Find the Gayest "Straight" Guy Advertisement

I have a tie for my entry

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Oh, and for a bit of added humor:

i dont mourn over dead ppl, or past relationships.
i am girly, and very sensitive.
i hate body hair. i shave my legs. and everything.
i hate hate breed.
that includes camo and tough guys.(besides AJ)
i love shopping.
i rarely eat breakfast.
i love shoes.
i hate people in jackson and marshall.
i sleep with a fan on.
i like chick flicks alot
i like flava flave
i hate any band on saddle creek records.
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[quote name='Maklershed']Does that kid have mentos in his ears?[/QUOTE]
He probably puts more time into his hair than I do.
 
How do we know if they are straight? That guy is very much not so staright. I could just post a gay guy and say he's straight.
 
[quote name='David85']How do we know if they are straight? That guy is very much not so staright. I could just post a gay guy and say he's straight.[/quote]

He's not gay. He's just a kid that takes myspace trends way too far.
 
[quote name='thespillcanvas']He's not gay. He's just a kid that takes myspace trends way too far.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

That's classic, some guy that takes his MySpace too far and you don't think he's gay?

:rofl:
 
This should have been find the stupidest MySpace people... but irregardless... here's two (three pics).



I couldn't decide which one was the gayest. :lol: However, the A&F guys have everyone beat...

 
[quote name='DJ K8E']I couldn't decide which one was the gayest. :lol: However, the A&F guys have everyone beat...

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Yeah, the A&F ads are going to blow everything else away, sadly. And what is that first one even advertising?! There aren't any clothes!!
 
[quote name='Kirin Lemon']Yeah, the A&F ads are going to blow everything else away, sadly. And what is that first one even advertising?! There aren't any clothes!![/QUOTE]

It states it clearly at the top of the picture.... .')

"Click on it to show it in the original size."
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Buttsecks?[/QUOTE] An interesting direction for AF, as many of their male customers seem to be of the homophobic variety. :lol:
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Buttsecks?[/QUOTE]

The guy in the middle does seem to be in a bit of pain...

Now the next logical step would be to come up with captions for the pictures.
 
[quote name='thespillcanvas']emo pic
Oh, and for a bit of added humor:[/QUOTE]

This might just be the Graystone of now. I have no problem with Gay people. Hell my son could become the a gay gang bang porn star. I would support him, as long as he never went emo.


[quote name='Kirin Lemon']Yeah, the A&F ads are going to blow everything else away, sadly. And what is that first one even advertising?! There aren't any clothes!![/QUOTE]

I've never been to an A&F store but looking at the ads makes me think you might have to suck a dick to get in.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']An interesting direction for AF, as many of their male customers seem to be of the homophobic variety. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Didn't know that. Don't shop there.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Didn't know that. Don't shop there.[/QUOTE] Just making a broad generalization from what I've seen. You know, just the type of thing you love. ;) :lol:
 
I almost walked into a A&F store in the mall. It's shut off with all kind of shutters and non-transparent doors, to elevalte the feeling of exclusivity. I imagine a glory hole is similiar.

But back to the story, I begin to walk in, and see a huge black and white picture of a man's crotch. His zipper is undone and he's showing some pubes, and there's a prominant bulge in the pants.

I hightail it in the opposite direction.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Just making a broad generalization from what I've seen. You know, just the type of thing you love. ;) :lol:[/QUOTE]

I'm not immune to doing that myself, homeslice.
 
Lmao, you guys are brutal about Abercrombie. Its not as bad as all those fucking pictures, at least the one I shop at I never see any kind of shit like that. Plus 90% of the people that work there are girls anyways.
 
[quote name='Prepster']Lmao, you guys are brutal about Abercrombie. Its not as bad as all those fucking pictures, at least the one I shop at I never see any kind of shit like that. Plus 90% of the people that work there are girls anyways.[/QUOTE]

With a name like Prepster?

You don't say.

I don't give a shit about semi-nude men in advertising; hell, Calvin Klein did it before Abercrombie was a mallrat's wet dream, and he makes clothes that look *good*.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']With a name like Prepster?

You don't say.

I don't give a shit about semi-nude men in advertising; hell, Calvin Klein did it before Abercrombie was a mallrat's wet dream, and he makes clothes that look *good*.[/QUOTE]


That made me laugh actually.
 
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