GGT 142 was TWWWWIIIISSSSTTEEDDDDDD like Linkpwns' sister mid-coitus

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[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']Well

back to the single life.[/QUOTE]

You had more than one?

[quote name='corrosivefrost']Remember that pearl necklace you gave her? You'll always have that. ;)[/QUOTE]

Gross.
 
For the trophy/achievement whores here, the RE4 descriptions are actually kind of deceptively worded. The one for ringing the bell isn't actually for ringing the church bell and fighting all the waves of enemies, but for defeating the very first wave of enemies in the village and "Don't shoot the water" (which I would think would be like the first achievement, and just for beating the lake boss) is not for defeating the lake boss, but for shooting the water until you piss lake monster off enough for him to eat you and the pier.
 
If you don't like Gears 3, you're a

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[quote name='Chacrana']What should I do for dinner?

Because I don't want it to interrupt Gears too terribly.[/QUOTE]

fuck delivery, it's
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[quote name='RelentlessRolento']Can anyone recommend Space Adventure Cobra? always loved its style but never watched it[/QUOTE]
Never seen it either, but the Sega CD game was pretty assy.

[quote name='RelentlessRolento']I always thought that was Puerto Ricans? I should know.[/QUOTE]
Usually it's the females. Don't piss them off.

[quote name='CaptainJoel']Hey, even if I end up teaching at a retard school I'll still be making money.
[/QUOTE]
With that kind of statement, I don't see it happening. :nottalking:

[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']Well

back to the single life.[/QUOTE]
Less drama FTW.

Now go tag random bitches.

[quote name='dallow']How long is KotoR?[/QUOTE]
Too long.

[quote name='distgfx']Joel could learn a thing or two from you.[/QUOTE]
100% amen.

[quote name='corrosivefrost']Remember that pearl necklace you gave her? You'll always have that. ;)[/QUOTE]
I heard she got that from Jared.

[quote name='Chacrana']What should I do for dinner?

Because I don't want it to interrupt Gears too terribly.[/QUOTE]
Salmon and rice.

Or the new shitty BK chicken tenders. :puke:

[quote name='seanr1221']Yes, beefcake.[/QUOTE]
:drool:
 
[quote name='CaptainJoel']Trying to kill time until UPS gets here with Gears 3 isn't going well.[/QUOTE]

Same. Every ten minutes I have to wait, the urge to just go out and buy it grows significantly. It doesn't help that my friends are constantly texting/calling me asking if I have it yet

EDIT: fuck YOU HANK, YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND, YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY DAD

EDIT2: fuck YOU URAIZEN, YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY FRIEND, YOU'RE JUST A DILDO
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Say hi to your mom for me.

:drool:[/QUOTE]

If uraizen's the dildo, I guess he's already well acquainted with her.
 
[quote name='linkpwns']Same. Every ten minutes I have to wait, the urge to just go out and buy it grows significantly. It doesn't help that my friends are constantly texting/calling me asking if I have it yet
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Same exact thing is happening to me. People keep calling to ask if I'm ready to run through Beast mode but UPS still ain't fuckin' here. Really wishing that I had actually gone to GS' midnight release last night and used my mountain of credit on a copy and just returned the Amazon copy now.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']If uraizen's the dildo, I guess he's already well acquainted with her.[/QUOTE]
Or his sis.

[quote name='distgfx']Honestly, I wish I could post the conversation I'm having with mikey right now.[/QUOTE]
Type it out.
 
[quote name='distgfx']Honestly, I wish I could post the conversation I'm having with mikey right now.[/QUOTE]


I'll screencap and post it.

So Androids don't support screencapping without rooting? Bullshit.

I'll just type it out.

Also, everyone here can add me on XBL if they haven't already.
 
[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']Well

back to the single life.[/QUOTE]

What's the over/under on JSP's participation in the next GGT?

I put it at 75 posts.




So Who has Gears, but is not on my Friends List?
 
Uraizen (Thinking he's funny): Do you have gears 3 yet?

me: I swear to god, I'll cum on your chin.

Uraizen: How would that be any different from the usual?

me: It would give me five minutes to kill.

uraizen: Five? Damn, you're slow. I was hoping you'd be captain quick shot.

me: Girls call me the minute man. However, considering I've had nothing to do for the past few hours, I've wacked off more than usual. So it may take longer.

uraizen: Each load blown is another minute added.

me: More or less, yeah. I think of my rapid ejaculation as a gift. I never have to pay for porn sites, the clips are enough.

uraizen: Does anyone actually make it to the end of a porn movie without blowing their load?

me: Hipsters.

uraizen: They need some emo porn to jack off to where a goth chick is jamming a knife down some guys dick.

me: Or just ugly chicks. They like the ugly chicks.

uraizen: Hell yeah, get them a bitch with a cheese cake stuck under their fungus filled fat fold and their cock will get an incredible two inch boner.

me: a frumunda cheese cake. they also like pussies with handlebar mustaches

uraizen: easier to grip than those massive love handles.

me: they only really like pussy that no one has heard of before.

