Fruit Flies!

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how the hell do you get rid of them?

it started off with about 5 or so flying around the bananas. i figured getting rid of the bananas would solve this problem, wrong. the flies somehow stayed alive and reproduced (at least, i think they do) like crazy. now, more than a week later, i have about 30 of em flying around. i manage to kill about 25 or so everytime also, but they keep coming back, day after day.

so does anyone have a good, sure shot way of getting rid of these things?
 
I had that EXACT same problem a few months ago -- they were full grown, flying around, and swarming all over the windows.

To tell you the truth, I killed them all. I couldn't afford a terminator, so that was the only way I could.
 
[quote name='godhatesjustyou']so, it comes down to this, i must kill every last fruit fly in my entire house..[/quote]

using a shotgun perhaps?
 
I killed all flys by going to local Kmart and getting yellow jacket & flying insect trap. This is live trap that works
 
I think puttin a small plate of beer out will do the trick, they will drink and drown, I have heard that works with regular flies, cant hurt
 
Marry their women and learn their customs. Thusly man and fly will coexist.

Sorry I couldn't be of more help :oops: But when I have this problem they tend to go away after a while once I remove the food source.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Marry their women and learn their customs. Thusly man and fly will coexist.

Sorry I couldn't be of more help :oops: But when I have this problem they tend to go away after a while once I remove the food source.[/quote]

You had to be the one to bring up beastiality, didn't you dc? :twisted: :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='dcfox']Marry their women and learn their customs. Thusly man and fly will coexist.

Sorry I couldn't be of more help :oops: But when I have this problem they tend to go away after a while once I remove the food source.[/quote]

You had to be the one to bring up beastiality, didn't you dc? :twisted: :lol:[/quote]

I think insectiality is a new one for me. :lol:
 
[quote name='dcfox']Marry their women and learn their customs. Thusly man and fly will coexist.

Sorry I couldn't be of more help :oops: But when I have this problem they tend to go away after a while once I remove the food source.[/quote]

A teleportation accident would be much quicker.
 
[quote name='epobirs'][quote name='dcfox']Marry their women and learn their customs. Thusly man and fly will coexist.

Sorry I couldn't be of more help :oops: But when I have this problem they tend to go away after a while once I remove the food source.[/quote]

A teleportation accident would be much quicker.[/quote]

Indeed :!:
And look for a robot thats programmed to feel pain.
 
Lol from the title, I would have guessed this was a question about a general genetics laboratory. I think they all deal with fruit fly mutations.
 
[quote name='dcfox'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='dcfox']Marry their women and learn their customs. Thusly man and fly will coexist.

Sorry I couldn't be of more help :oops: But when I have this problem they tend to go away after a while once I remove the food source.[/quote]

You had to be the one to bring up beastiality, didn't you dc? :twisted: :lol:[/quote]

I think insectiality is a new one for me. :lol:[/quote]

Well we all know you like to branch out :lol:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='dcfox'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='dcfox']Marry their women and learn their customs. Thusly man and fly will coexist.

Sorry I couldn't be of more help :oops: But when I have this problem they tend to go away after a while once I remove the food source.[/quote]

You had to be the one to bring up beastiality, didn't you dc? :twisted: :lol:[/quote]

I think insectiality is a new one for me. :lol:[/quote]

Well we all know you like to branch out :lol:[/quote]

Oh no, not the trees too! :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='dcfox'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='dcfox']Marry their women and learn their customs. Thusly man and fly will coexist.

Sorry I couldn't be of more help :oops: But when I have this problem they tend to go away after a while once I remove the food source.[/quote]

You had to be the one to bring up beastiality, didn't you dc? :twisted: :lol:[/quote]

I think insectiality is a new one for me. :lol:[/quote]

Well we all know you like to branch out :lol:[/quote]

Oh no, not the trees too! :lol:[/quote]

After getting such good results with Pinnochio, old Geppetto tried to produce a wife for himself. As he carved away he sang, "Wooden tit be lovely..."
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='dcfox'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='dcfox']Marry their women and learn their customs. Thusly man and fly will coexist.

Sorry I couldn't be of more help :oops: But when I have this problem they tend to go away after a while once I remove the food source.[/quote]

You had to be the one to bring up beastiality, didn't you dc? :twisted: :lol:[/quote]

I think insectiality is a new one for me. :lol:[/quote]

Well we all know you like to branch out :lol:[/quote]

Oh no, not the trees too! :lol:[/quote]

why its only natural

besides its not like tree porn doesn't already exist.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='dcfox'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='dcfox']Marry their women and learn their customs. Thusly man and fly will coexist.

Sorry I couldn't be of more help :oops: But when I have this problem they tend to go away after a while once I remove the food source.[/quote]

You had to be the one to bring up beastiality, didn't you dc? :twisted: :lol:[/quote]

I think insectiality is a new one for me. :lol:[/quote]

Well we all know you like to branch out :lol:[/quote]

Oh no, not the trees too! :lol:[/quote]

why its only natural

besides its not like tree porn doesn't already exist.[/quote]

:shock: ! I almost can't believe that...Ever see Evil Dead? It was either the first or second movie. I never saw the whole thing, but I have heard of a certain scene...
 
