George Lucas can lick my balls

[quote name='thehuskerfan']In my opinion Jar-Jar's clumsiness led to the downfall of the republic. He was just a pawn in a giant chess game.
In episode 2, Padme gave orders to Jar-Jar to elect Palpatine for Chancellor. From there, the dominoes just started falling, as we all know from watching Episode 3.[/QUOTE]

I believe its windu's fault...only because he could have easily let the emporer live, like in the jedi code...then if the emporer struck back, they could have teamed up on his ass, and made him into sushi...but instead windu went for the kill
 
[quote name='Ozzkev55']
I believe its windu's fault...only because he could have easily let the emporer live, like in the jedi code...then if the emporer struck back, they could have teamed up on his ass, and made him into sushi...but instead windu went for the kill
[/QUOTE]

I really don't know if windu had the power to deafeat sidious...the whole time windu was blocking the attack sidous could have easily taken him out... he was wating for Anakin to make his move and show his real evil.
 
[quote name='thehuskerfan']
I really don't know if windu had the power to deafeat sidious...the whole time windu was blocking the attack sidous could have easily taken him out... he was wating for Anakin to make his move and show his real evil.
[/QUOTE]

exactly, but if windu had stopped his attack, and then was killed trying to arrest the emporer, then there is no doubt, anakin would have kicked palpatines ass...though if he died...order 66 would have been carried out anyway, but the war wouldnt have ended as soon as it did
 
[quote name='Ozzkev55']
exactly, but if windu had stopped his attack, and then was killed trying to arrest the emporer, then there is no doubt, anakin would have kicked palpatines ass...though if he died...order 66 would have been carried out anyway, but the war wouldnt have ended as soon as it did[/QUOTE]
Palpatine was in charge of order 66... I'm really not sure what to say on that one???
This whole ordeal was a test on anakin once again and who knows what would have happened if palpatine would have died...
 
[quote name='thehuskerfan']Palpatine was in charge of order 66... I'm really not sure what to say on that one???
This whole ordeal was a test on anakin once again and who knows what would have happened if palpatine would have died...[/QUOTE]
im sorry i meant if Anakin had died...if the emporer had died...anakin would probably have gone crazy, and killed himself...because he is unable to take on the whole jedi temple by himself
 
[quote name='Ozzkev55']im sorry i meant if Anakin had died...if the emporer had died...luke would probably have gone crazy, and killed himself...because he is unable to take on the whole jedi temple by himself[/QUOTE]
When I speed read through this I thought you wrote "Lucas would have killed himself" :)
So much for a story without the main villian.
 
[quote name='Ozzkev55']im sorry i meant if Anakin had died...if the emporer had died...luke would probably have gone crazy, and killed himself...because he is unable to take on the whole jedi temple by himself[/QUOTE]
Luke?
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']I just mad that they took out the big Wookie sodomy scene in the remakes, honestly that's why I watch episode V[/QUOTE]

What part was that? They sodomised Chewbacca?
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Luke?[/QUOTE]
Shit i meant Anakin...thats what I get for typing while listening to Don Henley
 
[quote name='tcrash247']What part was that? They sodomised Chewbacca?[/QUOTE]
Yes, very sad scene. Chewie's yelping haunts me to this day.
 
[quote name='mbstuff']The firework celebrations on different planets were in the 1997 theatrical release of VI, right? I remember seeing it then and thinking it was a nice addition.[/QUOTE]

I don't know if someone else answered this, but yes, they were in the 1997 theatrical release. The difference is on the DVD's they changed the end AGAIN. The planet sequence was changed to add in Naboo, which didn't exist in 1997. And then of course they added Hayden. I just miss the Ewok song.

TBW
 
I dont mind Jar Jar, to me he is just every Ewok crammed into one character. I see 1 and 6 as both childish movies. Beside one cool fight scene in each movie they were both very kid oriented.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']pretty sure you mean a Cleveland Steamer.[/QUOTE]

I guess I am going to check the urban dictionary cause I dont know what that means. Let see.....hmmmmmm....oh here it is:

1. Cleveland Steamer
(N)a.)The act of dropping stink nuggets on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act)
b.)a way of telling your kids that you hate them
My girl friend calls me the cleveland steamroller

2. Cleveland Steamer
The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer.

3. cleveland steamer
To "lay down" a "track" in the "valley" on your partner while making "choo choo" noises.
I gave her a cleveland steamer and laid down a good track
Source: fobes, Jun 16, 2004

4. Cleveland Steamer
Crapping on your partner when titty-fucking or tea-bagging.
Michael Jackson will get a Cleveland Steamer everyday in the pen.
Source: John Hyndman, Dec 22, 2003

5. Cleveland Steamer
The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.
"Tiffany broke up with me after I gave her a cleveland steamer."
Source: Long Island, Aug 15, 2004

6. cleveland steamer
I prefer the term Cleveland Steamroller.

The Cleveland Steamroller is when you have titty sex with a girl. Halfway through, you shit on her tits (technically in between them) and then you go back to titty fucking her. Punching her in the face if she resists is optional.
"Did you hear about Karl and Becki? Becki was a total cunt so Karl held her down and gave her a Cleveland Steamroller."

7. cleveland steamer
An act performed by at least two people, which appeals to the prurient interest of one or all parties, in which one party defecates upon the chest of another.
Oy! Don't talk to her. That bird gives Cleveland steamers back in the shitter for half a crown, she does.
Source: Danny, May 14, 2004

8. Cleveland Steamer
cleveland steamer is when you shit on her chest, cincinnati steamer is when you put syran wrap on her face and shit on it
if you shit on her chest, its a cleve (cleaveage) shit on her face its a cinci
Source: craps onur, Apr 25, 2004

9. cleveland steamer
The act of taking a shit on a girl's chest while she is sucking your dick. See also: Hot Carlisle, Pasadena Mudslide, California Hot Plate
I gave her a cleveland steamer last night. It got a little bit messy.
Source: MadHat, Dec 17, 2004

10. cleveland steamer
the act of taking a doo-doo on your partners chest either during sex(usually titty fucking) or after he/she has fallen asleep. You then proceed to roll around and flatten the doo-doo pie out like a steamroller. Usually after this you want to run away.
i was afraid of breaking up with Jen face to face, so i gave her a cleveland steamroller after she fell asleep and ditched.
 
