[quote name='AlphaPanda']Gotta remember to stock up on the "just in case" condoms by the stove, in case the wife's meatloaf gets you both in the mood and you feel like cookin' up some looove.[/QUOTE]
Funny you should mention that 'cause meatloaf is one of maybe five things that my wife actually cooks. Most of the time, I do the cooking. And more of than not, it gets her in the mood. I've learned to not eat my whole dinner until after she has...uh...had her fill.
[quote name='CherryRasulka']Congrats on being hopefully successful ZombieToast![/QUOTE]
Ha ha, thanks. The thought of having another makes me way nervous, though. I need to find some steady work!
[quote name='RedRingOfDeath']Got my free "6 in 1 Screwdriver" today!
Man, this has got to be the cheapest screwdriver I have ever seen in my life. I have bought cheap screwdrivers from Harbor Freight that were higher quality than this thing. This is going straight into the junk drawer as a backup unit...

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It's not free, but you can get some 32-in-1 screwdrivers from a Chinese seller on eBay for about $3. They look cheap, but I'm quite happy with mine. You certainly don't want to use it for heavy-duty stuff, but it's perfect for gaming controllers, cell phones, kids' meal toys, and other random things with weird screws.
[quote name='CherryRasulka']someone posted a pic of there's on FB's 1saleaday page, it was so rusted and they said it smelled like gasoline[/QUOTE]
I'm guessing it's probably some kind of cheap lubricant.
[quote name='AlphaPanda']THIS IS A CONSPIRACY.[/QUOTE]
More like genius marketing. Once they earn your trust, they'll start sending anthrax, smallpox, poison, killer bees, and other appealing freebies. But instead of sending the antidotes later, they'll start charging. I, for one, will not fall for that a third time.
That's a lot of quotes.