Fun Things You Do While Going Number Two

[quote name='xycury']my god, how long are you guys on the pot for.......
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I like to enjoy myself when taking care of this business. The only problem is that I usually lose track of time and my legs fall asleep. Takes a good 2 or 3 minutes to get the blood flow back to where I can walk out of the bathroom without falling.

The beauty of being on the throne is that nobody can bother you (usually). You are completely alone and can just relax for a moment. I rank it up there with finally laying down for the night or taking a nice long hot shower.
 
things i do while crapping
-read men's health or maxim (if no reading material is available, i'll pick up ANYTHING and read labels and whatnot)
-go shopping on amazon on my laptop
-visit CAG
- call ppl on the phone, at least the ones who dont mind the crap convo
 
[quote name='Dokstarr']I like to enjoy myself when taking care of this business. The only problem is that I usually lose track of time and my legs fall asleep. Takes a good 2 or 3 minutes to get the blood flow back to where I can walk out of the bathroom without falling.

The beauty of being on the throne is that nobody can bother you (usually). You are completely alone and can just relax for a moment. I rank it up there with finally laying down for the night or taking a nice long hot shower.[/quote]

I think you may be my heterosexual soul mate. No greater places than the bathroom or the bed. :grouphug:
 
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