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All right, after thoroughly enjoying the "Do You Pee in the Shower?" and "How Many Times a Day Do You Poop?" threads, it inspired me to take it one step further and make this thread. The great male secret was universally let out of the bag on a recent episode of How I Met Your Mother, when it was declared that time on the toilet is time you don't get back, so why not make it productive?
I've come across several people in my 26 years on this planet who admit to doing some really great things while taking care of business. And this goes far beyond merely reading a magazine... One of the funniest ones I've personally encountered was in college, when I walked into my hall bathroom to the sound of a guy talking to his girlfriend on his cell phone. The best part was as he heard the door open, he kinda stuttered, stopped, and then meekly said "Hello??? Don't mind me. I'm just talking to my girlfriend on the phone...and taking a crap." Some might consider this moderately normal in the privacy of your own home...but in a public bathroom? PRICELESS!!!
Other than that, I know a guy who while learning guitar, would take his guitar into the bathroom with him to get in a little extra practice. Talk about dedication to your craft! Me, personally, I like to use the time to catch up on any DS games that I've been meaning to play. So, what's the best thing you guys do (or know someone who does) to keep your time on the crapper from wasting your life away? After all, you only live once!
I've come across several people in my 26 years on this planet who admit to doing some really great things while taking care of business. And this goes far beyond merely reading a magazine... One of the funniest ones I've personally encountered was in college, when I walked into my hall bathroom to the sound of a guy talking to his girlfriend on his cell phone. The best part was as he heard the door open, he kinda stuttered, stopped, and then meekly said "Hello??? Don't mind me. I'm just talking to my girlfriend on the phone...and taking a crap." Some might consider this moderately normal in the privacy of your own home...but in a public bathroom? PRICELESS!!!
Other than that, I know a guy who while learning guitar, would take his guitar into the bathroom with him to get in a little extra practice. Talk about dedication to your craft! Me, personally, I like to use the time to catch up on any DS games that I've been meaning to play. So, what's the best thing you guys do (or know someone who does) to keep your time on the crapper from wasting your life away? After all, you only live once!