[quote name='mtxbass1']Hmm, okay, so the buying thing is out. I cook for her all the time, so she has come to expect somewhat of a good meal from me. The same holds true of her. Regarding the creative front, perhaps I could write her a program to...erm...yeah. Back to square one again.[/QUOTE]
Are you a programmer? I made a poetry generator a few years ago. You would input the number of stanzas you would want, and how many lines per stanza (if I'm remembering my terminology right).
You can do a bunch of stuff with rhyming, chopping up sentences and piecing them together differently.
Shouldn't take you longer than a day, and you can really have fun with it.