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In my sophmore year my school got rid of all of the regular desktop Dells in favor of these shitty computers where the towers are like...tiny little external-hard-drive looking things. I don't know anything about computers, but these things are superfuckslow and terrible. We also have terrible server shit run by an incompetent old man who sits in his office and views what we're browsing, looking for sites to block. We had Google Images blocked for three years because kids would look up naked ladies. There was a great patch of time where half of any computer assignments were rendered null and void because the educational websites used for them had been blocked without the teacher knowing.

This year (senior year) we finally got some desktops again.

Five of them.

We have three computer labs.
 
My high school and former middle school are in the same building: the downstairs floor is the middle school/nurse's office/guidance office, and the upstairs is the high school, so all of us kids in middle school knew what to look forward to when we got up there.

When I was in eighth grade, the high school had soda machines, a salad bar in the cafeteria, students could leave their study halls whenever to go wherever, you could bring drinks and food to class, have mp3 players and cell phones (in study halls), have lunch outside, and various other exciting luxuries unavailable to middle schoolers.

Four years later we have none of those things, for these respective reasons: too unhealthy, kids were spitting in it, death/bomb threat induced lockdowns increasing security, students bringing alcohol in non-alcoholic bottles, learning distractions and students sending naked pictures around, and students leaving the premises/smoking.

Basically, every cool thing has been systematically removed each year. A couple years ago we opened a "school store", which sold stuff like chips and candy bars, to raise money for the yearbook. We have to shut it down next week because everything we sell has too much sugar/too many calories, including the likes of NutriGrain Bars. We (yearbook staff) were told we had to close it down with a week's notice. The teacher who runs the yearbook staff buys the food from Sam's Club, i.e. in bulk. So now we have A) our second-biggest source of Yearbook revenue gone, B) tons of unsold food we won't be able to make a profit or even break even on, and C) the yearbook, already in superduper debt, even more so.

Our Principles of Democracy/Government text books are quite out of date, to the point that the teacher has to supply us with answers to at least a couple questions per chapter because the answers in the textbook have been rendered incorrect. Also, tons of classes don't have enough text books/novels (in english class) for all of the students).

Pretty much everything academic revolves around 1) State Standardized tests (the Pennsylvania State Assessment Tests, in which our scores have declined every year despite increased focus on it) and 2) an incredibly inane system of "Goals and Portfolios". The explanation for the latter: years ago, the superintendent latched on to this system, where every class has certain "goals" that need to be completed for a student to pass. For example, a goal for an English class might be "Student must present an oral presentation on a classic novel." These "goals" are then put into portfolios which follow you throughout your entire school career, the idea being that colleges would look at these portfolios and use them to help determine acceptance. He was convinced it would catch on with most schools in the country and wanted to get our school in the door early. The problems with this system being: A) It never caught on. Ever. and B) The individual "goals" have not changed in decades, despite teacher and curriculum changes, meaning that most of them have no place in the lesson plan and teachers just hand them out and give the students the answers so they everyone gets them completed and they're out of the way.

Also, the faculty is made up of 1) Young teachers who openly despise the administration and the sorry state of the school and B) teachers on the verge of retiring who have stopped giving a fuck.

Also, roughly a quarter of my senior class had dropped out over the last two years. We don't even fill one bleacher in the gym for pep assemblies/the like.

I really dislike my high school.
 
[quote name='Mr. Beef']I remember when Napster was the reason you had to get an internet connection. :oldman:[/QUOTE]
Hell yeah, that shit was awesome. I still remember being blown away by being able to burn a CD. Expensive ass CD-Rs and 1x burning FTL. :oldman:
[quote name='Mr. Beef']Damn, you've got the shittiest school.[/QUOTE]

Seconded. Especially after reading this ^^^.
 
A less depressing my-school anecdote: one of my best friends has a twenty-something older sister who has been substitue teaching at our school for the past few years. Or at least, she was. Until she had an affair with a student last year. It didn't end well.

Said student had already been a father for a year btw, so good choice.

HOLY SHIT, my other post is huge.
 
Well, to be fair, none of the kids in my senior year gave a rat's ass about rallies, and it was pretty fuckin' hilarious watching someone trying to get us up and cheer, only to fail miserably.

