From the South? Suck on This

David85

David85

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My boyfriend sent me this, funny shit.... :)

fuck the South. fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.

And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?

Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?

No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. fuck off.

Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.

All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it's a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

The next dickwad who says, "It's your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That's right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It's too easy, asshole, they're blue states. It's not your money, assholes, it's fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.

Let's talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It's fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that's right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that's just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.


But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.

Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.

And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. fuck off.
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There were quotes in the sentences, but I don't think they will work here.
 
Not bitter, funny.

I couldn't think of what to title this, so I figured this would get some attension by the same. Plus the "Suck on this" part can mean other things that they hate. :)
 
Your boyfriend should look at the election results by county map and try to figure out why most all of his neighbors bleed red and not blue.
 
[quote name='bmulligan']Your boyfriend should look at the election results by county map and try to figure out why most all of his neighbors bleed red and not blue.[/quote]

You should take a look at the popular vote and realize that only 3% more people bleed red rather than blue.
 
[quote name='bmulligan']Your boyfriend should look at the election results by county map and try to figure out why most all of his neighbors bleed red and not blue.[/quote]

Then again you could ask why areas that are centers for higher learning, such as boston, and areas that are multicultural (allowing people to see outside the plastic bubble that is america), such as san francisco, bleed blue.
 
This rant lost all credibility in the first paragraph. The War Between the States was about much more than slavery. There was also the issue of states' rights among others. I'm not prepared to get into a long discussion at this time but if someone thinks that slavery was the sole reason for the entire war than that person is severely misinformed.
 
[quote name='Zing']In case anyone was curious about the source:
http://www.fuckthesouth.com/

The original text includes links to sources of the facts stated.[/quote]

Actually there are hardly any correct historical facts in that rant. Same goes for the website whcih loosely supports those statements at best,
 
[quote name='evilmax17'][quote name='bmulligan']Your boyfriend should look at the election results by county map and try to figure out why most all of his neighbors bleed red and not blue.[/quote]

You should take a look at the popular vote and realize that only 3% more people bleed red rather than blue.[/quote]


That you.

If there is two people in a Wyoming country that voted for Bush and that county would go to Bush. Going County to county is a joke.

The rant is more reliable than the shit that PAD post like from the Christain Science Center, I mean come oh, Chrisatain and science. They are probably still testing out to see how fire works.
 
This is funny too....

Moreno recalled how, after graduating from Georgia public schools, he headed north to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (news - web sites), only to find that people were less than kind about his educational roots.

"They felt Southerners were not only less well educated, but less intelligent," Moreno said.

And guess what?! They are?! There is proof to that fact and the fact that GA is trying to say evolusion is wrong and creation is right doesn't help that either.
 
Almost 40% of the eligible voters didn't care enough to vote one way or the other.
To say things like "F the south". and "we did this, you didn't" etc, is just about the same as saying 'F the blacks, we [whites] did this" or "F the Jews, we [Christians] did this." That is, stereotyping, ethnocentrism, and hypocrisy. From the alleged party of tolerance and inclusion. Not that that's any surprise.
So "F* everyone who didn't agree with us, F* everyone from the South, F* everyone allegedly with an IQ lower than 120" are 'family values'? That's exactly what the Klan and Hitler thought.
Agree or disagree, vent your opinions, but this shit makes someone sound like a stereotyping, hypocritical, ethnocentric asshole.
 
[quote name='David85']This is funny too....

Moreno recalled how, after graduating from Georgia public schools, he headed north to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (news - web sites), only to find that people were less than kind about his educational roots.

"They felt Southerners were not only less well educated, but less intelligent," Moreno said.

And guess what?! They are?! There is proof to that fact and the fact that GA is trying to say evolusion is wrong and creation is right doesn't help that either.[/quote]

His education is bad... but he got into MIT. Either MIT has lowered the standards alot or his education was alot better than you're implying (it was). If he can get into MIT in a public school in Georgia.... *moves to Georgia*
 
One reason I am glad to be out of CT / New England, is that the people are so much nicer out here in WI. CT is full of snobs.
 