What's the point of having an official Halo 2 thread? In the last half hour I've seen 5 different Halo 2 threads on the front page.
 
[quote name='dcfox']What's the point of having an official Halo 2 thread? In the last half hour I've seen 5 different Halo 2 threads on the front page.[/quote]

the bigger question is how your fly and tree lady-friends are doin' :wink:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='dcfox']What's the point of having an official Halo 2 thread? In the last half hour I've seen 5 different Halo 2 threads on the front page.[/quote]

the bigger question is how your fly and tree lady-friends are doin' :wink:[/quote]

I did not have sexual relations with that tree.
 
[quote name='dcfox'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='dcfox']What's the point of having an official Halo 2 thread? In the last half hour I've seen 5 different Halo 2 threads on the front page.[/quote]

the bigger question is how your fly and tree lady-friends are doin' :wink:[/quote]

I did not have sexual relations with that tree.[/quote]

well how about that other one back behind her, she seems more your type anyhow.
 
[quote name='dcfox'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='dcfox']What's the point of having an official Halo 2 thread? In the last half hour I've seen 5 different Halo 2 threads on the front page.[/quote]

the bigger question is how your fly and tree lady-friends are doin' :wink:[/quote]

I did not have sexual relations with that tree.[/quote]

Then why was there so much ahem forensic evidence containing you DNA found in that knothole? Don't try to tell me you were sampling the sap for syrup.
 
tree_hole1.jpg
 
Very nice sblymnlcrymnl, I don't know how you find all these pics, anyhow manofpeace is being a bitch again in about 3 other threads so if your bored there is a lot of pointless trash talking to read.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Very nice sblymnlcrymnl, I don't know how you find all these pics, anyhow manofpeace is being a bitch again in about 3 other threads so if your bored there is a lot of pointless trash talking to read.[/quote]

Eh, actually I think I'd rather stay out of that tonight. Might even sleep soon.

And holy hell have you posted alot this month. I think you're going to double my posts very soon.
 
[quote name='godhatesjustyou']how the hell do you get rid of them?

it started off with about 5 or so flying around the bananas. i figured getting rid of the bananas would solve this problem, wrong. the flies somehow stayed alive and reproduced (at least, i think they do) like crazy. now, more than a week later, i have about 30 of em flying around. i manage to kill about 25 or so everytime also, but they keep coming back, day after day.

so does anyone have a good, sure shot way of getting rid of these things?[/quote]

These little bastards were everywhere at my old job. The managers had to buy some device and it lures them all in and kills them all. That ended the fruit fly problem.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='zionoverfire']Very nice sblymnlcrymnl, I don't know how you find all these pics, anyhow manofpeace is being a bitch again in about 3 other threads so if your bored there is a lot of pointless trash talking to read.[/quote]

Eh, actually I think I'd rather stay out of that tonight. Might even sleep soon.

And holy hell have you posted alot this month. I think you're going to double my posts very soon.[/quote]

not with the great OTT smash comming soon, plenty of my posts are in that thing.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']
tree_hole1.jpg
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:shock: Are you trying to get this thread lock'd? Remember what Casey said about posting porn. I insist you replace your picture with this censored out picture immediately.

tree_hole.jpg
 
[quote name='epobirs']Perfect. Speak of the Devil and he shall appear.[/quote]

do you mean dcfox or joke boy? :D

and dc you've really out done yourself with that edited tree pic. :rofl:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='epobirs']Perfect. Speak of the Devil and he shall appear.[/quote]

do you mean dcfox or joke boy? :D

and dc you've really out done yourself with that edited tree pic. :rofl:[/quote]

Note the timing. He had to be writing that post before he knew he was being discussed.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']Ah well, epobirs. What can you do? He is like a disease, a cancer on this site.

(notice teh Matrix reference and win a cookie!)[/quote]

Am I not allowed to discuss a fruit fly solution like asked by the topic creator?
 
Right. I'm a bitch. OK. Good comeback. I really hurt down inside. Come back with something better, next time.

And then no you can't. HAHA what goes around comes around, you fucking butt nugget.
 
Look dude. I'm done with you. Leave me alone, and I will leave you alone, OK? So what if I called myself that. I was saying I'm lazy, not fat. But anyway, I'm done arguing with you.
 
[quote name='manofpeace20']Ok Eric Cartman. For those that don't know, he compares himself to the "real life" Eric Cartman. Need I say more?[/quote]

seriously its now getting old, you two have now spammed up our tree pron thread :evil:
 
Why the hell is anyone even posting on the forum now? Isn't everyone playing their fingers off on Xbox live right now w/ Halo2? I would be but I've got work to do :whistle2:(
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Why the hell is anyone even posting on the forum now? Isn't everyone playing their fingers off on Xbox live right now w/ Halo2? I would be but I've got work to do :whistle2:([/quote]

yeah sucks that you can't play anything for another few days :cry:
 
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