Dude, you need to get your ass out of that school as early as you fuckin' can. Sounds like the worst shithole I've ever heard of. No offense...I guess?
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Hell yeah, that shit was awesome. I still remember being blown away by being able to burn a CD. Expensive ass CD-Rs and 1x burning FTL. :oldman:[/quote]
I remember hearing that Fred Durst thought Napster was hot shit. At the time, I thought it was pretty cool, especially after Metallica started bitching about Napster. That actually led to me being into Limp Bizkit for a while. fuckers tricked me into liking their music.
 
No, it's a boner. Like I said, I'm a senior, so I'll be done with this place come May.

As a consolation though, the actual student body is really cool. There's not really any of that typical high school clique bullshit (the only real cliques are "normal kids" and "social retards") and because we have small classes (my class is, what, around sixty kids?) there is a really tight bond between everyone, considering we've all pretty much grown up together.
 
morpheus was better..nothing like trying to download the latest disney movie and end up getting porn or some snuff video of a german soldier getting his throat cut and u could hear him gurgle on his own blood.... after 10 years it still haunts me
 
I love the porn names on Limewire.

*searches "Human"*

HUMAN GIRL HAS SHAKING ORGASM

Oh, okay...

*searches "Don't Stop Believin'*

DON'T STOP BELIEVIEN GIRL HAS HAS SHAKING ORGASM

WTF? Alright...

*searches "Power Rangers Theme"*

POWER RANGERS THEME HAS SHAKING ORGASM

What is this shit!
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']I had an A- average in high school. I'd slack a bit, get some B's, then bring them back up. The best thing was that I took 2 years of typing, and I'd get done quickly and do my other homework and surf the internet.

On that note, the internet was vastly different back in 1995. It's crazy how much it's evolved since then. Surfing on the school's 486s with 256 color displays on Win 3.1 sucked ass.[/QUOTE]


hehe, same here. We actually had "explore the internet" time in computer class, just 'cause it was so new and high tech. I'd download shareware games that would blast annoying midi music or something on the PC's chipboard and get me in trouble.



and my fucking Rock Band drums are busted. Yay, get to deal with Best Buy douches tomorrow.
 
I remember one of my friends had some computer class, and one of the assignments was to make a web page. Some kid got the highest grade simply because he put a search engine in his page.
 
I'm in a Web Page class right now. I've gotten A+'s on the following projects.

Assignment: Create a website focusing on the accomplishments of a celebrity or historical figure.

I chose: The Hamburglar.

Assignment: Create a vacation/travel site with information pertaining to a popular vacation site.

I chose: Mars. The red planet.

Assignment: Create a web page detailing your future plans.

I wrote: the plot to Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Another anecdote: Those portfolios? You know the plastic lids those portfolio boxes have? Freshman year one guy smashed one on another guy's head. He went to the emergency room with two big jagged plastic chunks sticking out of his head.
 
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:lol: I win. Or lose.

I was home schooled.

note though I still went to high school for random classes and to socialize.

home schoolers are notably weird.

public school is the biggest joke ever IMHO with it being the largest waste of time I've ever come across. I've gotten more done a home in 3 days than public schools would in 2 weeks.
 
We had one class that was programming in BASIC and another that was essentially spreadsheet class. Yeah, it was pretty high tech.

I drew a castle in BASIC. Yep, I'm a pimp. :cool:

I took 3 years of Spanish and I barely know anything. Hola, como estas? Bueno, Y tu? Que bueno! Donde esta el bano?
 
I took three years of French, then in my senior year, when were planning to go on some crazy french-speaking adventure field trip, the french teacher left for a better school and they couldn't get a new one.

Boner!

Also our school is notable for the terrible senior trips. Two years ago they went two towns over to see Shrek III.
 
my high school had no senior trip.

my field house burned down, and almost burnt down my high school.

They charged 10 dollars to get into football games, and I always snuck in.

I hated school.

In computer class we watched Happy Gilmore, my teacher took naps, and I Stole little debbie cakes.
 
Shrek 3 sucked. Shrek 2 all the way.

I got suspended on my last day of middle school. I talked to the assistant principal a week before our 8th grade trip to Great America, wondering if there were any detentions, or anything else I should know of that would prevent me from going on the trip. She says, no, I go and have fun.

