Funny Rant From a Guy Selling a Pen on Ebay

almost the funniest part.....
[quote name='AngryEbaySeller']
who I will call "Laura", because that was her name[/quote]
 
someone has a problem if he can go from selling a pen to telling us his relationship history.Anyways good find and funny as hell
 
"One of the coolest things about the whole divorce was I knew my attorney, because he was my neighbor's brother. He was also a big cigar smoker. When it came time to belly-up, I paid him with a cheap cigar humedor that I bought at a trade show for almost nothing. Forget those Divorce-in-a-Box deals, this was way cheaper."


A fellow cheapass this one is.
 
You know, I remember a man selling a wedding dress using the same method...

Auctions like this are always priceless. I saw this a week ago, but I still laugh when I read the part about burning down the microwave. :)
 
there were probably some guys on another forum who caught this auction as it was running, and were the ones actually competing to get the divorce pen
 
i heard about a girl from the real world auctioning off a date with herself on ebay thats funny shit but cant find it anyone know more
 
Classic. priceless. It made me laugh so hard I started tearing up. THis guy's using Ebay as his personal blog. Great!! I love all the additions he made at the end, what those have to do with him selling a pen I don't know. I love all the times he keeps calling it a piece of crap. Why would anyone want to bid on something that they were told was a piece of crap?
 
that looks fishy to me, look at the bigger pic t the bottom, it has a camera in the bottom right corner like from those sites that dont want you to steal their pics. i dont htink he had a pen.
 
[quote name='Renegade_Zero']that looks fishy to me, look at the bigger pic t the bottom, it has a camera in the bottom right corner like from those sites that dont want you to steal their pics. i dont htink he had a pen.[/quote]

LOL, that doesn't mean it's taken from another site, that's the eBay Pic logo. It's placed on every pic thats uploaded onto eBay. Look, he's now selling a bag of his ex's gas that's already at $22.50! As well as a jar of his ex's gunk (fat from her liposuction). God this guy is whacked. The funny part about the jar of gunk is the pic of it next to the hot dog chili and the collard greens!

Bag of Gas

Jar of Gunk
 
Okay, if it was just the pen, I could believe that this all happened. But this guy is clearly just trying to get money by posting funny stuff. It's funny, but not worth the crap he's selling...
 
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