Finally our prayers have been answered! A sequel to Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo!

[I AM WILLIAM H. MACY]

[quote name='www.cinematical.com']No, this is not a joke. 26 years after Breakin' and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo danced their way onto the scene, a third installment of the cheesy franchise appears to be heading our way.

Oh, and check this out: All three of the original stars will be returning. Break'n Revolution (Yes, I know it sounds like a piece of exercise equipment and/or a different version of Dance Dance Revolution) will bring back Turbo (Michael Chambers), Kelly (Lucinda Dickey) and Ozone (Adolfo Quinones) to act as older, wiser break-dancing mentors to a troubled young student.

The first two films were all 80's, complete with large boom boxes, colorful Michael Jackson-esque jumpsuits and horrific dialogue ("Girls are whack, man!"). I'd be curious, after so much time has passed, how they will update something that is so obviously stuck back in another decade. Perhaps the answer is found in the following sentence taken from the film's plot description on IMDB: "Though the story is intense, the real "intensity" will come from the extraordinary dance moves that can only come from "Break'n." Killer![/quote]
And such timing, too!

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

My life is now complete.

Wait, now I have nothing left to live for.

 

[Hex]

What the ? Stop making threads and go back to selling used cars, Macy. :/

 

[Gothic Walrus]

I honestly think I'm speechless. Hollywood really IS out of ideas. :shock:

 

[niceguyshawne]

[quote name='Tiphireth']What the ? Stop making threads and go back to selling used cars, Macy. :/[/QUOTE]


I was thinking that he could be up for a role as an evil dance hall owner or something.

 

[Blade]

In a suburban high school, the playing field is not always fair and equal. Those not lucky enough to be well-off find that there is a struggle for respect and dignity from those that are. The ones that are lucky are often so conceited that they'd rather keep their class so exclusive that it is difficult for others to succeed. The TKO dance team of Turbo, Kelly and Ozone return and bring hope and promise to the life of troubled teen Jason "Vex" Parrish. He is constantly being confronted by Vashaun McKay, nephew of Gemini McKay who is not only CEO of McKay Enterprises but owner of the sensational dance group Gem Starr. Though the story is intense, the real "intensity" will come from the extraordinary dance moves that can only come from "Break'n".

Piece together all the bolded phrases to reveal the gayest sentence of all time.

 

[shieryda]

It's only been 22 years. Breakin' was first released in 1984...

If this one doesn't have Ice-T, it will surely fail.

 

[Blade]

[quote name='shieryda']It's only been 22 years. Breakin' was first released in 1984...

If this one doesn't have Ice-T, it will surely fail.[/quote]

How about almost as popular rap star Ginuwine?

 

[gamingninja]

This movie being made a sign of the apocalypse!!!!!It must not be made. All involved with making it should be sacrificed to our God

 

[mykevermin]

Y'all bitches don't throw these kinds of temper tantrums when "Larry the Cable Guy" or "Big Momma's House" are released. In addition, replace "Breakin'" with "The Evil Dead," and all y'all nerds would be absolutely GUSHING over that overworshipped big-chin hack reprising his role as Ash (y'know, the one he's too good to reprise, except in shitty shitty video games).

Besides, Blade, you weren't even a lil' accident gleaming in yer momma's eye when Breakin' came out, so you've got nothing to say here. Move along.

 

[1modernboy]

Working title -- Breakin' 3: They Filmed This Shit Just for Me

Now if only someone would make a sequal to Krush Groove.

 

[JEKKI]

dude....

there's certain things that dont need sequels.

making another Breakin is stupid.

if they're gonna do it, they should not even call it Breakin.

it's the whole rock band / rap group theory.

either break up before you start releasing shitty albums or just change your band name

 

[ITDEFX]

the only 80's movie that needs a sequel is the cult classic D.C. CAB with Mr. T and those crazy cabbies!

 

[Blade]

[quote name='mykevermin']Y'all bitches don't throw these kinds of temper tantrums when "Larry the Cable Guy" or "Big Momma's House" are released. In addition, replace "Breakin'" with "The Evil Dead," and all y'all nerds would be absolutely GUSHING over that overworshipped big-chin hack reprising his role as Ash (y'know, the one he's too good to reprise, except in shitty shitty video games).

Besides, Blade, you weren't even a lil' accident gleaming in yer momma's eye when Breakin' came out, so you've got nothing to say here. Move along.[/quote]

As today's youth, I can say that nobody gains respect from learning 70's breakdancing moves from 50 year olds, and nobody would even want respect from someone from the utterly gay group Gem Starr.

 

[Purple Flames]

[quote name='1modernboy']Now if only someone would make a sequal to Krush Groove.[/quote]

Ugh, I wouldn't have the stomach to see people like 50 Cent, P. Diddy, and whoever else is the flavor of the month on BET in one movie together.

 

[mykevermin]

[quote name='Blade']As today's youth, I can say that nobody gains respect from learning 70's breakdancing moves from 50 year olds, and nobody would even want respect from someone from the utterly gay group Gem Starr. [/QUOTE]

You, as today's youth, aren't allowed to call anything 'gay' ever again. Fancy lad.

 

[Blade]

[quote name='mykevermin']

You, as today's youth, aren't allowed to call anything 'gay' ever again. Fancy lad.[/quote]

Seriously, where do you guys keep digging this up from? Is it on the main page for easy access or something? :lol:

I took this picture to spite emo people, not because I am one. :lol:

 

[shieryda]

[quote name='Purple Flames']Ugh, I wouldn't have the stomach to see people like 50 Cent, P. Diddy, and whoever else is the flavor of the month on BET in one movie together.[/quote]

That would never work. Someone would inevitably end up getting shot.