Last day of school, she calls me into the office, and tells me that I was on academic probation, and wasn't allowed to go on the trip, and she suspends me on the spot. I blow up and start cussing at her and yelling at her, but she wouldn't have it, and I get sent home. I still graduated, but I wasn't allowed into the school.

My mom was even more furious than I was, but I explained everything to her, and she somehow became even angrier, and threatened the principal over the phone, but she never got an answer. :lol:
 
Jesus_H_Christ! Our senior trip was to Greece. My sister is going to the UK. Even my fricking middle school had trips to Niagara Falls and Ottawa.

I canceled my Killzone 2 preorder today. Going to get the SFIV stick instead.
 
[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']
My high school and former middle school are in the same building: the downstairs floor is the middle school/nurse's office/guidance office, and the upstairs is the high school, so all of us kids in middle school knew what to look forward to when we got up there.

When I was in eighth grade, the high school had soda machines, a salad bar in the cafeteria, students could leave their study halls whenever to go wherever, you could bring drinks and food to class, have mp3 players and cell phones (in study halls), have lunch outside, and various other exciting luxuries unavailable to middle schoolers.

Four years later we have none of those things, for these respective reasons: too unhealthy, kids were spitting in it, death/bomb threat induced lockdowns increasing security, students bringing alcohol in non-alcoholic bottles, learning distractions and students sending naked pictures around, and students leaving the premises/smoking.

Basically, every cool thing has been systematically removed each year. A couple years ago we opened a "school store", which sold stuff like chips and candy bars, to raise money for the yearbook. We have to shut it down next week because everything we sell has too much sugar/too many calories, including the likes of NutriGrain Bars. We (yearbook staff) were told we had to close it down with a week's notice. The teacher who runs the yearbook staff buys the food from Sam's Club, i.e. in bulk. So now we have A) our second-biggest source of Yearbook revenue gone, B) tons of unsold food we won't be able to make a profit or even break even on, and C) the yearbook, already in superduper debt, even more so.

Our Principles of Democracy/Government text books are quite out of date, to the point that the teacher has to supply us with answers to at least a couple questions per chapter because the answers in the textbook have been rendered incorrect. Also, tons of classes don't have enough text books/novels (in english class) for all of the students).

Pretty much everything academic revolves around 1) State Standardized tests (the Pennsylvania State Assessment Tests, in which our scores have declined every year despite increased focus on it) and 2) an incredibly inane system of "Goals and Portfolios". The explanation for the latter: years ago, the superintendent latched on to this system, where every class has certain "goals" that need to be completed for a student to pass. For example, a goal for an English class might be "Student must present an oral presentation on a classic novel." These "goals" are then put into portfolios which follow you throughout your entire school career, the idea being that colleges would look at these portfolios and use them to help determine acceptance. He was convinced it would catch on with most schools in the country and wanted to get our school in the door early. The problems with this system being: A) It never caught on. Ever. and B) The individual "goals" have not changed in decades, despite teacher and curriculum changes, meaning that most of them have no place in the lesson plan and teachers just hand them out and give the students the answers so they everyone gets them completed and they're out of the way.

Also, the faculty is made up of 1) Young teachers who openly despise the administration and the sorry state of the school and B) teachers on the verge of retiring who have stopped giving a fuck.

Also, roughly a quarter of my senior class had dropped out over the last two years. We don't even fill one bleacher in the gym for pep assemblies/the like.

I really dislike my high school.
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Hey, I'm a student teacher in Pennsylvania. I've worked with a lot of schools in Central and South-east PA. Mind sharing your district? I'm just curious. PM me if you aren't comfortable posting it in here.

[quote name='RelentlessRolento']:lol: I win. Or lose.

I was home schooled.

note though I still went to high school for random classes and to socialize.

home schoolers are notably weird.

public school is the biggest joke ever IMHO with it being the largest waste of time I've ever come across. I've gotten more done a home in 3 days than public schools would in 2 weeks.[/QUOTE]

homeschoolers are weirdo's ;)

and stop bashing public school! just kidding feel free, although i'll probably disagree with almost everything you have to say unless it's bashing NCLB
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']We had one class that was programming in BASIC and another that was essentially spreadsheet class. Yeah, it was pretty high tech.

I drew a castle in BASIC. Yep, I'm a pimp. :cool:

I took 3 years of Spanish and I barely know anything. Hola, como estas? Bueno, Y tu? Que bueno! Donde esta el bano?[/QUOTE]

Quieres fumar el hombre negro.
 
