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I received an extra copy of Conker Live & Reloaded with a purchase of a xbox the other day and I dont need it. So I though I will ship it(for free) to the best story on how you got in trouble with a moderater on this site. This is meant to be fun and not to get anyone in trouble. I will ask all of the moderators to pick the winner if they dont mind.
 
I finally reply first to one of these topics, and the OP isn't doing a "first-come, first serve" deal...

When I was relatively new sometime last year, I ended up in a 'fight' with JimmieMac. He tried to intimidate me over 'teh internets', and I made a fool out of him for a while until it became boring. I started using his same tactics against him, and everyone thought I was genuinely trying to 'win'. Jimmie called me a moron and declared himself 'winn0r', which was pretty ironic IMO since I was doing what he did ten minutes before. I got in trouble with punqsux because I 'lost' to him. :lol:

Other than that, I always conceal my unwarranted insults to other members by changing the text color to the background color.
 
I will tell you what I will do for you Blade. I will ship you a hooters beer pouch for trying. When I end the contest I will get up with you and it's all yours. I hope that makes you smile.
 
Is your Hooters the one where women pour it in their snatch and men sip from that? Or was that why I woke up in jail?
 
[quote name='Blade']Is your Hooters the one where women pour it in their snatch and men sip from that? Or was that why I woke up in jail?[/QUOTE]
No this is a brand new one. You can take into your hooters and have them do that to if you like. But please post some pics if so.
 
Haha - back when I was a douche bag n00b I titled my second trade list "Joe's Dead Nigger (I edited it with *'s instead of 'igg' )Storage" after the line in Pulp Fiction. For some reason that didn't go over too well ;)

And I do recall getting in trouble with shrike over a nipple in a sig but I deserved that one :rofl:
 
[quote name='Rig']What about all us good CAG that do not get into any trouble with the mods? ;)[/quote]

I agree, I try to be as good as I can be, and now people are telling me to be bad so I can get a free game? :D
 
[quote name='.JPG']I agree, I try to be as good as I can be, and now people are telling me to be bad so I can get a free game? :D[/QUOTE]

Im trying to figure a way to become 2006's Cag villan with out pissing the mods off and getting banned.
 
[quote name='twiztidjester']Im trying to figure a way to become 2006's Cag villan with out pissing the mods off and getting banned.[/quote]

Remind me not to trade with you and good luck with that :D

The villian of this year was TMac, and he got more than just being banned, a nice jail visit also. So your going to have to do a nice amount of thinking that's for sure.
 
[quote name='.JPG']Remind me not to trade with you and good luck with that :D

The villian of this year was TMac, and he got more than just being banned, a nice jail visit also. So your going to have to do a nice amount of thinking that's for sure.[/QUOTE]

I also dont want to do anything illegal think of me as the Professor Chaos of CAG
 
[quote name='Blade']I finally reply first to one of these topics, and the OP isn't doing a "first-come, first serve" deal...

When I was relatively new sometime last year, I ended up in a 'fight' with JimmieMac. He tried to intimidate me over 'teh internets', and I made a fool out of him for a while until it became boring. I started using his same tactics against him, and everyone thought I was genuinely trying to 'win'. Jimmie called me a moron and declared himself 'winn0r', which was pretty ironic IMO since I was doing what he did ten minutes before. I got in trouble with punqsux because I 'lost' to him. :lol:

Other than that, I always conceal my unwarranted insults to other members by changing the text color to the background color.[/quote]

Who the fu(k are you? Every body wants to use my name to get famous. So be it. Just don't let this asshat win because he made up some story.

I got punqsux to quit being a mod. That should be worthy of winning right there, but you know what, I don't want your game.
 
[quote name='Renegade_Zero']Ledhed, Ugamer_X, Zewone, and Jimmiemac all hate me cuz I made a wager that if I lost a halo match, I would permanently remove myself from the site, a wager I have yet to make good on.

Also, I'm really annoying.[/QUOTE]

Corrected.

Also, pretty much anyone from this thread is a worthy candidate.
 
[quote name='Renegade_Zero']Ledhed, Ugamer_X, Zewone, and Jimmiemac all hate me cuz I lost a halo match.[/quote]

Look dickweed, you said if Zoo beat you, you'd leave. You lost but you don't leave.

And I hated you way before that, it's not "cuz you lost a halo match".
 
Man, I would love to win this game. But, I must say, that I get along pretty well with everyone here, especially the mods.

I mean, who wouldn't want to be friends with a 36 year old tech flunkie who moderates a message board all day and flirts with unsuspecting fat chicks over the internet?
 