[quote name='David85']Cause we shaq-fuing founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the shaq-fuing sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were shaq-fuing blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the shaq-fuing monuments are up here in our backyard?[/quote]

Baloney. You think none of the Founding Fathers were from the South? I'm from Virginia. You forget about people like Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, James Madison? I could on and on of course if you know American history.
 
I think Nick is on to something. People ARE nicer in Wisconsin. In fact, people are nicer in the cold northern regions. In fact, Canadians are FARmore nice than americans in general. Maybe it's because of the metric system.
 
[quote name='bmulligan']I think Nick is on to something. People ARE nicer in Wisconsin. In fact, people are nicer in the cold northern regions. In fact, Canadians are FARmore nice than americans in general. Maybe it's because of the metric system.[/quote]

I remember being in new orleans and this guy (who lived in boston for a year) kept telling me how much nicer everyone was and how he wanted to move back to boston. I personally don't consider boston people very nice (though not rude either), but whatever.
 
Donating money makes you nice now?

The "study" is not right for the simple fact that it cost more to live in the north.

I have no money to donate, minium wage is $6.75, but a movie cost $9.75.

A friend of mine lived in TN and the minium wage was $5.25, but it only cost $4.50 to go to a movie.

They can see a movie for an hour of work and have some left over, I can not.

So because I don't have money to donate that makes me a "meanie"?
 
[quote name='Crusader']How do you judge that people are nicer?

People from the South donate more to charity that people from the North.

http://www.catalogueforphilanthropy.org/cfp/db/generosity.php?year=2004[/quote]

I heard that, but I wondered what kind of charity. I would consider it much nicer or beneficial to donate to a group like unicef than to a local church or pro life group. Granted, my political opinions play a large role in that, but still, I don't see donating to local religious or political groups as being as "nice" (honestly I don't even see that as real charity) as to international charities which help the truly poor or attempt to bring about real change (such as improving the environment).
 
[quote name='David85']Donating money makes you nice now?

The "study" is not right for the simple fact that it cost more to live in the north.

I have no money to donate, minium wage is $6.75, but a movie cost $9.75.

A friend of mine lived in TN and the minium wage was $5.25, but it only cost $4.50 to go to a movie.

They can see a movie for an hour of work and have some left over, I can not.

So because I don't have money to donate that makes me a "meanie"?[/quote]

Or you could look at more important things than movie tickets, such as cost of housing. A relative of mine owns a house outside of chicago, about equal to the one my parents have, only thing is his was only worth about 150k and my parents near boston was worth about 350k. We also have a farmhouse in vermont (not used as a farm though), it's about 1.5 times the size of the house near boston and only worth about 125- 150k (and it has about 10 times the land as well). The cost of living makes up the difference in salary, at least when talking about the average family.
 
[quote name='Crusader']How do you judge that people are nicer?

People from the South donate more to charity that people from the North.

http://www.catalogueforphilanthropy.org/cfp/db/generosity.php?year=2004[/quote]

I don't think it's very hard to judge how nice people are. If people are helpful, pleasant and polite then they're nice. If I ask them for the time and they laugh in my face then they're rude. I can't believe you've never been in a situation where you judged someone as nice or not.
 
[quote name='alonzomourning23'][quote name='David85']Donating money makes you nice now?

The "study" is not right for the simple fact that it cost more to live in the north.

I have no money to donate, minium wage is $6.75, but a movie cost $9.75.

A friend of mine lived in TN and the minium wage was $5.25, but it only cost $4.50 to go to a movie.

They can see a movie for an hour of work and have some left over, I can not.

So because I don't have money to donate that makes me a "meanie"?[/quote]

Or you could look at more important things than movie tickets, such as cost of housing. A relative of mine owns a house outside of chicago, about equal to the one my parents have, only thing is his was only worth about 150k and my parents near boston was worth about 350k. We also have a farmhouse in vermont (not used as a farm though), it's about 1.5 times the size of the house near boston and only worth about 125- 150k (and it has about 10 times the land as well). The cost of living makes up the difference in salary, at least when talking about the average family.[/quote]


Or you could do more important things and not triple post.

I was using the movie cost as an example considering I don't know how much housing is in the south.
 
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