(And really, everyone hears a fat chick coming from a mile away, so that's a no-go.)

to be continued...
 
[quote name='distgfx']I have been punished, my PS3 got the YLOD. Any deals on a PS3 before I pull the trigger on a new one?[/QUOTE]

The Playstation 3 is such a piece of shit.
 
I've been playing the original Legend of Zelda while waiting for Gears 3 to arrive. I've never actually beaten it despite owning approximately 2 billion different versions of it including the original.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']You guys are filthier than me.[/QUOTE]
Lies.
[quote name='Chacrana']The Playstation 3 is such a piece of shit.[/QUOTE]
Yes. Xbox 360 is way more reliable.

I think every company sucks this gen. 100% for damn sure not beta testing the next round of systems. :nottalking:
 
[quote name='ihadFG']I've been playing the original Legend of Zelda while waiting for Gears 3 to arrive. I've never actually beaten it despite owning approximately 2 billion different versions of it including the original.[/QUOTE]

I don't care, tell me if there's a deal on new PS3s.
 
[quote name='distgfx']I don't care, tell me if there's a deal on new PS3s.[/QUOTE]

I would, but my copy of Gears 3 just arrived.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Lies.

Yes. Xbox 360 is way more reliable.

I think every company sucks this gen. 100% for damn sure not beta testing the next round of systems. :nottalking:[/QUOTE]

At least the 360 would be worth replacing, seeing as how it has games... and not the worst versions of them every single time (except for like 2 times.)

I don't care either way. When the fuck are you buying my speakers, breh?
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']Wow, let's see if Amazon will let me return the LE... this thing is straight garbage.[/QUOTE]
lol LE looked like hot garbage. Glad to know it was.

Sucks that you got it though. :cry:

[quote name='Chacrana']At least the 360 would be worth replacing, seeing as how it has games... and not the worst versions of them every single time (except for like 2 times.)

I don't care either way. When the fuck are you buying my speakers, breh?[/QUOTE]
Both systems suck. 360 just sucks a hair less.

And when I gain employment at T Bell and work on squirting sour cream in as many chalupas as I can.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Both systems suck. 360 just sucks a hair less.[/QUOTE]

But I like more of the exclusives on the PS3, so tell me where all the deals are at, bro!

On a side note, mikey refused to continue our convo, I am very happy I got him to that point.
 
[quote name='distgfx']But I like more of the exclusives on the PS3, so tell me where all the deals are at, bro!

On a side note, mikey refused to continue our convo, I am very happy I got him to that point.[/QUOTE]

PS3 has better exclusives, definitely. So maybe PS3 sucks a hair less?

I don't care, both are trash. :nottalking:

Mikey gave up? Nice.
 
Remember how many times the PS2 needed a firmware update?

It was a while ago.

Back when Capcom didn't suck.

And Konami didn't suck.

And Square didn't suck.

And Kudo Tsunoda wasn't allowed out of his cage.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']Remember how many times the PS2 needed a firmware update?

It was a while ago.

Back when Capcom didn't suck.

And Konami didn't suck.

And Square didn't suck.

And Kudo Tsunoda wasn't allowed out of his cage.[/QUOTE]

I think I can sum all of that up as "Japan sucks now".

Which they do. :cry:
 
If you were locked in a cage with Kudo Tsunoda, Jonathan Blow, and Peter Molyneux, and they were all instructed to sell you on their shitty projects, which one would you kill first?

I'd probably shank Blow first.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']If you were locked in a cage with Kudo Tsunoda, Jonathan Blow, and Peter Molyneux, and they were all instructed to sell you on their shitty projects, which one would you kill first?

I'd probably shank Blow first.[/QUOTE]

I've always wanted to murder Kudo Tsunoda. I've wanted to kill Jonathan Blow and Peter Molyneux, but I want to MURDER Kudo. Like, the other two you could be happy just gunning down. Kudo... well, you want to make sure he has a closed casket funeral.
 
My conversation with linkpwns on skype:

[5:04:22 PM] Joshua Chang: hey
[5:04:24 PM] Joshua Chang: you around?
[5:04:50 PM] Joshua Chang: I just wanted to let you know
[5:04:54 PM] Joshua Chang: that I have Gears of War 3
[5:04:58 PM] Joshua Chang: and have for a while
[5:05:09 PM] Joshua Chang: I haven't played it because I'm doing other things, but I could if I wanted to
 
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