If I were better at calculating odds on the fly, I could guess that with 353 pages of comments, the chances of winning probably aren't going to be great. Sure, it's not Powerball bad, but still, I bet everyone has a reason they want to win.
And I do too. My reason is I want to buy any game I want for the next 10 years without being lectured about spending money. That in and of itself would be the greatest gift of all.