For all you guys who need help becoming porn stars

[quote name='tornadomann'][quote name='Moxio']$60? I can cut pubes with scissors for $1.99![/quote]
:rofl: Thats so true![/quote]

Yeah but what about all the guys with unsteady hands? They need help.

Lets not forget all the really fat guys. They cant see down there.
 
[quote name='tornadomann'][quote name='Moxio']$60? I can cut pubes with scissors for $1.99![/quote]
:rofl: Thats so true![/quote]

LOL
 
"* We offer a 30 day money back guarantee if you do not like it."

I wonder what happens to the returned Puberizors? heh. but worse than that, I wonder what they look like...I can just imagine the blades jammed with curlie-qs upon return. Nice.
 
[quote name='HYDE']"* We offer a 30 day money back guarantee if you do not like it."

I wonder what happens to the returned Puberizors? heh. but worse than that, I wonder what they look like...I can just imagine the blades jammed with curlie-qs upon return. Nice.[/quote]

Don't buy a refurb. :wink:
 
[quote name='smellhasreturned']i chopped my wang off with scissors

true story[/quote]

It's true. I found his wang and I use it when I fuck nasty girls.

It comes in handy. And NO you can't have it back.
 
[quote name='evilmojo12542']not even gonna ask what you was doing looking for these products[/quote]

cool. we posted similar points at the exact same time.
 
[quote name='evilmojo12542']not even gonna ask what you was doing looking for these products[/quote]

thats what i was thinking
 
[quote name='Dok Diamond'][quote name='evilmojo12542']not even gonna ask what you was doing looking for these products[/quote]

thats what i was thinking[/quote]

The truth: I was looking at online articles on male grooming and this was a link in one of the articles.
 
Ha ha, funny stuff.

On a related note, I used to know this stupid dude who once made (and wore) a T-shirt (with an arrow pointing to his crotch) that said:

"I shave down there as a public service to all the women who suck my cock."


The looks on everyone's faces were priceless... :twisted:
 
[quote name='tornadomann'][quote name='Moxio']$60? I can cut pubes with scissors for $1.99![/quote]
:rofl: Thats so true![/quote]

:lol: hahah. so true.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Ha ha, funny stuff.

On a related note, I used to know this stupid dude who once made (and wore) a T-shirt (with an arrow pointing to his crotch) that said:

"I shave down there as a public service to all the women who suck my cock."


The looks on everyone's faces were priceless... :twisted:[/quote]

:rofl: Do you have any pics or just a pic of the shirt?
 
I hate that women are starting to expect guys to shave or at least trim. I don't really care if women shave there anyway, and it itches like hell no matter how little or how much you trim. Though, as for being a porn star, I think I need an enlarger not a shaver.

"I shave down there as a public service to all the women who suck my cock."
Click to expand...

I really wish stuff like that turned women on, it would be so much easier.
 
[quote name='CouRageouS'][quote name='stemartin7']A man should never shave down there.[/quote]
:shock: Its 2005! Get with the times man![/quote]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='Xevious'][quote name='CouRageouS'][quote name='stemartin7']A man should never shave down there.[/quote]
:shock: Its 2005! Get with the times man![/quote]

:rofl:[/quote]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='Moxio'][quote name='Xevious'][quote name='CouRageouS'][quote name='stemartin7']A man should never shave down there.[/quote]
:shock: Its 2005! Get with the times man![/quote]

:rofl:[/quote]

:rofl:[/quote]

Normally, I am against logging and cutting down our forests but I think Stemartin7 needs to cut down the forest in his pants

:rofl:
 
[quote name='Xevious'][quote name='Moxio'][quote name='Xevious'][quote name='CouRageouS'][quote name='stemartin7']A man should never shave down there.[/quote]
:shock: Its 2005! Get with the times man![/quote]

:rofl:[/quote]

:rofl:[/quote]

Normally, I am against logging and cutting down our forests but I think Stemartin7 needs to cut down the forest in his pants

:rofl:[/quote]
:rofl: You know how it goes, trimming the grass makes the trees look bigger.
 
[quote name='hiccupleftovers']
:rofl: Do you have any pics or just a pic of the shirt?[/quote]

Sorry, I don't. Wish I did. It was just a plain black shirt with big white lettering, though.
 
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