At least Shrike is around a lot less, and so's that fat chick with the unibrow that makes Bert go "God damn that's some fucked up eyebrows you got there."
 
Speaking of mods, where the heck are they anyway? Besides seeing Led in this thread, most all of them have been more or less MIA, from what I've seen the last few weeks. I assume they're still floating around?
 
[quote name='Rig']What about all us good CAG that do not get into any trouble with the mods? ;)[/quote] Actually in a few more days I will be starting another contest with shipwreck and you will have a golden opportunity to win a free game. Good luck. Hopefully we all can learn from everyones mistakes and keep this place kick @ss.
 
[quote name='Rig']Speaking of mods, where the heck are they anyway? Besides seeing Led in this thread, most all of them have been more or less MIA, from what I've seen the last few weeks. I assume they're still floating around?[/quote]
Dunno. Don't care.

I think around the time I started posting here, StealthySeal jumped on my shit something severe for posting subsequently, rather than editing the first post to reflect the contents of what I wanted to say in the second. It wasn't that catastrophic, and when I found out the kid was in eighth grade, the reason his power tripping became much clearer.

Can't say I got into a fight with anyone else, but perhaps I tend to post when they're all at work, ringing up people at Sunoco.

I do know that CaseyRyback's the bee's knees, while Ledhed is kosher as well. I can't say much else about the other mods.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Who the fu(k are you? Every body wants to use my name to get famous. So be it. Just don't let this asshat win because he made up some story.

I got punqsux to quit being a mod. That should be worthy of winning right there, but you know what, I don't want your game.[/quote]

You don't remember how I mocked your pathetic "listen you douche your about as cool as the burning desire i have for my dad lolz" attempts at witty retort?

And here I thought you put me on your ignore list. :lol:
 
I accidentally posted 10+ duplicate responses on a thread - I said "I was sorry" :)
(might've been around the time the "45 second between posts" rule went into effect)
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Dunno. Don't care.

I think around the time I started posting here, StealthySeal jumped on my shit something severe for posting subsequently, rather than editing the first post to reflect the contents of what I wanted to say in the second. It wasn't that catastrophic, and when I found out the kid was in eighth grade, the reason his power tripping became much clearer.

Can't say I got into a fight with anyone else, but perhaps I tend to post when they're all at work, ringing up people at Sunoco.

I do know that CaseyRyback's the bee's knees, while Ledhed is kosher as well. I can't say much else about the other mods.[/quote]
LedHed's a Jew? z0mg he r0x :)
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Dunno. Don't care.

and when I found out the kid was in eighth grade, the reason his power tripping became much clearer.

[/QUOTE]


LMAO!!! i knew he was young but i think your exaggerating.. dont you remember his cag rap lol
 
I'd rather not get into the gory details but I haven't posted in a year or so because I was suspended for an April Fools joke I pulled back in 2004.*

The thread was deleted and no one likely remembers it, but lots and I mean LOTS of people ended up in trouble because of it.

You'd think people would realize that it was just another April Fools joke, but they didn't. I didn't expect things to get that far out of hand either, but after the mods cleaned things up, locked the thread, etc I had a nice email waiting in my inbox.

It seems they had to go through the logs to find out what caused everything cause one of the mods was too quick to lock it down without finding out who stirred up all the trouble in the first place.

No big deal, right?

Well, other than the fact that when they went through the logs, part of the database was wiped out, which caused about 6 months worth of posts to be deleted.

So, because of a simple image and a question I posted, all of this chaos happened. And here I had thought it'd be a great April Fools joke.

That's why my post count is so low, despite joining years ago. I'm just glad they didn't delete my account, only suspended it.



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* Events may have been exaagerated for contest purposes. All events may or may not be true, and/or have occured on this message board. Caveat Emptor and what not. I never had a chance to play Conker before, but my wife says it's a great game and I'd like to give it a shot. Have mercy or I may end up getting banned for real.
 
[quote name='ZForce915']JimmieMac got really pissed at me when I boinked his mom. Or at least he will be when he finds out.[/QUOTE]

yeah, I think I picked up a preplayed copy of "JimmiMac's Mom" over at gamestop, then I returned it as a "non-working" item becuase all "JimmiMac's Mom" did was sit there while I fucked the shit out of it. Maybe the next person that picks it up wont be disappointed with this preplayed product.
 
[quote name='Renegade_Zero']Ledhed, Ugamer_X, Zewone, and Jimmiemac all hate me cuz I lost a halo match.[/QUOTE]

I hate you too.
 
