[quote name='Indignate']By the by, I just picked up the tux for the wedding on Sunday of which I am the best man for some reason.
I get this feeling that the wedding is going to be boring as

though, cuz the couple is pretty

ing boring themselves. Don't have any friends or anything and just mainly hang out with themselves. It's going to be a lot of people from their church and family that I don't like and...that's it.
So my plan is to hook up with my cousin's (who is the groom) cousin who is seventeen and has always been into me.
Good plan or bad plan?[/QUOTE]
DOOOO IT!!!!
Trick is to have Crown and Coke. Drink a coke to the upper label and pour Crown in that shit to the cap. Then commence the drinking. Totally okay to have more than one coke
I love doing this at weddings, because then people just think I am that loud
Also, dance like you mean it and don't give a

, BUT ALWAYS DANCE. ALWAYS DANCE AT A WEDDING, ALWAYS.
Seriously, bro you are the best man? Where is the b-party at? Why wasn't Uncle j-cart invited? Someone needs to let me throw their b-party, I'll make it a night.