Mr. Anderson
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OK, I must let this insane rage out of me. Why are devoted fanboys so stupid? Why? I have this friend. He loooooves the Xbox. With a passion. But he's an idiot. He does not listen to reason. Unless it means praise for the Xbox of course. We had a very lengthy game debate today. Strike 1: He says his friend opened up his Xbox and replaced the processor with a more up to date one. WHAT?! You can't do that! I tell him. Consoles can't be upgraded! Your stupid dude! he tells me. Microsoft just didn't say you could! You can if you want! What a RETARD!!! Strike 2: EGM is apparantly biased against Xbox. When I told him that Halo 2 had been delayed to the Fall, he got all defensive and said that EGM lied because they hate the Xbox. Uh, right, EGM just blatantly lies for the hell of it. Strike 3: According to him, the Xbox has sold more units than the PS2 and GC COMBINED. Right. I'm just gonna leave this one alone. Well, three strikes. He's out.
Now listen, I'm not pourin' haterade on the Xbox. I admit I do tell him that Xbox sucks, but just to piss him off. I like the big green box. But why is he so stupid?! WHY?! I dont' understand! What is wrong with his brain! And according to him, every Mario, Zelda, and Metroid game sucks. Every time I mention a Sony or Nintendo blockbuster, he just says Halo over and over again. What do I do to shut him up?!
Now listen, I'm not pourin' haterade on the Xbox. I admit I do tell him that Xbox sucks, but just to piss him off. I like the big green box. But why is he so stupid?! WHY?! I dont' understand! What is wrong with his brain! And according to him, every Mario, Zelda, and Metroid game sucks. Every time I mention a Sony or Nintendo blockbuster, he just says Halo over and over again. What do I do to shut him up?!