By the response to this thread, I'm starting to imagine the remaining CAG members as Puritan pansies who wait until their parents are out churning butter before trying on women's underwear.

I want to see some more awesome stories about how people got in trouble. No fake shit.
 
[quote name='dmes65']I received an extra copy of Conker Live & Reloaded with a purchase of a xbox the other day and I dont need it. So I though I will ship it(for free) to the best story on how you got in trouble with a moderater on this site. This is meant to be fun and not to get anyone in trouble. I will ask all of the moderators to pick the winner if they dont mind.[/quote]
I have that same pic I think... is it the one with the asian and it has link to the past in the SNES? I was gonig to use that as my sig on here too... damn, that sucks that now I cant.
 
they got mad when i posted pics of me picking out the corn from some hot girls shit. i don't know what the big deal was?
 
[quote name='sonicfreak5']so this is how u start flame wars![/QUOTE]
No I was hoping this is how new people stay out of trouble on this site. It really sucks to be a neewbie on cag. You get ripped apart. I thought buy posting what you done to get in trouble others can learn and not repeat the past. Silly me.
 
I think we should keep this open just to see veryone bitch at eachother. I've been laughing my ass off for the past five minutes.
 
[quote name='Renegade_Zero']Ledhed, Ugamer_X, Zewone, and Jimmiemac all hate me cuz I lost a halo match.[/QUOTE]
I hate you because you're a fag, not because I beat you in Halo. You shouldn't even be here fag.
 
All right so here’s the scoop, this may seem complex, outrageous, and utterly ridiculous, but it so totally did happen in R.L. in an online lobby of Halo 2 (picture proof below):

A few months ago I posted on the boards about a deal I had just found at Best Buy. Apparently, moderator Trakan read my post and decided to hastily get in on the deal as well. The deal would only work if the sale price totaled to a minimum of $10, which was unbeknownst to Trakan at the time. As a result, Trakan’s trip was wasted due to the fact of not knowing of the $10 minimum. At this news Trakan was highly agitated due to the fact that he was on a trip to Texas to see his apparently attractive “girlfriend” and had to go out of his way to find a means of transportation. All the while moderator Ledhed had sneakily walked to his local Best Buy, in his hometown of Arlington, and picked up on the exact same deal that Trakan was not able to buy minutes prior.

How does this connect back to me you ask? Well, Trakan, Cheapy D, and myself were all playing Halo 2 on Xbox Live when I began to brag about my awesome finds earlier in the day. Cheapy D went on to writing up a front-page post on the subject about the $10 minimum. Trakan on the other hand, remained eerily silent throughout all of the discussion and just wanted to “get on with the game.” Midway through the following Halo 2 match, there came a message from Ledhed asking for an invite into our game. Seeing as how we had four people already, we really did not want to invite him in. Regardless, Trakan let Ledhed slip in.

Humorously Ledhed told us of his tale of arriving at Best Buy late due to his car being stolen, only to find out that it was at his house whenever he walked back home. Upon hearing this, an argument broke out between Trakan and Ledhed. From what I was able to hear over the headset, Ledhed had found blood on his car when he arrived home, which led him to wonder what could have happened. Apparently Ledhed did not have time to examine his car for long due to the fact that his JakeT was not where he had left it in the sandbox before leaving for Best Buy.

Well, to spare the masses of the obscene details, Ledhed was apparently “a fag” and had Trakan down for the weekend to hang out along with moderator JakeT (as was later discovered Renegade Zero was also in town to play the “catcher” in Mario Superstar Baseball later on that night). While this was happening Zewone hopped online and found his way into the lobby, only to be taken aback at the unfolding events. Thinking the story was quite hilarious; Zewone then invited Jimmie Mac into the room to make fun of this apparent pirate/man/love fest (hence the sandbox refrence above). There was much commotion but apparently due to the overwhelming homosexuality of America, Cheapy D decided to move to a more heterosexual Japan, Zewone removed the now labeled “Ledfag” from his friends list, Trakan went home to only moderate CAG and stopped gaming altogether, JakeT was run over and killed by Trakan in his haste to get a good deal, Renegade Zero was never found, and Jimmie Mac decided that we were all gay and understandably hosted a video of which I made of these events of a Best Buy deal turned bad on youtube.com.




 
WTF!?!?!?! FREE CONKER?? I WANT IT TO THE MAX!!!

Although I haven't gotten into trouble with the mods since I am a good little boy...I think a reward is in order :D
 
[quote name='zewone']What happened to my, Jim's and ryan's post?[/QUOTE]


Are you serrrrrious? If I don't pull off that Conker you're gone from the site. Z knows people...
 
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