

[Chika]

[quote name='thekeybladewars']Ever made the mistake of saying it to somebody whose mom was deceased? I have, and I think that's why I stopped saying that. #[/quote]

i mostly just say it to frosty.

 

[BigSpoonyBard]

[quote name='Chika']i mostly just say it to frosty.[/quote]

Yeah, but it doesn't count when you say it since you actually did it

 

[corrosivefrost]

[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Like she'd give your mom the courtesy... [/QUOTE]

You're totally paying for a new one then. Shit ain't cheap... and this isn't the first time.

 

[Temporaryscars]

Rybread had a family reunion recently and I interviewed them about the upcoming election.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JQLFkt9Y9g

 

[Chika]

[quote name='corrosivefrost']As long as she took her out of the wheelchair first![/quote]

uhh frosty's not kidding. his mom *really is* in a wheelchair. she had several back surgeries a few months ago...

 

[thekeybladewars]

Smart

 

[corrosivefrost]

indeed.

 

[thekeybladewars]

Temp, you sound like a redneck.

 

[Temporaryscars]

I was trying to fit in.

 

[JolietJake]

[quote name='Temporaryscars']Rybread had a family reunion recently and I interviewed them about the upcoming election.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JQLFkt9Y9g[/quote]
I can almost hear Dueling Banjos playing in the background.

 

[corrosivefrost]

[quote name='Temporaryscars']I was trying to fit in your mom... [/QUOTE]

fix'd

 

[BigSpoonyBard]

Be nice to your moms, kids.

Spoiler

I'll handle the rough stuff

 

[dcfox]

[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Be nice to your moms, kids.

Spoiler

I'll handle the rough stuff

[/quote]
Not to rough. I'll be damned if I clean up the mess if you bust her colostomy bag again.

 

[JolietJake]

This is the last time i eat while reading the forum.:lol:

 

[Moxio]

Butt, Dick.

 

[corrosivefrost]

present.

 

[BigSpoonyBard]

[quote name='dcfox']Not to rough. I'll be damned if I clean up the mess if you bust her colostomy bag again. [/quote]

Hey, she's a big girl.




That's it

 

[Chika]

i think we've run the mom dry for today. give it a rest so you can ride'er again tomorrow.

 

[BigSpoonyBard]

[quote name='Chika']i think we've run the mom dry for today. give it a rest so you can ride'er again tomorrow.[/quote]

...:lol:

 

[Eviltude]

I was talking to a friends mom the other night. She had a court date with her mentally unstable 28 year old son who was facing charges for making death threats. She told me she mentioned that he had been in a mental institution 6 different times and I said, "At least he got one of those warm canvas jackets."

...She didn't take it too well.

 

[BigSpoonyBard]

Chixa takes mom jokes away and the OTT goes to sleep.

 

[corrosivefrost]

[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Chixa takes mom jokes away and the OTT goes to sleep.[/QUOTE]

Better than what I did to your mom while she was asleep.

 

[Chika]

sometimes i feel like the mom of the ott. and others i'm the one causing the rukus.

 

[corrosivefrost]

[quote name='Chika']sometimes i feel like the mom of the ott. and others i'm the one causing the rukus.[/QUOTE]

MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF!!

 

[BigSpoonyBard]

[quote name='corrosivefrost']Better than what I did to your mom while she was asleep.[/quote]

Well, she would have woken up if your pickle weren't so puny

 

[thekeybladewars]

Haha, SILENCE.

 

[Chika]

[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Well, she would have woken up if your pickle weren't so puny [/quote]

i demand a recount!

and we're out to the bar for football. later OTT.

 

[seanr1221]

Lego Batmang is fun.

 

[TheRock88]

LOL Mets, epic failure for a second year in a row.

 

[st0neface]

[quote name='TheRock88']LOL Mets, epic failure for a second year in a row.[/QUOTE]

 

[seanr1221]

[quote name='TheRock88']LOL Mets, epic failure for a second year in a row.[/QUOTE]

Go Phils!!

 

[Moxio]

Go Mariners!

 

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

How was Sushi?

 

[seanr1221]

It was great. I had fresh crepes too.

The bill came too 120.00 after tip O___o

 

[TheRock88]

[quote name='Moxio']Go Mariners![/quote]

Funny how Ichiro's teammates want to beat the shit out of him. Always picking on the Asian dude.

 

[D_Icon]

Ott

 

[TheRock88]

Anybody can just print out a fake cover and put it into a Blu Ray case...

 

[st0neface]

I'm now officially jumping on the Rays' postseason bandwagon.

 

[senorwoohoo]

This Dallas/Washington game is boring me.

 

[TheRock88]

At least your station is showing it. I'm stuck with Da Raiders and Chargers.

 

[zewone]

[quote name='darthbudge']I think your router must be poo-poo. Me and JFD play all the time. [/QUOTE]

Yeah, Sean is always ing shit with his internet connection. Especially on Gears.

 

[BigSpoonyBard]

[quote name='st0neface']I'm now officially jumping on the Rays' postseason bandwagon.[/quote]

I'm now officially jumping on your mom.

 

[st0neface]

[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']I'm now officially jumping on your mom.[/QUOTE]

Dead.