1. San Francisco Steamer
The same as a Cleveland Steamer, but after the feces blast you blow several killer bong hits on their defecated upon body in honor of the The City By The Bay. In this case, the bong smoke simultaneously represents San Francisco's fog AND its' relatively high percentage of weed users.

2. chicago steamer
The same thing as a Cleveland Steamer, but with a fart added, in honor of the windy city.
 
[quote name='Xevious']1. San Francisco Steamer
The same as a Cleveland Steamer, but after the feces blast you blow several killer bong hits on their defecated upon body in honor of the The City By The Bay. In this case, the bong smoke simultaneously represents San Francisco's fog AND its' relatively high percentage of weed users.

2. chicago steamer
The same thing as a Cleveland Steamer, but with a fart added, in honor of the windy city.[/QUOTE]

LOL!
nice
 
Okay, time for me to throw in my 2 cents and the extra 10 cents along with that in on this thread...

Personally, as a Star Wars fan who grew up on the original versions I don't like some of the stuff Lucas did on the enhanced versions of the original trilogy. My biggest gripe is the Han Solo/Greedo scene alteration, Jabba in Episode 4 (which even on the 2004 DVD release is aweful), and the new music at the end of Return. I don't mind some the enhancements he did - like fixing up things like matte lines, making Luke's speeder look more realistic when flying, etc etc etc. I'm cool with that.

However as someone who respects the ideas, visions, and overall creative process of film makers I will say that George Lucas at the end of the day does have his rights to alter, fix, add, subtract, etc to his work. Yes, I personally might not like Han/Greedo scene alteration but its his decision on it - not mine or yours.

I am however glad to have the original versions on Episode 4-6 on Laserdisc (the 1995 THX "Faces" edition) along with a DVD-R set of them. Hell, I even got two different versions of the infamous "Holiday Special" on DVD-R tho they aren't good looking. I still bought and own the recent 2004 versions of the trilogy, and I am glad to finally own a true authentic version on DVD. I dig some of the changes but I hate some of the other ones but at the end of the day Lucas has his rights to make his changes.
 
[quote name='demomanTNA']
I am however glad to have the original versions on Episode 4-6 on Laserdisc (the 1995 THX "Faces" edition) along with a DVD-R set of them. Hell, I even got two different versions of the infamous "Holiday Special" on DVD-R tho they aren't good looking. I still bought and own the recent 2004 versions of the trilogy, and I am glad to finally own a true authentic version on DVD. I dig some of the changes but I hate some of the other ones but at the end of the day Lucas has his rights to make his changes.[/QUOTE]

Yep, I love my Definitive DVD-R set, too. I guess all I need is the Christmas Special now.
 
[quote name='Xevious']I guess I am going to check the urban dictionary cause I dont know what that means. Let see.....hmmmmmm....oh here it is:

1. Cleveland Steamer
(N)a.)The act of dropping stink nuggets on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act)
b.)a way of telling your kids that you hate them
My girl friend calls me the cleveland steamroller

2. Cleveland Steamer
The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer.

3. cleveland steamer
To "lay down" a "track" in the "valley" on your partner while making "choo choo" noises.
I gave her a cleveland steamer and laid down a good track
Source: fobes, Jun 16, 2004

4. Cleveland Steamer
Crapping on your partner when titty-fucking or tea-bagging.
Michael Jackson will get a Cleveland Steamer everyday in the pen.
Source: John Hyndman, Dec 22, 2003

5. Cleveland Steamer
The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.
"Tiffany broke up with me after I gave her a cleveland steamer."
Source: Long Island, Aug 15, 2004

6. cleveland steamer
I prefer the term Cleveland Steamroller.

The Cleveland Steamroller is when you have titty sex with a girl. Halfway through, you shit on her tits (technically in between them) and then you go back to titty fucking her. Punching her in the face if she resists is optional.
"Did you hear about Karl and Becki? Becki was a total cunt so Karl held her down and gave her a Cleveland Steamroller."

7. cleveland steamer
An act performed by at least two people, which appeals to the prurient interest of one or all parties, in which one party defecates upon the chest of another.
Oy! Don't talk to her. That bird gives Cleveland steamers back in the shitter for half a crown, she does.
Source: Danny, May 14, 2004

8. Cleveland Steamer
cleveland steamer is when you shit on her chest, cincinnati steamer is when you put syran wrap on her face and shit on it
if you shit on her chest, its a cleve (cleaveage) shit on her face its a cinci
Source: craps onur, Apr 25, 2004

9. cleveland steamer
The act of taking a shit on a girl's chest while she is sucking your dick. See also: Hot Carlisle, Pasadena Mudslide, California Hot Plate
I gave her a cleveland steamer last night. It got a little bit messy.
Source: MadHat, Dec 17, 2004

10. cleveland steamer
the act of taking a doo-doo on your partners chest either during sex(usually titty fucking) or after he/she has fallen asleep. You then proceed to roll around and flatten the doo-doo pie out like a steamroller. Usually after this you want to run away.
i was afraid of breaking up with Jen face to face, so i gave her a cleveland steamroller after she fell asleep and ditched.[/QUOTE]
After reading that, it felt like I was smelling poo for a second or two.
 
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