Garage jumping...

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It helps the process of Natural Selection IMO.

Lawyer speak for, "My client is a dumbass".

"There was a very, very short length of fence that was completely ineffective in preventing this from happening," D'Assaro said.
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Parent speak for "My kid is a dumbass".

The family says that's not good enough and that both garages need to take responsibility before a garage jumper loses his life.
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Maybe they can blame Newton for gravity.
 
These garage jumpers are definitely dumbasses.

On a side note, I wouldn't be surprised if some nutjob tried to blame this on video games. :roll:
 
[quote name='DigitalSpace']
On a side note, I wouldn't be surprised if some nutjob tried to blame this on video games. :roll:[/quote]

Here would be the quote, "I did it in Grand Theft Auto and lived, I thought it would work in real life."
 
This is encompassed in my life philosophy: It's not my fault you're a moron.

Isn't there that old addage... something about other kids and jumping off a bridge and whether or not you'd do it...
 
[quote name='beerguy961']
Isn't there that old addage... something about other kids and jumping off a bridge and whether or not you'd do it...[/quote]
"just because your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?"

I'm gonna sue the world for making me go outside, they need to provide me with a padded room.
 
That's absolutely ridiculous that he is going to sue for his own stupidity. I hate that. I say we all go to his house and break our legs falling out of the tree in his front yard and then sue.
 
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