Valuable Life Lesson Gleaned from Playing Videogames
#10) Always check behind waterfalls. There's always something cool back there.
# 9) It's generally best to shoot anyone you see. You usually can't hurt people unless they're your enemies.
# 8) There are some things in life you can't control, like yourself during cut scenes.
# 7) There is no reason not to break anything that can be broken.
# 6) If you talk to people for more than 30 seconds, they start repeating themselves.
# 5) Doctors and other medical professionals are unnecessary. There are always other ways to recover from multiple stab and/or gunshot wounds, like first-aid kits and colored potions, or food or sometimes just standing still for a few seconds.
# 4) Even if you accomplish something extraordinary and heroic over the course of dozens of hours, there's still a bunch of busywork to do before you can call yourself 100 percent successful.
# 3) A journey of a thousand miles begins with floating words telling you to use the left control stick to walk.
Night-time bump. Lowball coming to a fast finale tomorrow late evening, so please get your last minute bids in order. Take care, everyone.