Easy on the hardcore sex guys. I think the OP needs to take a little advice from our from from Tenacious D:
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to
her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And
in give her some smooches too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say "hey"
I'm gonna
you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's
in teamwork!
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll
in'
you discreetly
And then I'll
ing bone you completely
But then...
I'm gonna
you hard
Hard