[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']Chac's hate is fun, like....like an old woman who's incredibly racist, but everyone laughs because hey, she's old and harmless and doesn't know any better, and she cannot be convinced she is wrong because she is old and set in her ways.

jer's hate is appalling, like...like a young racist who thinks Barack Obama will lead to the country's downfall because he is black and cannot be convinced he is wrong because he is stupid and ugly.[/QUOTE]

Chac's hate is funny because he started the GGT by saying
Basically, just talk about what you've been playing, ask questions about gaming related stuff or talk about anything that's gaming related... but try and keep negativity out of the equation. This is the anti-CAG discussion in that it's supposed to be positive and helpful.
:rofl:
 
[quote name='Jimbo Slice']

homeschoolers are weirdo's ;)

and stop bashing public school! just kidding feel free, although i'll probably disagree with almost everything you have to say unless it's bashing NCLB[/quote]


Naw, I think public school is good, just when you hit highschool it starts feeling like teachers are there just to kill time until you hit 18 or when they give you the ok to leave school.

I started college while going to highschool as soon as I hit my freshman year in HS. I got way ahead, but now I'm behind due to switching majors.

switching saved my sanity though. thank god.
 
High School is a joke, but it teaches you basic knowledge, social skills, and not to mention many experiences you will remember for the rest of your life.

Home school is an even bigger joke and you don't get the social interaction, chicks, or experiences.

Home school robs kids.

SNES.
 
Chac's hate never comes off as intentionally malicious. that's the difference.

(and for the record, I'm very malicious at times, especially on gaf, so I'm not saying my hands are clean :lol: )
 
Yeah, I agree that high school can be a bit of a joke. More important than academics though is the social education, and this is especially true at the later grades.
 
[quote name='zewone']High School is a joke, but it teaches you basic knowledge, social skills, and not to mention many experiences you will remember for the rest of your life.

Home school is an even bigger joke and you don't get the social interaction, chicks, or experiences.

Home school robs kids.

SNES.[/quote]


:lol:

In sad ways ur mostly right. Thankfully I got to do both public and home so I feel pretty damn balanced.

But yeah, most home schoolers are socially awkward even as adults.

in the end I guess you can say public and home rob kids of very different things.

was TMK homeschooled?
 
zewone robs kids.


All I did in highschool was play games and managed to escape with an 85 average. Its a joke all around. Theres a "literacy" test every student in Ontario has to do in grade 10 in order to be able to graduate. Dumb fucks still fail that shit. Sample:
Choose the best closing sentence for the following paragraph. When the Canadian government decided to ban the Avro Arrow, many Canadians were affected.
Firstly, those working on the airplane were laid off. Secondly, Canada's supremacy in the sky
was halted. Thirdly, some of Canada's greatest scientists moved to the United States to pursue
careers in the Apollo program.
A Hurray for the Avro.
B Hurray for Apollo.
C Clearly, cessation of the Avro Arrow was a great loss for Canada.
D Cessation of the Avro Arrow was a win for Canada because it cost so much money.
 
[quote name='RelentlessRolento']
was TMK homeschooled?[/QUOTE]

I'm not sure, but it wouldn't surprise me at all.

[quote name='Jest']zewone robs kids[/QUOTE]

This is very true.

Thanks for the DS, you little punk bitch.
 
Hurray for Apollo!

Beat GTA4 finally. Thinking about beating it again so I can watch the other ending
I saw the ending where Roman dies
.
 
[quote name='RelentlessRolento']:lol:


was TMK homeschooled?[/QUOTE]


that's a great question. maybe that's why he thinks he's autistic.

also, you have to spell out his whole name so that it picks up in the search engine when he searches for himself to see who is talking about him. TheManaKnight
 
Oh god, at the super bowl party I went to, some kids were sitting around playing Halo. Quitting games as soon as they were losing, and talking about how to exploit glitches to increase their experience or whatever :wall:
 
I hated High School. Felt no motivation once so ever to finish it. People often seem surprised to hear how bad I did in school since most who've worked with me and talked to me know I'm a moderately smart individual.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']Superbowl was a great game.[/quote]

I agree. Even though I don't really care for either of those two teams, it was quite a competitive game. That shit went right down to the wire--amazing!
 
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